I think I’m prepared to defend that there is no sorrow so deep that Mumford and Sons’ “Sigh No More” cannot help it. - http://deantastic.tumblr.com/post...
On lawyers/law students: “When someone says ‘I love you’…[You tend to ask] ‘What do you mean by ‘I’? ‘Love’? ‘You’? ‘Me yesterday or me today?’ And then when you keep asking, you end up single. - http://deantastic.tumblr.com/post...
So it occurred to me recently (while watching an episode of Sex and the City where Harry, Charlotte’s husband, leaves his teabags all over the house) to try tea instead of coffee. I think I might be immune to the effects of caffeine, as drinking coffee often makes me even drowsier (triple lattes being the only exception). So I bought a box of... - http://deantastic.tumblr.com/post...
So I’m watching a Kimerald movie on Cinema One right now. Gerald is the team captain of the school’s varsity basketball team, and Kim is his uptight, nerdy laboratory partner. For some reason they have to do an experiment that involves bringing a live rabbit everywhere they go. Suuuuure, experimeeeeent. It all gets WTF when we see them on a boat:... - http://deantastic.tumblr.com/post...
Channeling Dwight Schrute:
FALSE. Beds rust, mattresses become pockmarked, sheets need changing and a poorly built bed can break in the middle of the night. - http://deantastic.tumblr.com/post...
Me: Dafuq, is that a Taylor Swift song? FUUU Me, three seconds later: We were both young when I first saw you... - http://deantastic.tumblr.com/post...