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Mary Carmen
I still can't believe that I gave birth to such a beautiful kid.
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Barry, my thoughts exactly. Scott & Mary are beautiful. :) - Laura
Awww. - Yolanda from Android
Her eyes slay me. <3 - Tamara J. B. from FFHound(roid)!
Agree 100%. - Mary B: #TeamMonique
Uh, y'all are the cutest couple, so DUH. I can't believe she is a little over a year old! How did this happen? - Corinne L
Time flies! I can't believe that this time next year I'll be posting pictures of two of them?!?!?!? - Mary Carmen
She is beautiful, MC. And so big already! - Stephan from iPhone
Steven Perez
The best prescription I ever received from my doctor: "I need you to drink some red wine every day."
We may differ as to the exact dosage. - Steven Perez
My wife asked my Gastro Doctor if my Bloody Mary's were hurting my Cohn's. He smiled and said: "We don't want his illness to rob him of all his joy" - WarLord
Steven Perez
Mashed Sweet Potatoes Brulee ‹ Hello Healthy -
Mashed Sweet Potatoes Brulee ‹ Hello Healthy
"Mashed sweet potatoes brulee is a memorable remix between dinner and dessert! This recipe by Skinnytaste gears you up for the holidays by turning boring sweet potatoes into a treat. And, you don’t even need a torch to achieve the caramelized topping!" - Steven Perez from Bookmarklet
Melly Claus #anticaper
RT @davej_photoman: "Some days are good… and some days you just feel like the only dog at a llama orgy."
RT @davej_photoman: "Some days are good… and some days you just feel like the only dog at a llama orgy."
That's why they call them "watch dogs". - Spidra Webster
Big Joe Silence
Stephen Mack
Happy birthday! - Pete
Happy birthday! :D - Jennifer Dittrich
Happy Birthday! - Kevin Johnson
Happy Bday! - Steve C Team Marina
happy bday! - imabonehead
Happy Birthday, Higlet!! - Greg GuitarBuster
happy day, WOH! - t-ra supports #LOLSpidra
Happy birthday! - Big Joe Silence
Happy birthday! - Spidra Webster
Hooray! Hooray! It's HIGLET DAY! Happy Birthday! - vicster: hon. canadian
Happy birthday, Higlet! - Tamara J. B. from FFHound(roid)!
Feliz Cumple! :) - AHnix (Anna Haro)
Happy birthday, curly girly! - Anika
Happy birthday! - John (bird whisperer)
Many happy returns on this anniversary of your birth! - Me
Happy birthday! - Corinne L
Happy birthday! - Victor Ganata
Happy birthday! - Anne Bouey
Happy Birthday! - Katy S
HB & SUWGOMH WOH! - Louis Gray
Happy birthday, WoH! - Stephan from iPhone
Happy Birthday, Higlet!! - Micah from FFHound(roid)!
Happy birthday, lady! - Yolanda from Android
Happy Birthday! - Brent Schaus
Happy Birthday, Higlet! - Bren - pseudo-Buddhist from iPhone
Happy Birthday, Mary! xx - Melly Claus #anticaper
Happy Higlet Day :-D - Starmama from FFHound(roid)!
Happy Birthday!!!! <3 - joey
Happy Birthday! - MoTO: #TeamMarina
Happy birthday!! - Zulema ❧ spicy cocoa tart from Android
Happy happy! :) - Jenny H. from Android
Happy birthday. - Eric Logan from FFHound!
Happy day! - The First NoeLB from Android
Mike Nencetti
I'm moved in. cable and internet worked immediately, just needed to bring my own router for the internet. Each apartment has its own cable modem in the closet. It will take a while to furnish the place. I'll take my time. Already feels like home.
Looks nice. - Jim: meatvalve.
this is new construction, all new appliances, i am the first to have this apt. so I am providing feedback on my move in experience to my employer. No major issues so far - Mike Nencetti
*hugs* - The First NoeLB from Android
I'm so glad it already feels like home! - Galadriel C. from Android
Andrew C (✔)
RT @kstreethipster: That escalated quickly
RT @kstreethipster: That escalated quickly
hahaha that one made me laugh snort some OJ - Steve C Team Marina
I emailed this image to Mr. 12 at school. He replied, "Well, we have 2 of them. Why not get one more?" - Steele Lawman
Rejected sequel to the Cats & Dogs films - Johnny from iPhone
Laugh in 5 languages, though. - Micah from FFHound(roid)!
Cats, Dogs, and Hitler: a new comedy starring Seth Rogen and James Franco. - John (bird whisperer)
Taipei Zoo’s ‘hero tortoise’ makes TV news in the US - Taipei Times -
"The story of a tortoise at Taipei Zoo that helped another one flip over made headlines on ABC News in the US on Tuesday. A video of the stranded tortoise on its back, being tipped over by another one, attracted 1.51 million hits on YouTube and drew the attention of ABC News after it was posted by Audi Yu on Nov. 25. Posted under the title “See a Hero Tortoise Help a Friend Get Back on Its Feet,” the video shows a tortoise using its head to nudge the other one until it flips onto its feet, to huge applause from a crowd of spectators. Yu said he noticed the tortoises while he was accompanying his daughter on a school field trip to Taipei Zoo and he shot the video to show her that helping others is the key to happiness." - Jessie from Bookmarklet
Most of those views came after Ellen put it on her show - Steve C Team Marina
Ellen has good taste. :D - Jessie
Oh yes we watch it daily. - Steve C Team Marina
Andrew C (✔)
RT @seriouseats: Is your beef tenderloin as evenly roasted from edge to edge as @thefoodlab's? Learn how!
RT @seriouseats: Is your beef tenderloin as evenly roasted from edge to edge as @thefoodlab's? Learn how!
Man finds woman with same name as ex to join him on round-the-world trip | World news | The Guardian -
Man finds woman with same name as ex to join him on round-the-world trip | World news | The Guardian
"A Toronto man who made headlines last month by offering a free round-the-world air ticket to a woman with the same name as his ex-girlfriend has found Ms Right. Jordan Axani, 28, and his then girlfriend, named Elizabeth Gallagher, booked heavily-discounted round-the-world air tickets in May, but their relationship ended and he didn’t want her ticket to go to waste. The ticket had a strict no-transfer policy, but since passport information was not required when booking, it can be used by any Canadian named Elizabeth Gallagher." - rönin from Bookmarklet
Let's have a Cuba Libre!
Where does the line form? - Shannon - GlassMistress
at the passport office, I'd bet ;) - Starmama
Bartender at Bar Bacon is swoon material
It's the bacon talking - Eric - ill subliminal from iPhone
Is he sizzling? - Steve C Team Marina
Salty language! - Marie
Stop staring at his hickory. - Janet
:P - Shevonne from iPhone
Everybody got jokes. - MoTO: #TeamMarina
If you ordered @CAH's Bullshit pack and are now genuinely upset that you got actual bullshit, ummmm really dude? It's CAH for fuck sake.
They also made it extremely clear that that's what you were going to get. - COMPLICATED MR. NOODLE
Even so, it's still CAH. Suspect everything :) - Johnny
I secretly hoped it was a joke, and I'd have something neat for younger brother for Christmas, which us why I ordered it. And when I got crap? oh well - of course I laughed! - ellbeecee
But still, those 30,000 pieces of bullshit are a very limited edition. Not sure anyone can ever pull that trick again. They will be a collectors item in a few years. - Johnny
What carrier was willing to ship that shit? - Eric - ill subliminal
They said it was sterilized so I would assume it would be safe to transport. Also that's why it was US/Canada only. I know from experience that any type of animal product is a pain in the ass to send cross borders. - Johnny
I'm guessing that might also be part of why it took them longer than expected to ship it out. - COMPLICATED MR. NOODLE
t-ra supports #LOLSpidra
Holiday work event calls for festive pocket square
Cute Tamara is cute. - MoTO: #TeamMarina
thanks! I even put make-up on. I do try sometimes. - t-ra supports #LOLSpidra
Hialeah Cop Pulls Over Harvard Grad For Playing N.W.A. Song "F*ck Tha Police" | Miami New Times -
"But when Baldelomar pulled up to the stoplight at West 60th Street, Hialeah Police Officer Harold Garzon was standing nearby, filling out some paperwork from a traffic accident. At that moment, another song came on Baldelomar's stereo. "Fuck tha police/Comin' straight from the underground," N.W.A. rapped. "A young n**** got it bad cause I'm brown / And not the other color so police think / they have the authority to kill a minority." Then came the song's eponymous refrain -- "Fuck tha police!" -- four times in a row. "Really?" Garzon said to Baldelomar through his open car window. "You're really playing that song? Pull over."" - Jessie from Bookmarklet
"But Baldelomar is no Hialeah bro. He's a double Harvard graduate now studying law at Florida International University. So when Garzon told him it was illegal to play loud music within 25 feet of another person, Baldelomar called bullshit. "In 2012 the state supreme court struck down any law banning loud music," he says. "I knew that because it was a case I had actually studied in law school."" - Jessie
"Garzon grew angry, though, when Baldelomar told him that fact. He called over two other cops and then demanded proof of insurance. Baldelomar pulled up his info on his phone, but Garzon waved it off, saying, "It's got to be paper." (It doesn't. Florida changed the law a year ago.) Finally, Garzon tore off three tickets: one for the insurance, one for having an out-of-state license... more... - Jessie
"Baldelomar says he's not backing off. He refused to sign the bogus tickets and plans to fight them in court. He also says he'll file a complaint against Garzon (potentially IA case number 17 for him). Baldelomar says he sees Garzon's actions as part of a much bigger problem of police abusing their authority, from Ferguson, Missouri, to South Florida. "I'm educated. I know my rights.... more... - Jessie
Wow once I had it playing when a cop was in the next lane over at a red light. My friend was all, oh my god turn it off! but I turned it up. Shit was funny. But I guess Oakland cops got bigger stuff to worry about than what song we're playing... - Starmama from FFHound(roid)!
Stephen Mack
TiVo Santa Run Silicon Valley 2014 photos! (December 14, 2014, Downtown SJ,
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(1) A bunch of TiVo employees and The TiVo Guy at the start line. (Not sure who took this photo.) (2) Crowd during the warm-up (photo by Steve Wymer, TiVo VP of Marketing, who was on stage). (3) At the finish line! (Photo by Angel B., a co-worker.) (4) Some celebrities who ran the race! (5) Kids playing in the "snow" at the finish line after the race was done. (6) The TiVo Guy crossing the finish line. (Photos 4-6 by me.) - Stephen Mack
You make a pretty fly Santa, Mr. Mack. :D - Hookuh Tinypants
Thanks! My beard was not on straight, though. - Stephen Mack
I would expect nothing less from you. :P - Hookuh Tinypants
Timeline of costume removal: Mile 0.1, beard is scratchy and gets in my mouth. Lowered to my chin. Mile 0.5: Santa shirt is warm and sleeves are slipping off my shoulders. Mile 0.7: Pants are flimsy felt and have split fully. Mile 1.4: Hat too warm. Holding it instead of wearing it. Mile 2: Santa shirt removed and tied around waist. (Would have ditched it but it has my bib and tracking chip.) - Stephen Mack from iPhone
Hahaha. - Tamara J. B. from FFHound(roid)!
And this is why I don't do full-body costumes for races. LOL I will wear my base layer of my race pants and shirt, and I'll throw on accoutrements (wings, skirts, arm warmers, head decorations, funky socks, etc) but never will I put on an actual costume. The people planning to run the Star Wars 10K dressed like Stormtroopers are flippin' insane. And so are you, Santa! :P - Hookuh Tinypants
I don't see a Screensaver Santa. - Heisenberg
Hookuh, but that's what brings it a bit of the whole appeal! - Stephen Mack
Cristo, he automatically climbs down the chimney when you've been on the same menu for 23 minutes. - Stephen Mack
Jason Toney
RT @_runtelldat: When your sister tells you yall going to Walmart for ice cream then starts the revolution
RT @_runtelldat: When your sister tells you yall going to Walmart for ice cream then starts the revolution
Life according to Grey's Anatomy:
If a bomb might go off, it's important to put on kevlar vests. If you're a man, these should cover your neck. Women are apparently invulnerable above the collar bone. - lris
It is never important to wear any head/face protection in the face of said bomb. - lris
38-week-pregnant women who've already had 6 kids have these tiny little baby bumps that fit nicely into fashionable tops. - lris
The more important you are, the prettier you are. Or maybe it's the other way around. I haven't been able to figure that one out yet. - lris
I spend some significant amount of time considering how many hours in make-up it took to make the pretty girl's ponytail look mussy in exactly that way. - lris
If you took the elevators out of buildings, the world would depopulate due to a lack of romantic relationships. - lris
Apparently all male romantic interests of whatever level of health... or aliveness... manage to have shaved exactly 2 days ago. - lris
You are making good progress! :) - Heidi Bee
There is always time to pull your gorgeous hair back into a ponytail while a patient is coding. - lris
Sarah G.
I'm totally in a 'don't start none, won't be none' mood.
Todd Hoff
So true...
Indeed ... - abifar
very true indeed. - DS
I still wear a regular watch U_U - van der Baarft
i still wear a regular (broken) watch - Biagio Romano from Flucso
I wear a regular watch, but then again, I am old. - Joe
Yep. - bentley
I haven't worn a watch on my wrist since I was 13 or so... I kept losing them because I'd take them off due to the strap irritating me. So eventually my mom got me a belt loop keychain to wear my watch on, kind of like a really cheap pocket watch, and that's what I did until smartphones. - Andrew C (✔)
I wear a regular watch. So do at least two of my grand-nieces--all of them analog. (I'm old, they're not.) - Walt Crawford
Pretty much why I'm not interested in smart watches. - rönin
The people I work with are so unfamiliar with cellular phones that when I went to my pocket when someone asked what time it was, a co-worker said, "Oh, he's got a pocket watch?" - Steele Lawman
Wristwatch free since '93! - Eivind
t-ra supports #LOLSpidra
Friday night a lady friend crashed at my apartment after a night of shenanigans. Next morning we woke up hurtin and making fun of ourselves. We both had terrible stuffed sinuses, probably too many cigs and the dry heat. She says 'I must be allergic to something. I think it's your cat.' And we howled with laughter.
I don't have a cat. Not sure why it was so funny, but it was. We laughed for a long time about it. I love finding someone with compatible humor. - t-ra supports #LOLSpidra from Android
Also at one point I said 'man, we drank a lot of cigarettes... wait, sorry, that's not right.' She said, 'no, that sounds exactly right.' More waves of laughter. - t-ra supports #LOLSpidra from Android
Zulema ❧ spicy cocoa tart
I wanted a drink but I'm so comfy right here starting a new knitting pattern so... someone mix me a drink. 👉 🍹 👍
The Scrum Team vs. The Development Team
The Scrum Team vs. The Development Team
Zulema ❧ spicy cocoa tart
Oh man, I have to get presents for my ex-hubs one niece and four nephews... I mean, I don't have to but it would be nice. I'm too nice, yo.
cookies. cookies count as presents. or you could do what my grandmother used to do, care packages from the dollar store. $10 and the strangest name brand knock off food that you've ever had that's still mostly edible - Sir Shuping is just sir
Mark H
#SaturdayFF A friend is hosting a "home produce" Christmas do at his house tonight. He and his wife have made a cider that they've named "Fisticuffs" (they have a reputation for blazing rows when they've both been on the cider, hence the name).
We're bringing along two bottles of strawberry wine as we altered the sugar/water mix slightly in one of the two demijohns we've had going and it's produced two subtly different types. These we're calling Slightly Cloudy and Clearing Up; weather-related names based on their appearance in the glass. It would be fair to say both wines have one hell of a kick to them. We've never gone in for all that "measuring the alcohol content" malarkey, instead relying on how much it clings to the glass and how much it warms the brain to guesstimate. We're guesstimating it's pretty pokey. - Mark H
We've also produced some Christmas Cake-flavoured vodka, using Finlandia as a base and then throwing in mixed fruit, cinnamon sticks, cloves, nutmegs, and orange zest for three days. This we've called Laplandia Püd (even though we're pretty sure the umlauted u doesn't exist in Finnish). - Mark H
Other people turning up to the evening will be bringing homemade food. We're not sure exactly what that will be but that's far less important than the alcohol anyway. - Mark H
Sounds like the making of a great time. :) - Jenny H. from Android
Other drinks that turned up were a rhubarb vodka, a lemon/ginger vodka, chilli vodka, a "port" made from blackberry, elderberry, sloe, and banana, some sloe gin, and chocolate beer. Felt surprisingly okay when I woke up but the hangover has started to claw its way into my skull as the day's wore on. It was such a clear night that we also got to see meteors both on the walk to and from the do which was a pleasant bonus. - Mark H
Brunch with one of my favorite people before cleaning the house and working makes everything alright /cc @geekandahalf
Doom Is Now Old Enough To Drink
Doom Is Now Old Enough To Drink
LAN PARTY!!! - Julian
"To win the game you must..." - Big Joe Silence
RT @oscargodson: That thing where you're excited about getting an error because its a different error than you were getting for the past 4hrs
Hahahaha yes. - joey
Fast Company
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The Worst Corporate Tweets of 2014
These are terrible. - Eric - ill subliminal
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