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informercials, informercials, every channel infoeffingmercials!! I reckon this is what hell would be like! ὺ.ύ

July 30 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I will fear no evil, for you are with me; your ivied arms stretched across the high-voltage wire, they comfort me o_O?! http://t.co/bVjW8cS

July 28 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"Quitting lasts forever" ~Olympic aerialist/silver medalist Jeret Peterson http://t.co/5uHh93p ...R.I.P. 2011 http://t.co/IxaTv1u

July 26 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

yes, @amywinehouse, you've cheated yourself..as u knew you would ♪ peace, dear http://t.co/grMVgEM

July 23 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

what's with the #27?! fatal age to be a rock star~Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Jim Morrison & now Amy Winehouse? RIP http://t.co/Loc0T36

July 23 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Live each day as if it were Rapture Day and one day your doomsday predictions will be marginally less hit and miss. :-/

July 9 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

mark your calendars... free slurpees next Monday @ 7-11... on 7/11! :P http://www.facebook.com/event...

July 6 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Another one bites the dust: #ReplayTV to discontinue electronic service 7/31, can't keep up w/wealth of HDTV programming http://www.digitalnetworksna.com/replayt...

June 19 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

An average banana actually contains *2* servings of #fruit, so hope you don't mind if I share my above-average banana with u! :Þ

June 17 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Gotta love #JudgeJudy! Q: How can you tell when a teenager lies? A: When their mouth moves.

June 17 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

well, good luck with that! will just take another 25 yrs to pull that off! Oprah: I want O.J. to confess to me http://marquee.blogs.cnn.com/2011... via @cnn

June 17 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Travelling at just 2.2 feet per hour, this Martian critter's even slower than a sloth: http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2011...

June 10 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

well, if NY Rep. Anthony Weiner loses his day job over the ridiculous tweet scandal, he can still apply here: http://www.kraftbrands.com/oscarma...

June 2 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"You're seriously no fun to interrogate or almost torture." -Sue Sylvester #glee

May 28 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Quite primitive, Mark Zuckerberg! Eating only #meat u kill yourself?! like our ancestors Neanderthal & Cro-Magnon :D http://postcards.blogs.fortune.cnn.com/2011...

May 27 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

He said "great amenities" when I thought he said "great manatees"...Nah! I say he said "great manatees"! http://www.youtube.com/watch... (SHAG)

He said "great amenities" when I thought he said "great manatees"...Nah! I say he said "great manatees"! http://bit.ly/kSbufh (SHAG)

May 25 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

What good is the #truth if you can't stretch it now and again?!

May 25 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

You ARE what you search for. So beware! http://www.cnn.com/2011... (CNN, "What the Internet knows about you")

May 22 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @Cranappleberry: If it really was a sin to masturbate then God wouldn't have invented vibrators or Zac Efron posters.

May 21 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

enraptured, I'm sure (⊙.◎) #fb

May 21 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Charlie Sheen : Torpedo of Truth == Arnold Schwarzenegger : Terminator of Troth?!

May 18 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

When are they ever going to invent a lawnmower that also picks up dog crap? >.< Ima pre-order one right now. #fb

May 10 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

What ambivalence! What duplicity! The dude couldn't decide between Coke and Pepsi! http://www.bnet.com/blog...

May 8 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Mafia calendar: TWIRL=a young woman who likes to dance. But I don't see @kirstiealley as a twirl! She's more of a twurl or twump. #fb

May 5 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

oh, great! now I convey what it feels like to suck on a straw :-/ Finally, You Can Kiss People Over the Internet [VIDEO] http://mashable.com/2011...

May 2 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

ehm, good guess, but Victoria Beckham's maiden name is *not* Spice! :D http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...

April 29 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

#Someday they will make toilet paper holders and houses big enough to hold a single cotton-pickin' roll of Costco toilet paper. Someday.

April 20 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Would u buy car insurance from this guy? http://bit.ly/hzpc5f People do, strangely 'nuff. Feel free to quit your day job anytime, Vern! :D

April 15 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

new trendy #WOTD, maybe: antilocavorism (being against purchasing food grown in one's own community) D: http://bit.ly/ebFHZ7

April 15 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

hm, I don't think my reality is paradoxical & self-contradictory enough... time to upgrade to Oxy10moron.

April 15 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share