Andrew Guyton

"This is excellent. I tried to create an automated version of this for the GTACM/Yahoo Hack U! competition back when GTPD simply listed events on their website (years ago), but it was really hard to parse the data." - Andrew Guyton

"My eyes, they burn ಠ\_ಠ" - Andrew Guyton

"As someone who wrote some of that content that was held back for "quality and offensiveness purposes" I know what you're talking about :p" - Andrew Guyton

"Hi!" - Andrew Guyton

"I agree in the sense that the Focus editor should have stopped this story before it was written, and the EIC should have stopped it when they saw it. I can understand being thin on content, but it's not like this is a summer semester when there isn't anything going on. --Yet another former Technique writer and copy editor" - Andrew Guyton

"Yeah, but this was an article in the *Focus* section. The one where they generally raise human awareness issues and give social tips. Also, Two Bits is pretty damn funny. This isn't." - Andrew Guyton

"Eeeh. I don't know, "gold digger" is a turnoff for me, regardless of gender." - Andrew Guyton

"You're a good person and people say nice things about you. :D" - Andrew Guyton

"I did that and fixed the few of those, thanks for the suggestion. Admittedly, [this one](http://en.wikipedia.org/w...) was pretty funny." - Andrew Guyton

"Bonus: Amazon has an image of [the cover](http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images...) which might go well in [/r/WTF](/r/WTF)." - Andrew Guyton

"thatsthejoke.jpg :)" - Andrew Guyton

"He sits on my desk, so I'm using that flair as well :D" - Andrew Guyton