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..and eight, eight.. - http://dangerpants.delgrosso.com/post...
Does anyone else have that recurring dream? You know, the one where you're on your sofa and Dita Von Tesse is there, but she's wearing your Futurama pajama bottoms and you're like, "Aw, come on, stop wearing my favorite jammies, you're gonna stretch them out and they won't fit me anymore."...? - http://dangerpants.delgrosso.com/post...
Dear Johnson & Johnson,
Here is a free product idea for you that will make you millions:
Manufacture Band-Aids™ with capacitive surfaces so that people who have cut their fingertips can still use their iPhones.
You’re welcome. - http://dangerpants.delgrosso.com/post...
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Dear John,
I’m borrowing your thing that you borrowed from Rachel who stole it from Jason. I likely won’t give it back, though.
I don’t even know how I got invested in this thing, anyway. - http://dangerpants.delgrosso.com/post...
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Every silver lining is darkest just before the other shoe drops. Or something. - http://dangerpants.delgrosso.com/post...
Prioritization! (Taken with instagram) - http://dangerpants.delgrosso.com/post...
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I don't own a bicycle. - http://dangerpants.delgrosso.com/post...
lowres:
FACT: The reptomammal known as the “tauntaun” is so named because of its proclivity for mocking and teasing the other native species of the planet Hoth.
Reblogging an old favorite because hey, remember when. - http://dangerpants.delgrosso.com/post...
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So, wait - there's a football game on TV today? - http://dangerpants.delgrosso.com/post...
Flash Fans: 2012 Budweiser Official Big Game Commercial - http://www.youtube.com/watch...
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I JUST SPENT A DOLLAR. HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW? - http://dangerpants.delgrosso.com/post...
Hitchbomb, by request.
Tell me you don’t want to hug the royal marmalade out of this dog. Seriously. - http://dangerpants.delgrosso.com/post...
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If I were to describe my day, it would likely read like the liner notes from a Joy Division album that was never recorded. - http://dangerpants.delgrosso.com/post...
allthehistoryjokes:
Marie Antoinette. Sometimes the legend is better than the real thing, especially when the legend involves cake. Eat ALL the cake!
ALL THE HISTORY JOKES is my new favorite thing. - http://dangerpants.delgrosso.com/post...
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Good morning, Internet. I am in a dour mood this morning, so here is an angry music for you. - http://dangerpants.delgrosso.com/post...
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Sometimes when my phone rings, I think "Hey, that's probably Craig Ferguson's people, calling to book me on his show." - http://dangerpants.delgrosso.com/post...
Made for a friend on his 42nd birthday - http://www.flickr.com/photos...
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Wait, what? - http://dangerpants.delgrosso.com/post...
Today I received this awesome birthday gift from some nerd I know who makes amazing things with cloth and yarn and floss and such. It is my new favorite thing, and I’ve already placed it on one of the shelves that hold my Douglas Adams and Neil Gaiman and P.G. Wodehouse books. Thanks, stitchwad. You rock. - - - The relevant quote from The... - http://dangerpants.delgrosso.com/post...
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Why yes, I am having a delicious birthday. - http://dangerpants.delgrosso.com/post...
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Lin Lan had quit smoking just two days earlier, yet his aggression was already beginning to show. - http://dangerpants.delgrosso.com/post...
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The Night Country - Reflections Of A Bone-Hunting Man - http://www.goodreads.com/review...
Histories: Volume 1 (Everyman's Library) - http://www.goodreads.com/review...
Picasso (Taschen Jumbo Series) - http://www.goodreads.com/review...
"Cephalopoddery Barn" - http://dangerpants.delgrosso.com/post...
It’s my birthday weekend, and I’ve got my towel. - http://dangerpants.delgrosso.com/post...
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Crime and Punishment (Illustrated Classics): A Graphic Novel - http://www.goodreads.com/review...
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