Dan Renzi

Dan thinks Sheri needs to pay attention to his fashions more often.

Dan is going to Miami Sleepless Night tomorrow. So excited.

Creek 28 (4/5) - http://www.yelp.com/biz...

Dan is boycotting Nordstrom. They are dead to me.

NOTES - http://danrenzi.typepad.com/stuff...

It is 1:45 p.m. and all I have accomplished is writing a complaint letter to Nordstrom.

Dan is devastated that Jessica won't come with him to Miami Sleepless Nights. Whatever, I'm going anyway!

Dan is quite certain the elves are spying on him again. No sudden moves, please.

Dan regrets to inform you he sees no reason to live anymore, after the dismaying discovery that the new "V" is totally stupid.

Dan regrets to inform you he will not be available for any socializing tonight until he relives his childhood and watches the premiere of "V." Thank you for understanding.

Dan go vote people!

Dan can now attest to the fact that strawberry-kiwi smoothie is not a good thing to spill on your car's electric window opener button. Or the door-lock switch. Or the gear shifter or the upholstery or the floor rug.

Dan wants to know: if you accept a "friend" and they send you a "thank you for accepting my friend request" note, is that a spam profile?

MOVIE CLUB: 'INTO THE WILD' - http://danrenzi.typepad.com/stuff...

Dan saw "Into the Wild." It's a much more intense movie after you've had a day to think about it. Heavy.

Dan is writing a column about NARTH. I think it is going to cause a lot of commotion.

Dan is going to Nikki Beach.

Dan is tired of Alex Fernandez trying to buy the Miami Beach City Commission with a big marketing campaign, to hide the fact he has no reason to actually have the job. I am voting for Gongora today, early voting.

Dan had a lousy Halloween night.

Ken Lee - Bulgarian Idol (WITH ENGLISH TRANSLATION) - http://www.youtube.com/watch...

HILLARY CLINTON IS THE BEST - http://danrenzi.typepad.com/stuff...

Dan loves Hillary Clinton SO MUCH today. GRRRRRRRRR! Get 'em!

"knows very little about Tibet except that it needs to be freed."

Dan got SCREAMED at by a homeless man, who beat on my car windows with his fists. It was so scary. I'm going to dress up as him for Halloween.

Dan is consumed with jealousy. My friend went to NYC and saw a live taping of "Tyra." I'm dying, literally, I'm dead. Ba-nanas.

Dan thinks if you don't want to get in trouble for having NSFW stuff on your Facebook page, then you shouldn't be on Facebook at work!

THE COLOR PURPLE - http://danrenzi.typepad.com/stuff...

Dan needs to chat with someone who has read "The Color Purple." Questions, questions.

Dan is going to see "The Color Purple" tonight and is going to SING A THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS the entire show.

Dan went jogging with my friend's dog. Jogging with this dog is like the scene in "Friends" when Phoebe runs through Central Park.