Dennis Edward Wales - FriendFeed

Do these body glitters make my daddy issues look fat?

2 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Really, MTV?!? You're having a Teen Mom 2 marathon going on right now?!? Really?!? #ripwhitneyhouston

Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Bitch, I just got you a muthafuckin' refund! - Samuel L. Jackson-Hewitt, Accountant

February 9 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I just ousted Arnold B. as the mayor of Starbucks on @foursquare! https://foursquare.com/v...

February 7 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"@LMAOTwitpics: superhero wedding win http://www.vladtv.com/blog..." Coolest thing evah!

February 6 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Bon Blue Iver Carter #babynames

February 6 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Box Tops *giggles*

February 6 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I unlocked the Luck: Front-Runner sticker on @GetGlue! http://getglue.com/wales2k...

February 5 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Chad got a ball! #patriots #superbowl

February 5 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

3 words to describe the Half Time Show: NOT GAY ENOUGH!!! #superbowl #fb

February 5 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Madonna's gap tooth IS the upright!

February 5 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I just unlocked the "Super Swarm Sunday" badge on @foursquare! Go team! https://foursquare.com/wales2k...

February 5 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Go Patriots! (@ Super Swarm Sunday w/ @yetanothersusan @mrryanmattb @dbldbl) https://foursquare.com/wales2k...

February 5 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

http://www.youtube.com/watch... --> @tonygates44 Sinnerman by Nina Simone (Felix da House Cat Remix) #ipodshufflewars

http://t.co/hBbluToA --> @tonygates44 Sinnerman by Nina Simone (Felix da House Cat Remix) #ipodshufflewars

February 5 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I just unlocked the "PA Groundhog Day 2012" badge on @foursquare! https://foursquare.com/wales2k...

February 2 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Well 1st of all, I'm not that old! So, no. I'm not George Clooney!!!

February 2 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Food Scientists: What's the timeline on Tacos On Demand?

February 1 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @OldSpice: Need a new bowling teammate. Anyone know which type of shark is the best at bowling? Hammerhead? Missilehead? Aircraftcarrierhead?

February 1 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Please tell me more about your cat problems.

February 1 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I unlocked the Southland Fan sticker on @GetGlue! http://getglue.com/wales2k...

January 31 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

It's 2012! How is Tron still not a reality?!?

January 31 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @LMAOTwitpics: racist power supplies http://www.vladtv.com/blog...

January 31 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Honey, what's a good meat-flavored dressing for this salad?

January 31 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I just used "totes fab" & "cray" in a tweet. Anywho...off to my mani/pedi now!

January 31 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Topless Tuesday!

January 31 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

You guys, what's that Katy Perry song where she reminiscences about the past?

January 31 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

http://www.youtube.com/watch... FERRIS BUELLER GROWS UP! #superbowlad

http://t.co/UVkQvk5H FERRIS BUELLER GROWS UP! #superbowlad

January 30 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"Prepare to be Yelped!" Is how I usually end an argument when an establishment gives me a shitty customer service.