Two days ago a police man stopped by. The policeman says "Are you Dave?" I say "No" Policeman "So your not David C******k?" I say " No." Policeman says "Let me see some I.D." I show him my drivers license. Policeman says "So he doesn't live here." I look at him and see that he has a black eye and a big wad of chew in his mouth. I'm thinking...