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"Noah would have been smart to buy carbon credits instead of building that damn ark." - Andy Dietler

"I hate Palin, but why do they need a fundraiser if they've got such awesome single payer healthcare?" - Andy Dietler

"It serves as a pretty good message to everyone else not to shoot people in the head." - Andy Dietler

"this would be better if any of those people were famous." - Andy Dietler

"Great food for crazy good prices. Love the gyro's and the chicken dishes and the hot appetizer plate. The guy who owns the place is a riot, and a great guy. There is a student discount (I think 15%)." - Andy Dietler

"SawvDave on the Foo Fighters acoustic tour. He was a hell of an entertainer both during songs and in between, telling stories about Kurt Cobain, jokes, etc. It's also awesome to watch him play because he sings, rocks out on guitar and still does all the peddle motions with his feet because he's a drummer at heart." - Andy Dietler

"You stole this joke from Texts From Last Night" - Andy Dietler

"I'm in but where on the interface do I invite other people? Tell me and I'll make 19 Redditors happy." - Andy Dietler

"What is DLC?" - Andy Dietler

"I have the opposite opinion on health care, but this is the type of hilarious shit I can get behind." - Andy Dietler

"3.8 miles in The U.S.: http://maps.google.com/maps..." - Andy Dietler

"The new Tic-Tac Bolds have a flexible case." - Andy Dietler

"I've always gone with the "assume everyone is flirting with you, flirt back and if you end up sleeping with them they were probably flirting with you" reverse flirting analysis." - Andy Dietler

"Wait, what? Lance Armstrong being an idiot is supposed to make me want public health care? Sign up for some goddamn insurance. They have private insurance. Or you could get insurance through the USPS, or Oakley (before), or whoever makes your bike, or your helmet, or Nike who has a brand named after you." - Andy Dietler

"Ben Franklin's library charged its customers: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki..." - Andy Dietler

"Ben Franklin's library charged its customers: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki..." - Andy Dietler

"http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki..." - Andy Dietler

"This whole paragraph is great. The total lack of understanding about mosh pit music and calling Flo Rida Florida. Maybe they should get someone under 35 to read their pop culture referencing articles." - Andy Dietler

"No, that man is unusually fat, most Americans take some personal responsibility to exercise and eat right, but there are a growing number of lazy, fat slobs just like that guy." - Andy Dietler

"I was stupid well before the Internet got popular." - Andy Dietler

"Reddit reference FTW!" - Andy Dietler

"Project Gotham Racing" - Andy Dietler

"Actually it came from an innovation effort at McDonald's proper. They were trying to find ways to profit from being the #1 real estate owner in the US. They decided on automated vending machines. At first they had drug store like products, but that wasn't successful. They tried a couple of things and eventually ended up with DVDs. It was so successful that they realized only having them at McDonalds was limiting so they got them in grocery and drug stores." - Andy Dietler

"Guess who invented Redbox? McDonalds. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki..." - Andy Dietler

"This is Hardcore - Pulp" - Andy Dietler

"You do realize that their profits are shared right?" - Andy Dietler

"South Bend, Indiana. Go Irish!" - Andy Dietler

"Remember finding "Satan is 4 u" in the Stussy logo?" - Andy Dietler

"What kind of 3.5" HDD costs $500? Is it like 19TB?" - Andy Dietler

"Johnny Cash." - Andy Dietler

"Two and a half minutes! That's fucking crazy." - Andy Dietler