The never ending surrealist thread. Post... - directeur

Once upon a time - directeur

the goat was staring at me - directeur

I like glue! - Andre

Goats like glue???? - Roberto Bonini

No matter how oranges are sweet, Niels Bohr was sitting there - directeur

Turtles rock. Especially in Autumn. - embee

Automn in Paris, when I ruled the world - directeur

rottweiler chair. - D. Eda Goze

Baklava is awesome. - Alex Scoble

An elf ate half of my brain, yesterday - directeur

Madonna used to peel apples for my grand mother in law - directeur

the total entropy of any system cannot decrease except insofar as it flows outward across the boundary of the system - Andre

Love is blue like a bicycle this is why there is 13 hours a day. - directeur

Non sequiters are like belly button lint: stringy and blue. - FFing Enigma (aka Tina)

I sold my left shoe. - directeur

but it was too small. - MikeAmundsen

Only one thing to do - toga party! - Tom Landini

Miles Davis and XML service. I give you 6 Yemeni rials. - directeur

Dogfish sunglasses salad. - Tom Landini

it's 10 O'clock milady - directeur

Sorry, I ate your love letter! - directeur

Miles Davis is no more and the moon is over Tokyo - Kim Landwehr

Tokyo Encore! Keith Jarrett is purple like a dinosaur. - directeur

Please come home, Mr. Bulbous - Josh Haley

let's do it now, Mrs. Robincock - Giovanni De Stefano

I never sing without a yellow hat. Comma. - directeur

While the ones that mother gives you don't do anything at all. - David HC Soul

Humpty Dumpty is taking a bath! Sayonara! - directeur

Beware the oculus - mikepk

walking home, questions take power naps - joneilortiz

save chuck - D. Eda Goze

monkey! - ♥patricia♥

To get to the other side, of course! - Scott of Two Countries

And I think I'm going to rain Haggis. - David HC Soul

It takes six cups of grains to make one cup of flour. That's good eatin! - Rahsheen ™, Coach Rah

Be courteous to all, but intimate with few, and let those few be well tried before you give them your confidence. True friendship is a plant of slow growth, and must undergo and withstand the shocks of adversity before it is entitled to the appellation. - Mattb4rd

One time, when I was 11, I got 20 dollars in the mail for no reason at all. That was a good day. - ♥patricia♥

But the kettle's on the boil and we're so easy http://friendfeed.com/e... - David HC Soul

and then he said, "That's what she said!" - Rishabh Mishra (p248)

There seemed to be a rainbow over her head, regardless of the weather. She never wondered why (she never knew why (she never wanted to know why (she never wanted to know anything (she never wanted anything (she never anything (and she never was))))). - Doğaç Yavuz

tomatoes? - D. Eda Goze

I read Jabberwocky once. - grant fox

That means the world to me. - ♥patricia♥

Dude, where's my car? - JA Castillo

Wait, lemme get my wallet - Rahsheen ™, Coach Rah

Oh! You said bow! - ♥patricia♥

I remember about that past, it was finished before I had the chance to tell her so. It must've hurt you too. - ElijahBailey-Zu of FF <0,

Blackbird singing I don't know why you say goodbye, I sing hello. - David HC Soul

Hey Bellydancer! Don't believe him! I love you! - directeur

shaving the flokati my day away - esther ♥ ♫

Aber es ist nicht schön! - directeur

Gott weiss ich will kein engel sein. - Elif Durmaz

Sceiße! wo sind meine schlußel?! - directeur

Gemütlichkeit - coldbrew

لماذا لم القک هناک ? - directeur

(shit, did I kill it with brainless gemütlichkeit?) - esther ♥ ♫

Cogito ergo sum. - Elif Durmaz

Réveillez-vous, mademoiselle, les papillons sont là! - directeur

imbibo ergo sum - MVB (Curmudgeon of FF)

Cavete a canibus! Cavete a canibus! - directeur

tout sanmdi ni kochon ay ( a creole saying from guadeloupe) - Olivier

What? No more canella? - directeur

The smell of wilderbeasts in the glove compartement - Ruud van Wijngaarden

Et je me suis évanoui dans une rêvasserie boréale! - directeur

Gibt es hier auch Leute aus Münster? - Ruud van Wijngaarden

Ja! Morgen, morgen nur nicht heute sagen alle faulen Leute! - directeur

my francais saugt - esther ♥ ♫

It's pronounced "COE-ven", man. What else could it be pronounced? - grant fox

I can't help you. It's completely out of my hands. - ♥patricia♥

CILANTRO. - Steven Perez

:wq - directeur

"Item 3: Play games, all sorts" - coldbrew

oh snap! guess what I saw... - Dobromir Hadzhiev

goats eat ivy; mares eat oats. - grant fox

Google shoots he SCORES! - CW™

Bangalore lost! - Yuvi

melting in the dark, the sweet green icing flowing down, someone left the cake out in the rain, I don't think that I can take it. Space shuttle. - David HC Soul

"And then," Ramses blurted, "blathering blatherskites!" The nervous crowd immediately burst into rambunctious laughter, mostly from fear of conflict with the sommeliers behind them. - grant fox

And then turned to him and said "Just don't tell your mother, OK?" - MikeAmundsen

No! I will shut the server. NAO. - directeur

Whoa. Never seen one like that before. - Michael R. Bernstein

it is not "that" big... -_- - directeur

det er for latterligt! - Peter Efland

Ima SKAT man! - Jay

no, damn it. i will not lend you five dollars, now stop asking! - ♥patricia♥

No one can resist when White Goodman puts on his shiny shoes. - Jay

It isn't a real party until there are six midgets in the shower and you've run out of guacamole. - MVB (Curmudgeon of FF)

Galaxy's center tastes of raspberries and smells of rum. - David HC Soul

With a glistening but otherwise pale hue it was over. - David HC Soul

the moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow gave the luster of mid-day to objects below - Rahsheen ™, Coach Rah

flying anus - mjc

Who are you, and what are you doing in my kitchen? - directeur

I have a glass of red wine, and the cat is sitting on Dave. - Bec Rowe @d0tski

who knows when it would be like or what it would be in time? - Marco(aureliusmaximus)

The blue tree wimpered softly as the scarlet wind played with the speckled fruit on the knotted remnants of its once strong and proud branches. - David HC Soul

This might come as a shock to you, but bananas are actually blue. The reason they appear to be yellow is that yellow isn't really yellow. It's actually blue. That is not to say that yellow doesn't exist. It is just that yellow and blue never really reached a consensus regarding who will be what. - Vijayendra (V-Mo) Mohanty

Martha Stewart didn't grow up on a farm. - April Russo (app103)

I said 100! - directeur

Hedgehogs riding Welsh Dragons - Kim Landwehr

is it tomorrow yet? - directeur

No, directeur, it is the day after tomorrow. - MVB (Curmudgeon of FF)

First!! - directeur

Second! - Alex Scoble

Third!!! - Dobromir Hadzhiev

Hey! Look! A poney! - directeur

Better pass boldly into that other world, in the full glory of some passion, than fade and wither dismally - Baard @ Pixum

Two winters and a spring, and then she left. - directeur

The dog spoke. The trees were concerned. - Kevin Johnson

She told me: Run! Run! And so I did. The sky was yellow that day. - directeur

The river was irate. - Kevin Johnson

I cried like men usually do. - directeur

i need an on/off switch for my brain. - Koray AL

My eyes look like cellophane. - Kevin Johnson

do you want some tea with clove? - directeur

Crumpets and tea? - Alex Scoble

The crumpets were fresh last week. - Kevin Johnson

Can you rent me a shoe? - directeur

No sir, the ducks have them. - Kevin Johnson

i seem to have misplaced my pants - MikeAmundsen

The ducks have those as well. - Kevin Johnson

Yay! No school tomorrow! - directeur

No tomorrow! Yay school! - Kevin Johnson

Australia! Here we are! - directeur

and we bring chips and salsa! - Kevin Johnson

My parrot mobile number is.. - Manuela

unlisted - Kevin Johnson

Have I ever told you that I - directeur

http://www.youtube.com/watch... - Hüseyin Mert

Mic Boost (+20dB) - Thierry R. Andriamirado

tap tap... testing one, two - Kevin Johnson

Six cent soixante six! - directeur

You DO realize what this means, right? The blending will stop and you will not be happy. - Andrés David Aparicio

Unhappiness, FTW! - Kevin Johnson

Chico Buarque, dance with us, please! - directeur

little piggy went to market - Kim Landwehr

this won't end well - directeur

Pick a peck of pickled peppers! :) - Mathew A. Koeneker

Teacher! Look, a bird! - directeur

Today a bird came into the house. - Onur Gündüz

Meow! - April Russo (app103)

I like bacon cheeseburgers. - Robyn Miller

Wake UP there!!!!! - directeur

Like you said, it looks better in pink, but still I'm not sure if the ball should be more square or does it matter if it rains in Austria. Definite maybe. - Jemm

Hold on a sec - my keys are in here somewhere. - Kevin Johnson

They are not the power source. - ♥patricia♥

They do, however, go well with waffles. - Kevin Johnson

It'll hurt when I swallow. - ♥patricia♥

Don't eat the yellow snow. - Michael R. Bernstein

You make me look smarter! - directeur

but I still have a problem with static cling. - Kevin Johnson

and yellow is the color of some rain. - grant fox

Montana has the best dental floss. - Kevin Johnson

This popcorn tastes like cardboard. - April Russo (app103)

The exquisite corpse shall drink the new wine. - Jason Wehmhoener

"Must be a seven and a half!" - MikeAmundsen

And there was light. And God saw that it was good. Then he turned off the light. - Steven Perez

My hair hurts. - ♥patricia♥

My hovercraft is full of eels. - Bec Rowe @d0tski

I am covered in bacony bacony good goodness. - teh Dork Knight aka Kenny

Like me or I will bite you. - Kevin Johnson

I will survive, woohoo, I will survive... :p - directeur

OH NOES!!! - Steven Perez

"...and then she sliced if off - just like that. amazing." - MikeAmundsen

corncob - Kim Landwehr

maybe someday, Onee chan, maybe... - directeur

I like zombies, that like turtles. - Jimminy

Cendrillon s'est transformée en cirtrouille. - directeur

Goteborg er Sveriges andra stad men Goteborg har den storsta hamnen i Skandinavien - Zach Landes

@Zach: "opera house? but i thought we were going on a boat?" - MikeAmundsen

Fly me to the moon and let me play among the stars - directeur

"in other words...." - MikeAmundsen

baby you can drive my car :P - directeur

as long as your dog quits cheating at cribbage - Kevin Johnson

Carrot. - Jemm

My name is Carrot, Lewis Carrot. - Andrés David Aparicio from email

Alice, don't eat this one, palease!!! - directeur

Penguins.. from Madagascar! - Thierry R. Andriamirado from email

La vérité apparaitra. Ou pas - Genaro Bardy from iPhone

Ein Mädchen, schön und wunderbar. - directeur

I had pizza for lunch. It was good. - Shey, Jamaican of FF

double-linked lists need two pointers. - directeur

two zucchini, one cuke, & one squash, ;- - chaz2b

or a kook playing squash with two zucchini - Kevin Johnson

Jimmy, you'll pay back someday! - directeur

warts on a pig - Kim Landwehr

once upon a time in mexico - Steven Perez

mobmobmobmobmob damn torch went out... there. mobmobmobmobmobmob - Richard ¿digame? Walker

Hahaha, and after that she probably nailed the thong to a phone pole! - Ruud van Wijngaarden

Broken biscuits - Joe Dawson

Wake me up to sleep. - directeur

Ducks. - Doğaç Yavuz

Duh! - directeur

So what ? - Tunahan E. Bilgin

Do (remi is alone and fasolati started an Italian Ice Cream parlor around the corner) - Ruud van Wijngaarden

I think I heard a llama cry - Tyson Key

The broccoli! It's alive! - i80and

With the sound of music... - Tyson Key

informal xml exchange... - directeur

sandbags may be in my future - anna sauce

The ice is slippery, but the sun is shining. - Steven Perez

I have an orange! I have an orange! - directeur

She told me to lick her eyeball but I said NO! Because, well, I'd just eaten. - pea

At these prices, that doesn't surprise me. - Tom Landini

it was simple, but simple - directeur

Eines Morgens aus unruhigen Träumen erwachte, fand er sich in seinem Bett zu einem ungeheueren Ungeziefer verwandelt. - Peter Hoffmann

I'm pretty sure paper can't really beat rock. - ronin

Rock paper sissors lizard spock....... - Roberto Bonini

Lizards? Ich liebe Kafka! - directeur

nie lubię Cię, she said - Stanislas Jourdan

Garçon, il y a un cheveux dans ma soupe! - Jérôme Flipo

Well Sir, you have a good education. - Peter Hoffmann

Désolé, mais je ne suis pas expert en nattes - directeur

Don't walk in front of the ostriches. - joey

Why did she give me flowers? - Steven Perez from IM

Don't eat that apple! Oh well, nevermind... - directeur

I feel like bowling and waffles. - Vezquex: God of FF

I never knew there was a hidden track. I guess it was near the hole or something. - Ruud van Wijngaarden

Mom wants me to be handsome - directeur

If you order now, we will double the offer. - Faraz Mullick

A banjo or an accordion? A banjo or an aardvark? A banjo or an argyle? - Jason Wehmhoener

Mr. Duck insists on a timely answer. - Kevin Johnson

to which i replied "look, dude, a wooden spoon is a wooden spoon." - Marco(aureliusmaximus)

and it has a pompadour... - Kevin Johnson

Acá mellando la voraz tarea. - Andrés David Aparicio from email

Le soleil, tel une tarte, qui de loin luit, disait bonjour a mon amie la nuit. - directeur

Fried chicken and roller skates, but only on Thursdays. - Laura Lou Who

looks infected. - Sean Oliver

and that's how they lived happy for the rest of their lives. - Jorge Escobar

but that's a story for another day. What I really want to talk about is crowd-sourcing lawn maintenance. - Kevin Johnson

I say: Hire goats, dammit! - directeur

hold the horses - marsupilamima

They're not llamas, they're alpacas. - ronin

with google wave invits? - Thierry R. Andriamirado

Aliens are here! Aliens are here! Sell your soul, buy a thermometer! - directeur

sociology is everything that's not psychology, economics, politics or history. - Doğaç Yavuz

and you better hope the waves of aliens don't study sociology - perhaps we should using buttered toast to distract them - Kevin Johnson

I thought a second one would bring some balance - Ruud van Wijngaarden

Et c'est là que le bateau a chaviré! - directeur

hair is oily, not dirty - anna sauce

la plume de ma tante - WorldofHiglet

La poule cherchait les siennes. Pendant que l'aigle se targauit de pouvoir voler - directeur

Le chat est sur la table. - pea

The rain is making me sweat. - Faraz Mullick

The cake is a lie, only in the cookies will you find the truth. - WorldofHiglet

And when she was about to leave me for real, I screamed: Hey! Please! Don't be that guy! - directeur

Pinch me for two Chiclets. - Joe

Don't put it there. - anna sauce

Fuucckkk I'm really not that random salad. - sofarsoShawn

You know, you like it! Jetzt, trink und tanz! - directeur

Gold Fish!!!! - SCS Watching the Sun from fftogo

Napalm in your shorts again?? - Tony, Paradox of FF

I Can't. I'm Waiting for Godot. - LogEx

I'm looking for a different internet service provider. I have DSL, having problems with it, checking out cable or wireless... Anyone have any insight on this?? - Jannifer @wordsforliving

Interesting discussion. But that's just my two cents. - Ruud van Wijngaarden

Everyone is an artist. q.e.d. - Peter Hoffmann

The snake is drunk, mister Tristan Tzara! - directeur

Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together. - Peter Hoffmann

Saperlipopette! - Jérôme Flipo

Tonnerre de Brest ! - Stanislas Jourdan

Allons, allons... Dites, 'sieur, auriez-vous une clope? - directeur

Scrogneugneu! Vous ne cesserez donc jamais! - Jérôme Flipo

Ne vous déplaise... Hier bin ich, hier bleib' ich! - directeur

Ce matin, le café était délicieux, n'en déplaise à certains... - DAL

balon çocuk Tüm İyi biten bir - Peter Hoffmann

Quand Margot dégraffait son corsage... - directeur

By the time he said he didn't like it, it was too late. It was already in. - pea

Should the rave chop the fine dispute? - chaz2b

should the ground turn blue and the sky go orange!! - SCS Watching the Sun

Not quite, according to one Emmet, and I quote: "Lest the impedance rises up to unmanageable levels the capacitor flux must be discharged periodically by rubbing a gray, green-eyed cat. Why? Because other colors of cat are forbidden by Quantum Chromodynamics." - Andrés David Aparicio from email

I see. So that's what left of it? - Ruud van Wijngaarden

There is something on your back. - Steven Perez from IM

Able was I, ere I saw Elba. - mikepk