David Speakman

James Buchanan is my 17th cousin four times removed on my Dad's side - http://www.facebook.com/note...

Zachary Taylor is my 12th cousin 7 times removed on my Mom's side - http://www.facebook.com/note...

Millard Fillmore is my 12th cousin four times removed on my Dad's side - http://www.facebook.com/note...

Franklin Pierce is my 14th cousin four times removed on my Dad's side - http://www.facebook.com/note...

Rutherford Hayes is my15th cousin 6 times removed on my Dad's side - http://www.facebook.com/note...

Andrew Johnson is my fourth cousin four times removed on my Dad's side. - http://www.facebook.com/note...

Benjamin Harrison is my 13th cousin thrice removed on my Dad's side - http://www.facebook.com/note...

President Abraham Lincoln is my 8th cousin 6 times removed on my Mom's side. - http://www.facebook.com/note...

William Howard Taft is my 12th cousin 6 times removed on my Mom's side - http://www.facebook.com/note...

Woodrow Wilson, 28th President of the United States of America is my 22nd cousin thrice removed on my Dad's side - http://www.facebook.com/note...

President Calvin Coolidge is my16th cousin four times removed on my Dad's side - http://www.facebook.com/note...

Grover (Stephen) Cleveland is my 14th cousin five times removed on my Dad's side. - http://www.facebook.com/note...

Herbert Hoover is my 13th cousin once removed on my Dad's side - http://www.facebook.com/note...

Franklin Delano Roosevelt is my 14th cousin twice removed on my Dad's side - http://www.facebook.com/note...

Gerald Ford was my 19th Cousin on my Mom's side - http://www.facebook.com/note...

Richard Nixon was my 7th cousin on my Dad's side - http://www.facebook.com/note...

Dwight Eisenhower is my13th cousin 8 times removed on my Dad's side - http://www.facebook.com/note...

Jimmy Carter is my 19th cousin on my Dad's side - http://www.facebook.com/note...

George H.W. Bush is my 16th Cousin on my Mom's side - http://www.facebook.com/note...

George W. Bush is my 16th Cousin on my Dad's side - http://www.facebook.com/note...

Barack Obama is my 16th Cousin on my Dad's side - http://www.facebook.com/note...

Mike Alvear: What Thomas Jefferson Would Think of Maine Voting on Other People's Rights - http://www.huffingtonpost.com/mike-al...

I wish you all could see how cute it is that my cat Taffy will sit across the room, lift one paw and wave at me to get my attention when she wants to be petted.

"Being Gay" Commercial - http://www.youtube.com/watch...

The Death of MTV: SuperNews! - http://www.youtube.com/watch...

Silence is golden; duct tape is silver.

When you are married there is a constant tension between your interests/desires as an individual and your interests as part of a couple.

The Fairies- Fairy Friends forever - http://www.youtube.com/watch...

I keep writing a series of vignettes of different people who live in the same world - but none of them have met any of the others.

Go potty first, *then* call me. Do not feel free to call me on the phone if you plan to go to the bathroom and continue our conversation while you are sitting on the toilet relieving yourself. It is *not* acceptable multi-taking; it is tacky and rude. If I clue in, I will be offended and hang up on you and will not answer the phone if you call...