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A matching chest tattoo. It says “Carpe Diem”. The worst part, to me, is how sad the kitty looks in the following photos. Source: jezebel.com  /  via: odditycentral.com Source: jezebel.com  /  via: odditycentral.com Source: jezebel.com  /  via: odditycentral.com Source: jezebel.com  /  via: odditycentral.com View Entire List › - Chris

In the weirdest couple news ever, Skrillex and British pop star Ellie Goulding are now dating. This is what their hypothetical baby would look like. - Chris

Do you think he stole a bottle of polish from Heidi Klum's collection as an indignant parting gift? Under the usual circumstances, I'm not sure yellow nail polish would look great on a dude — but Seal kind of makes it look almost badass? Well played, Seal. Well played. Via: infdaily.com Via: infdaily.com Via: infdaily.com Via: infdaily.com View Entire List › Via: infdaily.com - Chris

Fruit of the Tomb (Kindle Edition) By Carole Nelson Douglas Buy new: $1.49 Customer Rating: First tagged "comedy" by Carole Nelson Douglas Customer tags: crime drama(3), cats(2), adventure(2), historical(2), ancient egypt(2), detective(2), carole nelson douglas(2), comedy(2), fantasy(2), mummy, midnight louie, family - Chris

This weekend marks Maya Rudolph's first time hosting “Saturday Night Live,” and in the commercials for the episode, she and Andy Samberg brainstorm ideas, wear too many pairs of sunglasses, and try and cure writers block with the old “Pizza Delivery Guy” porno setup. No word on whether or not she'll reprise her famous impression of Whitney Houston. - Chris

Okay now I'm into this whole Jeremy Lin thing. Source: apolloverse - Chris

Sloths are like the Ryan Gosling of the animal world , but are slow lorises slowly - very slowly - surpassing their popularity? Here's evidence suggesting the superiority of slow lorises. Slow Lorises Are More Ticklish Than Sloths Have You Ever Even Seen a Sloth With a Tiny Umbrella? Slow Lorises Make Slow Passionate Love Sloths just aren't as into it. Slow Lorises Have a Toxic Bite It's a deterrent to predators, and the toxin is also applied to the fur during grooming as a form of protection for their infants. View Entire List › - Chris

Each one is like a tiny magical Narnia entrance. Artist Takanori Aiba lovingly crafts each house to be part of his “Adventures of the Eyes” series. Read More On thechive.com › - Chris

Peter teaches his son an experiment with HHO gas. The wife isn't having it. Via: dailypicksandflicks.com - Chris

In the movies, “I'll call you back” means “I'm obviously not going to call you back.” Source: slacktory.com - Chris

The Starbucks Corporation — solving the First World's problems one venti caramel latte at at time. The Squaw Valley Ski Resort in Lake Tahoe now has a neighboring mile-high Starbucks. "Nowhere else in the world can skiers and riders enjoy a delicious Starbucks coffee without missing a beat on the slopes," said Squaw Valley's president and CEO. Via: onthesnow.com Via: neatorama.com - Chris

You are listening to the percussions of Baard Kolstad. He owns the streets of Oslo. Via: reddit.com - Chris

In honor of “The Simpsons” 500th episode this weekend, here is every single sentence Bart has ever written on Mrs. Krabappel's blackboard. You're welcome. Source: cabletv.com - Chris

Don't you just wanna rub its cute little head? Via: reddit.com - Chris

What the Bible Teaches: Romans v. 11 (Ritchie New Testament Commentaries S.) (Hardcover) By F.E. Stallan 5 used and new from $25.00 First tagged "christian" by Wendy Sparkes Customer tags: what the bible teaches, commentary, christianity, psalms, john ritchie, richie new testament commentaries - Chris

A woman gives birth to a Reese's Piece, but who's the father? From the creator of last year's smutty Skittles ad. Source:  /  via: adweek.com - Chris

What the Bible Teaches: Psalms (Hardcover) By Jim Flanigan 6 used and new from $30.00 First tagged "christian" by Wendy Sparkes Customer tags: what the bible teaches, commentary, christianity, psalms, ritchie old testament commentaries, john ritchie - Chris

How many dollars to make both of them holler, honey boo-boo? Here are a few promotional shots from Friday's upcoming episode of “Anderson,” which focuses on “Toddlers & Tiaras”—specifically, Go-Go Juice-guzzling “Honey Boo-Boo Child” Alana and her mother, “Coupon Queen” June—and will include pageant-style makeovers for the moms. I CAN'T WAIT. - Chris

You aren't being careful on the ice! Sure it's been unseasonably warm but that's no reason to get cocky with Mother Nature. In fact, it's the opposite of that. Read More On videogum.com › - Chris

“If you have to make a song called 'Stupid Hoe,' you must be a stupid ho.” So said Lil' Kim on tonight's “Watch What Happens Live” after being asked what she thought of Nicki Minaj, who many have accused of ripping off her style. And there's more! Here's the video: You may have noticed that, when asked by Cohen who she thought the most overrated artist of the moment was, Lil' Kim answered "Fire Marshall Bill" (who was played by Jim Carrey on "In Living Color"). Of course, she really meant to answer Nicki Minaj, as evidenced both by the Minaj impersonation she did immediately after answering the question and by the below image, which I made to help illustrate the point. View Entire List › - Chris

Behold, the first 60 seconds from every James Bond film at the same time. The YouTube account responsible for this shaken-not-stirred mashup says “this is a section of a larger project.” So more Bond fare to come. Via: theaggregate.net - Chris

David Letterman has embraced the Linsanity. On Wednesday's “Late Show,” Letterman dedicated his Top 10 List to the out-of-nowhere Knicks superstar, highlighting the 10 worst Jeremy Lin-related puns. - Chris

Absolut Vodka has commissioned the co-creator of both “Tank Girl” and the Gorillaz, Jamie Hewlitt, to design the new limited edition London bottle. It turned out pretty great, but I think there's a severe lack of Booga present. Via: boingboing.net - Chris

Her jiggle is hypnotic. This (and cats) is what the Internet was invented for. Read More On filmdrunk.uproxx.com › - Chris

Never before have I been so jealous of George Stephanopoulos. Jay Leno welcomed actress/comedienne Ali Wentworth to Wednesday's “Tonight Show” for what ended up being a highly charming chat about how she met her husband, George Stephanopoulos, the very Greek baptism of their daughter, and more. Here are some highlights. - Chris

Romanian sleds are the best. It's all about their durability. Take this steel gate, for instance … Via: dailypicksandflicks.com - Chris

Recently Mitt Romney has revved up his tough talk on unions in Michigan. But in 2002 the former Governor was actively courting the labor vote. Romney prominently featured on his campaign website a call for union members to vote for him because he would invest in infrastructure, adjust the minimum wage annually to inflation, and have labor be a critical factor in developing the state. - Chris

Who says pugs can't be agile? - Chris

Ace of Spades , a take-no-prisoners blogger with libertarian leanings, just concluded this epic Twitter rant, crystallizing some conservatives' objections to the former senator. Check out @freddoso 's and @danriehl 's feeds for attempts to contain him. The trigger is Santorum's discussion of sex between priests and young men in a notorious interview. Source: @AceofSpadesHQ Source: @AceofSpadesHQ Source: @AceofSpadesHQ Source: @AceofSpadesHQ View Entire List › - Chris

This is spot-on. Jon Stewart opened tonight's “Daily Show” with a segment deriding Congress for its continued reluctance to ban its members from profiting through insider trading. It's worth watching in its entirety, but the segment's highlight was undoubtedly Stewart's impersonation of Connecticut Sen. Joe Lieberman. (via Mediaite ) Here's the video (skip ahead to the 6:40 mark for the Lieberman bit): - Chris