So if you ask "Why Dog Condoms?" I ask you right back, "How could you dream of any other solution, now that you know this easy, affordable remedy exists?" - Daily Contempt
"Start working with the U.S Government to protect the Constitutional rights of Guantanamo Bay detainees and captured Enemy Combatants today." - Daily Contempt
"How to Apply the Dog Condom
Using the following illustrations as a guide, consider these as the best method for the application of your dog's patent pending Dog Condom. There are a few different "right ways" to apply it, but many more "wrong ways", and it's our goal to help you keep that red rocket firing straight ahead. After all, when it comes to the red rocket, it kind of is rocket science." - Daily Contempt
It was hard to not get angry at the start, but the more I read in the FAQ, the more I just ended up laughing. I'd love the meet the person who takes it seriously so I can giggle in my head as they freak the fuck out. - Daily Contempt
It's impossible to know what works were done by a man who died hundreds of years ago, and didn't even speak English, but we do know a little and we can fill in everything we need to, just like he did. - Daily Contempt
