"I stopped to take an elevator up to a surgical unit. While waiting for the elevator, a large washing-machine-sized robot—a unit that had then been recently introduced at Stanford Hospital to pick up and deliver x-ray films—pulled up along side me. After waiting patiently together, we both entered the elevator"
- Isaac Hepworth
from Bookmarklet
"Last year the Government decided to put the contract for gas installer registrations out to tender. Presumably to save money, as Governments do. And Corgi didn't win. Capita won, the people who run the Congestion Charge. After the celebrations were over and all the champagne corks had been popped, someone from Capita rang someone at Corgi and asked if they could have the logo. You can imagine how that conversation went"
- Isaac Hepworth
You're a brunette, 6', long legs, 25-30, intelligent, articulate and drop dead gorgeous. I, on the other hand, have the looks of Herve Villechaize and an odour of wheat. No returns and no refunds at box no. 3321. - http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeand...
"Philanthropy is my middle name. It's just a name though so don't be expecting any free rides. You can call me Mr Wallace. My first name is none of your business"
- Isaac Hepworth
In Simon Starling's Autoxylopyrocycloboros, a small wooden steam-powered boat (reclaimed from the bottom of Lake Windermere) is steadily sawn up and fed into the boiler which powers the boat on its journey across Loch Long.
- modefier
Brilliant! As long as Loch Long isn't as long as all that.
- Dnl