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This patriot needs a nap. And a beer. In reverse order. - http://www.flickr.com/photos...
This patriot needs a nap. And a beer. In reverse order.
Present at creation. @hchamp shooting @finchlinden in the bunny mask. - http://www.flickr.com/photos...
Present at creation. @hchamp shooting @finchlinden in the bunny mask.
It's unfashionable to wear an American flag burka after 9/11.
My poop joke didn't come out right.
Silicon Valley needs a female CEO success story. I think it should be written by Tom Robbins and involve afterbirth recipes and magic.
My asshole itches. I can see him over in the corner, scratching himself.
Hey @ATT! What's with the fucking text messages at two in the fucking morning? I hope you all die in a fire, you pieces of shit.
People who are without sin shouldn't live in glass houses with adulterers.
RT @orbislame: Sometimes I pretend Twitter's 140 character limit is a merciless god, and the letters I have to delete are sacrifices to appease him.
Like most people watching sports, I want the losers to win.
I'm not a prejudicial kind of person. I treat everyone like they are disabled.
I'm wardriving in a parking lot, watching the locals get jacked by cops as they try for the late night Jack In The Box, whilst riding dirty.
RT @ioerror: Either everyone has free speech without prior restraint or no one does. Freedom is funny like that.
The terrorists have won. #RIPMikeMonteiro
This is going to be a long day.
RT @jessiechar: RIP Mike Monteiro
I will miss you guys tomorrow. Going to take the day off to avoid the cloying attempts at humor from the masses. I hope you all survive it.
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