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TACKLE THE POPE!!!

49 minutes ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @benmarvin: ALL HAIL THE HYPNOTOAD!

1 hour ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

1: "Cut a hole in a box" 2: "Put your junk in that box" 3: "Make her open the box... and that's the way you do it!"

7 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

If you woke up to a chalk outline of Santa Claus on your living room floor, it is merely my present to you. You're welcome.

8 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@penbleth Congratulations! Treat it well. ;-)

9 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

OH: "The Army of the Twelve Monkeys -- they're the ones who are going to do it. I can't do anything more. The police are watching me."

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RT @captdope: The Freedom for Animals Association on Second Avenue is the secret headquartersof the Army of the Twelve Monkeys.

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@EricJAndersen The Passion Of The Christ.

18 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Real hackers just woke up and are getting ready for the yearly security audit of the world.

19 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Tweeting 2 years, 9 months, 3 weeks, 2 days, 12 hours, 48 minutes, 17 seconds (March 2, 2007). How about you? http://howlonghaveyoubeentweeting.com/ #howlong

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Wow, I didn't know NORAD tracked sex offenders. http://www.noradsanta.org/en...

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@padburys I want one that says "I don't know English either".

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@KeikoTakamura Then how about just the word 'shame' really big? I like that idea. That would BE sarcastic, right?

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What are the Japanese symbols for 'sarcastic tattoo'?

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I think it was papyrus.

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One of my Christmas presents was a tattoo, so I had the guy put 'no tattoos' across my forehead in a very nice font.

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Like Robin Hood, I can pee in the middle of your stream. First try, even.

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RT @SarahPalinUSA: @SarahPalinUSA

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@sf_o_clock What is 'three gay asians'? Did I win? Did I win?

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@califmom That makes me remember Denis Leary's old stand-up routine about using duct tape on major wounds.

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@tara He should be so lucky. ;-)

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RT @rbieber: Why programmers are not paid in proportion to their productivity http://www.johndcook.com/blog...

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@btemps Congratulations!

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The C.D.C. just called me back about my H1N1 vaccination and my adverse reaction. Nothing a few delicious brains couldn't fix.

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RT @benmarvin: Tweeting And Communicating Online. (T.A.C.O.)

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@scottsimpson you should start them at 120 for owning a car, then subtract 20 for owning a useless alarm.

Tuesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Do you think I'm creepy in a good way? []yes []no Check a box on your underwear (above) and toss out your window.

Tuesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@jennythegreat You know I helped her. I'm not a monster. I was laughing the whole time, true, but I helped.

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Why aren't other people laughing? Watching my pregnant gf trying to tie her shoe is hilarious. Maybe you need to be way up close, like I am.

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Okay, the movie is starting and everyone is screaming at some asshole using a bright iPhone. I will let you know when I find out who it is.

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