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@funambulator If your gender wants to claim the "author" of that shit mandala, don't let me stand in y'all's way.
@gbullard Watch it, Bullard. That's my wife and I'm the jealous type.
Seriously, what stops Orpheus from breaking free from Hades and strangling whoever wrote that fucking shoe song with his own intestines?
See? Told you. A little too much xmas radio in the Ellis-Canon household.
Okay folks, @funambulator's been working a little too hard. There is no fake snow and no victrola.
That Christmas shoe song is on the radio now. @loueyville is right. It is an abhorrent monstrosity.
@loueyville How can you not know the Wings song? You know, "simply having a wonderful Xmas time?"
@loueyville @funambulator But what about the Wings song? And Grownup Christmas List? Where do those rank?
@funambulator Can we score some holly branches for the holiday party?
@beccaheiser Hallucinogenic, you say?
Our secretary just got fired. Reason: "you're too old" and "plus you're a woman." A little civil rights lawyer humor on a Monday afternoon.
I just became the mayor of Hell on @foursquare!
@Erin_McMahon I just became the leader of a group of barbarians that rampages through Louisville & makes your mayorship totally meaningless.
Daniel my brother...you are balder than meee....
Lunch conversation. Blah blah blah fucking blah.
@vurnt22 Anything coming up in the Midwest/South?
Nancy Grace has an accident reconstructionist on to talk about the Tiger Woods wreck. I think a little part of me died watching that.
Fox news: "Black Community Condemns Tiger for Affairs with White Women." Juan Williams is on this crap with Geraldo. Unfrigginbelievable.
@dumplehead That was a close one.
@phillipmbailey Sure-fire winner.
I declare today forfeit. Trying again tomorrow.
After, like, 4 hours of watching this show, I have concluded that it is the worst true-crime show ever.
Headed to La Que.
I might hate Sundays. I'm not sure.
As with every Sunday, the death of my phone is at hand. Will be at Douglass Loop Heine Bros around 2 if anyone wants to come say hi.
Will be free from about 2-3 if anyone wants to grab coffee.
@loueyville Do what @gbullard does and just dm me the dirty stuff.
@beccaheiser Your cruel barbs delight me. So perhaps you are right.
Highland Coffee. Then Highland teaching. Then Highland eating. Then Jeffersonville sleeping. These plans are mostly tentative.
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