Linda, I feel so bad this morning I had to call in sick. I'm just about to pull one of my wife's fuzzy navel bottles from the fridge ( she's asleep ). Want one?
- Wallace
Absolutely. I'll use it as a chaser. My Mother in law is driving me F***nutz right now.
- Linda Lorie
Mother in laws require something a bit stronger, you probably will need a chaser.
- Wallace
It doesn't matter which eating utensil I need at any given time. That will be the one that's ALL in the dishwasher, yet the dishwasher isn't even half full.
People of Walmart: a collection of all the creatures that grace us with their presence at Walmart, America's favorite store. - http://peopleofwalmart.com/
Not really. As long as you click the Twitter checkbox you're good
- LANjackal
Fwd: "Forecasters say Hurricane Fred, TS Linda no threat to land" - http://bit.ly/X1ddE (via http://ff.im/7Q8kO) So they finally name a TS after me. At least I'm not a threat.
If you aren't using CoolPreviews for Firefox, you're absolutely missing out. Works GREAT on FriendFeed, FB, twitter, or any s/n site or web page. My all time FAVORITE! - https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US...
Best of craigslist! To The People Buying and Renting Porn at My Store - ( NSFW) If your movie is defective, you have two (2) days to return it with the receipt and original package. When you return the movie, you have to have that little piece of paper we give you when we sell you the movie and the cover and box must be intact. - http://www.craigslist.org/about...
It's possible, but very unlikely, that we didn't give you a receipt. It's impossible that you didn't get the packaging. That's just ridiculous. Oh, and if you return a movie, I will put the movie in our DVD player to make sure it doesn't work. Yes, that's right. I'm college educated and I get to check porn for defects at work. My parents sure are proud.
- Linda Lorie
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