I have decided to add "Inscribe my name in the moon with a giant laser" to my bucket list. I realize that "blow up the moon" is a fairly popular one as well, but I like tides, so I'll stick with inscription. ...
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<tap tap> Hello? It's been a while, huh? Blogging has changed quite a bit in the last few years. With the rise of social media, it's become easier than ever to find some people to hear your voice, while at the same time, it has become easier to get lost in the crowd. I've done the social media thin ...
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When I was five or six, a friend and I found a mud puddle in my driveway. No, we didn't have to look very hard. We got into an argument about whether or not this little depression in the driveway was filled with chocolate milk or not. Not to ruin the end of the story, but it was not chocolate milk ...
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I think that of all historical figures, Socrates would probably most like to meet me.
Tonya: So, did you know that the security officer Yarr spent her formative years being chased by rape gangs? Me: I... did not know that. T: Well, now you do. Me: What, exactly, is a rape gang? T: I think you have to take it at face value. A group joined together with the common goal of getting thei ...
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