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lris
I dropped a blueberry on my office floor and now I can't find it. NOBODY MOVE
Eric - seven eleven
Jon Bon Jovi on Justin Bieber’s concert delays: ‘you’re an a-hole, go to work’ - http://www.celebitchy.com/299562...
Jon Bon Jovi on Justin Bieber’s concert delays: ‘you’re an a-hole, go to work’
"“Every generation has guys that do that, none of that is new. “They run the risk of disrespecting their audience members who have worked hard to pay for their ticket, to give you the permission to take two or three hours of their lives — or in that kid’s case, 80 minutes of their lives. “Do it once, you can be forgiven. Do it enough times and shame on you. They won’t have you back. Then it just becomes a cliché. It’s really not cool — you’re an a**hole. Go to f***in’ work!”" - Eric - seven eleven from Bookmarklet
Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
Due to a certain someone's appellation modification, I looked up "Hieronymous." The two most notable bearers of the name (based on Google results, at least) are Saint Jerome (Latin: Hieronymous) and Hieronymous Bosch, a Dutch painter known for using fantastic imagery to portray moral concepts and religious narratives...
but what I was most surprised to learn is that Hieronymous is the source of the derivation (in Spanish) of Geronimo. Didn't see that one coming. - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
Sarah G.
RT @bordnlawgirl: prof shows visitor library. visitor:"wow" prof:"yea, it's impressive"::pauses::"it's a books library & books are sort of passé." (me: weeps)
Marie
i'm about to head into a budget meeting and i'm afraid i'm going to be saying this quite a lot. - http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instanc...
i'm about to head into a budget meeting and i'm afraid i'm going to be saying this quite a lot.
Sarah G.
anyone that steals my identity has to take over my student loans and have my parents stay with them one weekend a month. FYI.
And, you are talking those 5 day weekends! - sglassme
that was like an entire summer in one visit. - Sarah G.
LB: #TeamMonique
Better than the War of Northern Indigestion - DAMMIT, MR. NOODLE
Also better than the War of Northern Inhalation. - Steven Perez
Zulema ❧ spicy cocoa tart
lris
I contain multitudes. And most of us are grumpy today.
t-ra: not givin up
ok people, let's DO this day! this frickin list ain't gettin any shorter on its own, that's for sure.
*raises coffee mug* - t-ra: not givin up
Let's have a field study - maybe it does after all. - Uli - Sent to Coventry
Sarah G.
Just got emails from bank and credit card company that they've detected suspicious activity on my account. Oh, yay.
:( i hope it gets worked out quickly - Sir Shuping is just sir
Hopefully they interpret "dirt" and "hammock" as suspicious... *crosses fingers* - lris
Victor Ganata
There are people who truly believe Barack Obama has a weather control machine. #DangerToSelfAndOthers
I saw one that said "An F-5 fighter jet was seen leaving Oklahoma City airspace just prior to the tornado "forming" and wiping out the town". (It was pointed out that the F-5 refers to the tornado strength and that isn't an aircraft) - Johnny from iPhone
Yep. I thought after Sandy hit, people would stop saying such incredibly deranged things, but it's like they're addicted. - Anika
If a massive tornado is heading for a military base (in this case, Tinker), it's logical they'd fly as much gear out of the way as possible. Plenty of fodder for wackos to work with there -"squadron spawns, controls and directs massive tornado!" It's like these folks need constant drama in their boring lives and create conspiracy theories to ease their plight... - Bash
Sarah G.
SEND COFFEE.
Keeping it all to myself, cuz tired. (forthright comment) - Uli - Sent to Coventry
Sarah G.
Stop saying "thought leader".
what about thought engineer? - Sir Shuping is just sir
brain fuehrer - Pete #TeamMonique
cerebellum duce - Pete #TeamMonique
cognition queen - Pete #TeamMonique
cogitating caballero - Hieronymous Boosh
muse master - Pete #TeamMonique
Thunkmeister/mistress. - Yo Joe. No, go slow.
Lieder gethunken. - Betsy #TeamMonique
Wait - hold on.... I'm having a thunder thought. - Micah from FFHound(roid)!
THUNDER! THUNDER! THUNDER THOUGHT! HOOOOOOOOOO!!! - Hieronymous Boosh
GOLD LEADER - Mo Kargas
OMG, I had a client on a white paper I was writing and I was on a conference call getting an idea of what area they wanted to cover. They asked for "thought leadership" like two dozen times. We ended the call and asked them for actual information on a future call. - Eric - seven eleven
Dream leader! - Mo Kargas
Emotion follower. - Stephen Mack #TeamMomo
Thought leader. - Uli - Sent to Coventry
Aw yeah...leave it to the German to not pussy foot around with passive aggressive substitutions for 'thought leader.' Tell him not to say it and he just does it anyway. *fist bump* :D - Sarah G.
Yeah, praise the German for being forthright, no possible issues there. - Pete #TeamMonique
Forthright and stubborn! WWII could have been prevented if someone just told Germany to go ahead and invade Poland. "WHAT? Fuck you, you invade Poland. It's almost Oktoberfest. We got shit to do here." - Sarah G. from iPhone
Cognitive Architect? - c.a.j.
Forthright, stubborn, but oddly suggestible. - Pete #TeamMonique
Sarah: Gesundheit. :-) - Uli - Sent to Coventry
Pete: If that comment happened to pertain to my contribution: Um...how can I say this....oh yeah. - Uli - Sent to Coventry
Go ahead, apparently you're forthright :) - Pete #TeamMonique
Okay. FUCK YOU. (I say this in the kindest, most loving way.) - Uli - Sent to Coventry
Feel better? - Pete #TeamMonique
I'll have to say it more often. Practice makes perfect. I'm sure I will eventually. - Uli - Sent to Coventry
Well, good luck with that. I like a good swear myself. Cathartic. - Pete #TeamMonique
I realise that, I read. :-D - Uli - Sent to Coventry
Or maybe I'm just a rude fucker. We just do not know. - Pete #TeamMonique
perhaps we should ask Barry? I'll bet he knows. - Uli - Sent to Coventry
MoTO #TeamMonique
So this image in my head of the Friar on a stool under a single spotlight, tuxedo tie undone, double shot in one hand and the mic in the other crooning "set 'em up Joe" pleases me probably more than it should.
And right at the end, he lights a cig, takes a long drag, and let's it out slow as the spotlight fades to black. Tell me you wouldn't pay to see it. - MoTO #TeamMonique
'68 Comeback Friar - Pete #TeamMonique
He sings, "Mack the Knife" and all of a sudden Stephen Mack is in the next spotlight *sorry, I promoted myself to general director of your head images* - Janet:#TeamMonique
I dig it, baby doll. Direct away. - MoTO #TeamMonique
oh uh, the Frair just tossed the tie and his tux jacket on the stage and started undoing shirt buttons. I think the bartender should have cut him off after that first double. - Greg GuitarBuster
I'm gonna have interesting dreams tonight now ;-) - Heleninstitches
He's now singing "Suspicious Minds" in the cabaret of my mind - Pete #TeamMonique
In the smoky venue, LB, Helen and I are in strapless ball gowns singing back-up vocals and snapping our fingers to the beat. - Janet:#TeamMonique
Y'all are crazy. :^) - Friar Ticket to Ride
Can we make him Moonwalk across the stage? - Headless Gnad Kicker
We want to keep this dignified, MellyBoo. - MoTO #TeamMonique
you're joking, right? this is FF, after all. - Hieronymous Boosh
Just no nipple-licking on the beach. - Mary B: #TeamMonique
If not the beach then where? Also, is this a pop culture reference that I am unfamiliar with? - MoTO #TeamMonique
Not the nipple thing NO - Janet:#TeamMonique from FFHound!
Please don't bring up that whole licking nipples on the beach thing again. I'm sure someone will go and dredge it up out of the FF archives if we talk about it too much. :( - DAMMIT, MR. NOODLE
Oh, now I remember... #sorry - MoTO #TeamMonique
*can't stop imagining the Friar doing a short Soundgarden medley for an encore* - Hieronymous Boosh
And now...special guest joining the stage with the Friar...Pat Boone! - Bubba was a rollin stone
Wayne Newton in my scenario. Accompanied by Joe Silence. - MoTO #TeamMonique
Wayne doesn't have the theological chops to share the stage with Senor Friar. - Bubba was a rollin stone
well neither does Pat. but in Vegas Cool Mode, Wayne is part of the pantheon. - MoTO #TeamMonique
Oh. Vegas Cool Mode is in alpha right now with a release date of 2015. Guess I'm not one of the cool kids to have that one yet. - Bubba was a rollin stone
don't hate me because I'm beautiful. - MoTO #TeamMonique
Nothin' but love for ya, brotha. Nothin' but love. - Bubba was a rollin stone
Wait. Kool Moe Dee is in Vegas? - DAMMIT, MR. NOODLE
Kool Moe Dee AND the Barryettes! - Janet:#TeamMonique
Kurtis... - MoTO #TeamMonique
I have met Wayne Newton in person, however. I helped paint a home of his one summer in LaGrange, Kentucky. - Friar Ticket to Ride
This is a sign. - MoTO #TeamMonique from Android
Zulema ❧ spicy cocoa tart
You guys. I think... I think I've forgotten how to dance The Macarena.
'ey Macarena. I did until you posted this. - Gimminy
CURED AT LAST! - Hieronymous Boosh
Jimminy, I think this calls for video proof. ;) - Zulema ❧ spicy cocoa tart
Same here, Jimminy. Dammit. *side-eye at Z* - Hookuh Tinypants
/dance (human female toon in WoW) - Victor Ganata
I will be 90 and doing The Macarena. :) - Heather
Z, NOPE. TURN, ARM ARM, HEAD HEAD, HIP HIP, SWAY, REPEAT. That's as close as you're getting. P.S. Now you know how to dance The Macarena. ;P - Gimminy
Exsqueeeze me, I need visual aids not textual instructions. *waits* - Zulema ❧ spicy cocoa tart
You put your left foot in, you put your left foot out, you put your left foot in, and you shake it all about. - Betsy #TeamMonique
April Russo
The Complex Structure of Bucket Orchids #ScienceEveryday - https://plus.google.com/u...
The Complex Structure of Bucket Orchids #ScienceEveryday
"Orchids of the genus Coryanthes have evolved along with orchid bees, and depend on each other for reproduction. Male bees are attracted to an pheromone laced wax produced under the orchid’s helmet. The wax is stored by the male and are used in courtship. However, the helmet is slippery and bees sometimes fall into the fluid filled bucket below. Once in the bucket, their wings are wet, which prevent them from flying. The walls of the bucket are smooth and lined with downward pointing hairs, preventing the insect from escaping through climbing. A small opening towards the front of the flower is the only way out. As the bee climbs through the narrow opening, they must press their bodies against sticky pollen packets. These are essentially glued to the bee’s body as it tries to escape. In order for fertilisation to happen, the pollen from one plant must be transferred to the stigma of another plant. After the bee flies off and visits another flower, it goes through a similar ordeal. This... more... - April Russo from Bookmarklet
Louis Gray
From San Francisco last night after day two of Google I/O.
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Brent Schaus
Pardon my ignorance: what's the FriendFeed app (that still works), again?
^ that's the one I've had the best luck with, though the picture import hasn't worked for a while (at least for me.) - Jennifer Dittrich
I gave up and used the www.friendfeed.com/iphone view. Great for reading/replying/posting. However, it can't upload pictures/files. - c.a.j.
I use FFHound - Tamara J.
I use YouFeed Free. It doesn't work anymore? - RudĩϐЯaЯïan
if you navigate to the non-iphone version of FF, you can upload pics that way, on both android and ios - holly #ravingfangirl
I gave up on the FF apps also and just use the site's mobile view. - t-ra: not givin up
Test. Ing. Tes. Ting. - Brent Schaus from FFHound!
FFHound on Android - still works pretty well. - Micah from FFHound(roid)!
I use YouFeed to upload pictures and the regular FF site in Chrome browser. - Kelli H. from Android
Thanks Holly, great tip. - Stephan Planken from iPhone
FFHound works well for me. - Stephen Mack #TeamMomo
Katy S
Surprise raisins in the cookie. Those were supposed to be chocolate chips, damn it!
Oatmeal raisin? If so, please send them to me. I will trade. - Julian
It didn't look or taste particularly oatmeal-like. They looked like chocolate chip cookies. Everyone thought they were chocolate chip cookies. Then we bit into them. :/ - Katy S
:/ fakes - Marie
Raisins should not be disguising themselves as chocolate! - Katy S
at least they were raisins and not something "raisin-like"? :P - Hieronymous Boosh
I can't stand that! - Yvonne from FFHound!
Steven Perez
flummery: dangordon: A picture a friend of mine sent me leaving Moore. He is okay. #okwx #oklahoma #tornado wow - http://silas216.tumblr.com/post...
flummery:
 
dangordon:
  
A picture a friend of mine sent me leaving Moore. He is okay. #okwx #oklahoma #tornado
  
wow
Steven Perez
thepeoplesrecord: 1,500 rally for Mark Carson in NYC - It was New York City’s largest LGBT rally in years, according to organizers. On Monday at least 1,500 people showed up to honor the life of Mark Carson and make a stand against the hate that led to his death. Carson was an openly gay 32-year-old black man who was shot and killed over the... - http://silas216.tumblr.com/post...
thepeoplesrecord:
 
1,500 rally for Mark Carson in NYC - It was New York City’s largest LGBT rally in years, according to organizers. On Monday at least 1,500 people showed up to honor the life of Mark Carson and make a stand against the hate that led to his death. Carson was an openly gay 32-year-old black man who was shot and killed over the weekend in what authorities are investigating as an anti-gay hate crime.
 
The randomness of Carson’s death has shocked the city’s LGBT community. “Mark is not going to die in vain. We are not going to get beat up in vain,” one rally participant told Mother Jones. “Gay rights, we’re still fighting for them, and the fight is not over. We need to protect each other.”
Steven Perez
thepeoplesrecord: Prison Labor Exposed: From Starbucks to Microsoft - A sampling of what US prisoners make & for whom May 21, 2013 Tens of thousands of US inmates are paid from pennies to minimum wage—minus fines and victim compensation—for everything from grunt work to firefighting to specialized labor. The breaded chicken patty your child bites... - http://silas216.tumblr.com/post...
thepeoplesrecord:
 
Prison Labor Exposed: From Starbucks to Microsoft - A sampling of what US prisoners make & for whom
May 21, 2013
 
Tens of thousands of US inmates are paid from pennies to minimum wage—minus fines and victim compensation—for everything from grunt work to firefighting to specialized labor.
 
The breaded chicken patty your child bites into at school may have been made by a worker earning twenty cents an hour, not in a faraway country, but by a member of an invisible American workforce: prisoners. At the UnionCorrectional Facility, a maximum security prison in Florida, inmates from a nearby lower-security prison manufacture tons of processed beef, chicken and pork for Prison Rehabilitative Industries and Diversified Enterprises (PRIDE), a privately held non-profit corporation that operates the state’s forty-one work programs. In addition to processed food, PRIDE’s website reveals an array of products for sale through contracts with private companies, from eyeglasses to office furniture, to be shipped from a distribution center in Florida to businesses across the US. PRIDE boasts that its work programs are “designed to provide vocational training, to improve prison security, to reduce the cost of state government, and to promote the rehabilitation of the state inmates.”
 
And Each month, California inmates process more than 680,000 pounds of beef, 400,000 pounds of chicken products, 450,000 gallons of milk, 280,000 loaves of bread, and 2.9 million eggs (from 160,000 inmate-raised hens).Starbucks subcontractor Signature Packaging Solutions has hired Washington prisoners to package holiday coffees (as well as Nintendo Game Boys). Confronted by a reporter in 2001, a Starbucks rep called the setup “entirely consistent with our mission statement.”
 
Texas inmates produce brooms and brushes, bedding and mattresses, toilets, sinks, showers, and bullwhips.
 
In Texas, prisoners make officers’ duty belts, handcuff cases, and prison-cell accessories. California convicts make gun containers, creepers (to peek under vehicles), and human-silhouette targets.
 
A stitch in time: California inmates sew their own garb. In the 1990s, subcontractor Third Generation hired 35 female South Carolina inmates to sew lingerie and leisure wear for Victoria’s Secret and JCPenney. In 1997, a California prison put two men in solitary for telling journalists they were ordered to replace “Made in Honduras” labels on garments with “Made in the usa.”
 
Open wide: At California’s prison dental laboratory, inmates produce a complete prosthesis selection, including custom trays, try-ins, bite blocks, and dentures.
 
Constructive criticism: Prisoners in for burglary, battery, drug and gun charges, and escape helped build a Wal-Mart distribution center in Wisconsin in 2005, until community uproar halted the program. (Company policy says, “Forced or prison labor will not be tolerated by Wal-Mart.”)
 
On call: Its inmate call centers are the “best kept secret in outsourcing,” Unicor boasts. In 1994, a contractor for gop congressional hopeful Jack Metcalf hired Washington state prisoners to call and remind voters he was pro-death penalty. Metcalf, who prevailed, said he never knew.
 
Federal Prison Industries, a.k.a. Unicor, says that in addition to soldiers’ uniforms, bedding, shoes, helmets, and flak vests, inmates have “produced missile cables (including those used on the Patriot missiles during the Gulf War)” and “wiring harnesses for jets and tanks.” In 1997, according to Prison Legal News, Boeing subcontractor MicroJet had prisoners cutting airplane components, paying $7 an hour for work that paid union wages of $30 on the outside.
 
Full article
Steven Perez
quickhits: Coburn clearly feeling the heat for his hostage-taking. Talking Points Memo: Sen. Tom Coburn’s (R-OK) office on Tuesday afternoon slammed critics of his position that any additional disaster relief funds to tornado victims in his state must be offset with spending cuts. “It is crass for critics to play disaster aid politics when first... - http://silas216.tumblr.com/post...
quickhits:
 
 Coburn clearly feeling the heat for his hostage-taking.
  
 Talking Points Memo: Sen. Tom Coburn’s (R-OK) office on Tuesday afternoon slammed critics of his position that any additional disaster relief funds to tornado victims in his state must be offset with spending cuts.
 
 “It is crass for critics to play disaster aid politics when first responders are pulling victims from the rubble,” his office said in a memo to reporters.
  
 Wait, you’re holding potential disaster relief for your own constituents hostage to budget cuts and your critics are playing “disaster politics”? Really? The person making the conditional demands is the one playing politics, because they’re using the disaster as leverage. I’m really hoping this statement’s the most bass-ackward thing I read today, because anything worse may actually cause brain damage.
 
 His office explains his hostage-taking.
 
 “Dr. Coburn has opposed disaster aid bills in the past because he believes disaster funding should be used to pay for disasters, not a wish-list of parochial or backlogged priorities that have nothing to do with helping victims,” his office said. “If an additional emergency aid package is necessary Dr. Coburn will not change his long-standing position on offsets.”
 
 Of course, this is complete BS. Coburn has pulled this hostage-taking before and when his demands weren’t met, he went ahead and shot the hostage. Of course, you can’t come right out and say that without seeming like a villain, so he makes up excuses. But his demands are villainous.
 
 “Especially in the wake of the sequester cuts, the notion that the federal budget is larded with easily eliminated spending is ludicrous,” writes Joan Walsh at Salon. “Would Coburn like to see more kids thrown out of Head Start? More seniors losing Meals on Wheels? The federal deficit is shrinking faster than at any time since just after World War II, but Coburn is going to insist that someone, somewhere, must lose their federal help so Oklahoma can get it instead.”
 
 And what exactly does Coburn — and the rest of the GOP, for that matter — have against taxpayer money going back to the taxpayer? That’s what all of their cuts are about, whether it’s disaster relief or Medicare. This is money that you and I pay in and Republicans seem to believe it should all just disappear — preferably into our  bloated military and its corporate contractors.
 
 He’s not lashing out like this because he’s getting a ton of praise for his stance. I went out of my way to try to find defenders. I didn’t have a lot of luck. He’s trying to turn the criticism around on his detractors by trying the strategy conservatives so dearly love — playing the victim card. I doubt anyone will bite.
Steven Perez
This is a guy who, one day after a devastating natural disaster killed his own constituents, said he will not vote to alleviate their suffering unless he can inflict some pain on someone somewhere else in the country. And his spokesman defends this as a matter of principle, and uses the worst act of domestic terrorism in the history of the United... - http://silas216.tumblr.com/post...
chaz2b
ah, honeysuckle scent drifting through open windows; take that winter, :p
saw our first lightning bug tonight too, :) - chaz2b
(1st monarch was seen about three weeks ago; way way ahead of schedule, and saw two different breeds today. bring it on summer, :) - chaz2b
bit by first mosquito last week too, but that doesnt really illustrate the glamours of summer, ;) - chaz2b
Andrew C (✓)
RT @billmon1: Figured Petraeus had role in pumping @Benghazi stories: to divert attention from his/CIA fuckups. @emptywheel covers: http://t.co/83e4u3GLga
Petraeus is a grade A asshole. - Andrew C (✓) from Android
Andrew C (✓)
RT @propublica: Why don't D.C. think tanks disclose donations from corporations and foreign governments? http://propub.ca/12sB5Vb #muckreads by @thenation
RT @propublica: Why don't D.C. think tanks disclose donations from corporations and foreign governments? http://propub.ca/12sB5Vb #muckreads by @thenation
I like this, "many Washington think tanks effectively serve as unregistered lobbyists". I've been unable to really articulate why I don't give credence to think-tanks. I think they're a shell game. It's a holding place for people wait out scandals, non-competes and other laws before moving on. I don't think all lobbyists are bad, but there should be transparency in how money affecting votes is flowing. - Anika
Anne Bouey
Rare Island Fox Rebounds on California Islands - ABC News - http://abcnews.go.com/US...
Rare Island Fox Rebounds on California Islands - ABC News
"A rare and tiny island fox is on the verge of making a comeback from near-extinction in the Channel Islands, a rugged and wind-swept chain off Southern California, officials said Monday. The population of the fox dropped to an all-time low of just 70 animals on Santa Cruz Island in 2000 before rebounding to 1,300 foxes now, said Yvonne Menard, a spokeswoman for the National Park Service. Santa Cruz is the largest island. Populations on nearby San Miguel and Santa Rosa islands have also bounced back into the hundreds after dropping in 1999 to just 15 of the cat-sized animals on each island. The island fox is only found on six of the Channel Islands, a chain of eight islands, five of which form a national park. Each of the six islands has its own unique fox subspecies because of generations of genetic isolation. In a five-year period in the 1990s, fox populations plummeted more than 90 percent on the rugged and mountainous islands due to an influx of golden eagles, which preyed on... more... - Anne Bouey from Bookmarklet
Steven Perez
libbythelibertine replied to your post: To the anon who asked me about Meg Lanker-Simons: I have no idea what youre talking about, but I enjoyed reading this post. - http://silas216.tumblr.com/post...
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