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Have I mentioned that I’m concerned that if given a time machine and a shotgun I would likely prevent the universe from happening?
I was really sweating this whole not-shaving-ever thing until beards came back in style. Really, really sweating it. Seriously. #not-srsly
In 5th grade history class, I demanded to know why there was no year zero. 27 years later, a satisfying answer:
The weather right now is way too nice to be Texas, but it doesn’t fool me. Texas = Satan’s sweaty crotch, and today he went commando.
Look, if you don’t want LOTR LARPing in the office, maybe you should write a faster C compiler.
Tonight’s pink and blue matte sky almost swallows the earth and us on it. A sliver of moon is wedged in its gullet.
Would having a PCRE pattern like {1-255} to indicate a range of numerals break the strictures of the finite state machine?
Unfortunately, socialism is an ideology, and capitalism is a religion. Not interested in either.
RT @WhirledRecord: *sees guy fall down stairs* "Haha, that idiot." *stubs toe on sofa* "Why me, God?"
Gotta find some ASCII art for the Flying Spaghetti Monster to put in comments over my many finite state machines.
Any wizards or alchemists out there who can heal a bum shoulder. Can pay in dragon scales or gold.
Also, Satan tempted me at the top of that ridge. Only promised me a “ground floor opportunity in a growth sector” but no health plan.
NYC trained me well. 18°F, but now I have fire. No snow, though. :(
Gwen is the badass girlfriend that Peter Parker *should* have.
How come I didn’t know this??? 1) Eat a baby. 2) Say “LOL, ROFLCOPTER”. 3) Laugh.
How come I didn’t know this??? 1) Eat a baby. 2) Say “LOL, ROFLCOPTER”. 3) Laugh.
Still the cosmic irony device (those you love will suffer) in “The Amazing Spider-Man”, but not lazy and insufferably juvenile.
Hunt for an hourly weather forecast somehow turned into looking at Facebook. Satan does exist; it is the internet.
Dear PayPal and Chase Bank: Redesigning your splash/login/home page but nothing else doesn't fool anybody.
US-CERT would like you to know about holiday phishing scams and malware campaigns: #security
My redundant language: “Do you *happen to have* a frozen mammoth carcass *by chance* *maybe* *perhaps*?”
I wonder if the GPS is still active when the iPhone is powered off. Can we trust it?
Oh, the weather outside is beautiful. 32˚F, no wind, and a gorgeous sunrise. I adore the Rockies.
Snow this morning. Hee!
“Proof of Heaven” offers a chance for fundamentalist Xians and atheists to agree: Dr. Eben Alexander is wrong.
“I did that a month ago? Wow. Let me read the man page again,” said every sysadmin ever.
6-pointer mule deer growing his antlers back and his lady (I guess) resting in the yard. iPhone camera is useless.
It’s quite possible there are reasons you can’t create a bootable CF card, but banging my head against a wall sounds fun.
I love the twice- or thrice-weekly meteors I can see out here. God’s dingleberries.
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