I am now fully caught up on all the drama of the extended family, my mother's circle of friends, their grown children, and some of the neighbors. I know way too much about too many people than I ever wanted or needed to know. *pours another*
I am 140 Mercury years old today, and you guys are the only people I can think of to tell about it. I'm pretty excited! It feels cooler than knowing my age in earth years. I'm glad Mathaversaries exists!
just a moment ago, our youngest tapped me on the shoulder. when i looked at her, she bared her slavering purple vampire fangs and waved a star-headed magic wand at me. "RRAAAAAWWWRRR!!!" she bellowed. "YOU ARE A FLYING PURPLE TOAD!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!" and then she spun away into the front parlour.
So, there is not much I am eating right now as most foods make me green. Just the smell or thought of some foods make me wanna toss. Every so often I get a craving that I feel I can handle. So tonight I wanted ice cream. No idea why. But the ice cream pull was hard. So Scott offers to run out to DQ to get me some. Text me what you want he says....
So the one guy left while I was commiserating with a fellow Florida transplant, then irreconcilable differences guy texted after a week of radio silence, then long time crush we call Golde Ratio Guy showed up, and now Michael Stipe and his entourage makes an appearance. It's Friday night, y'all. Reporting from the pub. Over and out.