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Um, hey, bartender, it's, uh Joe. Can you please answer the phone 'Red Cross'? My boss might call you. Thanks. Its important.
watching football, trying to get back on my feet
you would think that the cover at the strip joint would include a turkey dinner. it does not.
Skimming over Glenn Beck's time line, I expected to see a larger number of FML references.
checking out the retweet feature.
Its 5pm and I'm not really sure what to do with all of this left over candy.
today may be a long day. maybe top it off with bourbon and water.
I have to keep reminding myself that Joe Torre is not waking up from a three day bender.
Kinda awesome how the balloon boy took a plunge and landed safely in his attic. I think he's got something.
Pretty disappointed in the movie Bruno. Clearly, it is a complete rip-off of Tom Delay and his command of physical motion.
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The shout was actually from an illegal immigrant saying, in a thick accent, that he expected reform in "JU-LY!" #Wilson
Of course Obama's speech to students will be political. To expand his base he *must* appeal to those radical, libertarian, head starters.
The Dream: Martin Luther King, Jr. and the Speech that Inspired a Nation - http://www.goodreads.com/review...
Pardon my french, but, le humidity is fucking thick.
The Afghan vote is being suspected of corruption, so, the leaders are requesting help from the state of Florida to sort through the chads.
Celebrating my birthday and working off an early evening hangover with beer and nachos.
Who said smokers had bad lungs? Gent next to me just blackened mine with his Pall Mall ™ release.
Can't remember the last time I urinated into a huge tub, or, was that their kitchen sink?
Showed up to an appointment prepared and on time, but, it's tomorrow.
Where do I get one of those "Verified Accounts" from Twitter, because I really am joe delgado.
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