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My fortune cookie just guilted me into upping my tip to 25%. How? My fortune was instructions on how to say the word "cheap" in Chinese.
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"I think I'd like to buy a country somewhere. Something small, not too ostentatious ... Luxembourg, perhaps, or maybe Ecuador."
15 hours ago
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You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant (excepting Alice.)
Thursday
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Good article: "Setting Net Promoter Score Targets – How Far and How Fast?"
http://s4c-assets.satmetrix.com/Mainten...
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Overheard: "Forget Team Edward & Team Jacob. It's Team @
Scobleizer
versus Team @
Arrington
& I'm on Team Arrington."
#MyFriendsAreWeird
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In rustic Marble Falls, TX for 2010 planning. We have some great stuff lined up next year that will really help our customers succeed.
November 21
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At open enrollment meeting. Whenever I hear someone say the phrase "dental plan", I instinctively respond with "Lisa needs braces"
#Simpsons
November 13
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stuartrath
My "thank you" extends to all US allies, especially to my favorite RAN vet! Hoping you have a speedy (and low pain) recovery.
November 11
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Happy Veterans day! Thank you to all who served, and to those who currently serve.
November 11
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good thing you are not a Backup Engineer, or that would have been embarassing. Oh, wait.
#awkward
November 10
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Got a survey from Sirius XM regarding the cancellation of my account. Except I didn't cancel my account. No wonder they are trading at $0.62
November 10
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...and Hugh Jackman.
November 4
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really enjoying "The Book of Basketball". Suggestion: sign Moses Malone to do the audiobook.
October 30
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Lexus RX 330 in front of me with bumper stickers decrying consumerism. I heart Austin.
October 30
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Why are there birds living in terminal D at PHX? I have to remove my shoes to get through security, but birds can fly around wily nily?
October 30
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BREAKING: Amelia Earhart found hiding in attic, admits whole thing was publicity stunt for new ABC reality show "Fly Girls".
October 16
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There goes Falcon's chances of ever buying an NFL team.
#balloonboy
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October 15
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welcome aboard!
October 13
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Headed to a land of meatballs, claustrophobia, and allen wrenches ... that's right, I'm taking the wife to Ikea.
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I swear, your neighborhood is the bounce-house capital of the universe.
October 10
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I'm happy for you and I'ma let you finish but Jean-Henri Dunant was the best Nobel Peace Prize laureate of all time
October 9
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The other day I actually had to use y=mx+b in "real life". I guess I owe Mr. Baker an apology.
October 6
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"The mitochondrion is the wind farm of the cell" just doesn't have the same ring to it.
October 5
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I misread this & thought it said that Mary J. Blige was named Assistant Secretary of the Treasury for Financial Markets
http://twitter.com/Breakin...
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An anonymous person asked if I owned the bandage that's on my hand. My (delayed) response: "A couple more payments and this baby's mine".
October 5
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Pearl Jam put on a fantastic show. 75% of the setlist was from the 1st three albums- even worked in my fav "state of love & trust".
#aclfest
October 4
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Pearl Jam's first two songs are from 10 and Vitalogy. This bodes well!
#aclfest
October 4
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Kinda cool hearing an artist doing their 1st festival after getting a hit. (crowd singing along to "Say Hey" with Michael Franti).
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Good (& muddy) day 3 of ACL. High marks for The Dodos, B-52s, Arctic Monkeys, Passion Pit, Ben Harper, Girl Talk. Pearl Jam up next
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