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Mary Louise Parker - http://www.flickr.com/photos...

December 25 from Flickr favorites - Comment - Like - Share

Batlunch Front - http://www.flickr.com/photos...

November 10 from Flickr favorites - Comment - Like - Share

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September 27 from Flickr favorites - Comment - Like - Share

It's unfashionable to wear an American flag burka after 9/11.

September 6 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

My poop joke didn't come out right.

September 6 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Silicon Valley needs a female CEO success story. I think it should be written by Tom Robbins and involve afterbirth recipes and magic.

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The way I am fearless - http://www.flickr.com/photos...

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April 21 from Flickr favorites - Comment - Like - Share

My asshole itches. I can see him over in the corner, scratching himself.

April 4 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Hey @ATT! What's with the fucking text messages at two in the fucking morning? I hope you all die in a fire, you pieces of shit.

April 3 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

People who are without sin shouldn't live in glass houses with adulterers.

April 2 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @orbislame: Sometimes I pretend Twitter's 140 character limit is a merciless god, and the letters I have to delete are sacrifices to appease him.

April 2 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Like most people watching sports, I want the losers to win.

April 2 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I'm not a prejudicial kind of person. I treat everyone like they are disabled.

April 2 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I'm wardriving in a parking lot, watching the locals get jacked by cops as they try for the late night Jack In The Box, whilst riding dirty.

April 2 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @ioerror: Either everyone has free speech without prior restraint or no one does. Freedom is funny like that.

April 1 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

The terrorists have won. #RIPMikeMonteiro

April 1 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

This is going to be a long day.

April 1 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @jessiechar: RIP Mike Monteiro

April 1 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I will miss you guys tomorrow. Going to take the day off to avoid the cloying attempts at humor from the masses. I hope you all survive it.

March 31 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Ugh. Clown blood is the worst.

March 31 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

If my friends use GoDaddy after today, I'm not sure I'm going to be able to talk about the chalk outline of the elephant in the room.

March 31 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @laurenweinstein: Please retweet: GoDaddy's Elephant Killing CEO: Another Reason to Kiss GoDaddy Goodbye - https://profiles.google.com/u...

March 31 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RIP Dick Bar

March 31 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Don't forget that tomorrow is when we protest executing mentally disabled people by pranking our friends and neighbors.

March 31 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Today you can buy plastic wrapping, concrete, and a shovel, then pay cash wearing sunglasses and a hood and whisper "April Fool's prank."

March 31 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @shauninman: Since @twitter search is practically useless anyway it would be nice if you could opt out of appearing in search results to avoid spam.

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