Note: Do not read on if you have not seen Season 1, Episode 9 of HBO's "Girls," entitled, "Leave Me Alone." The days of dancing around their apartment to Robyn and taking baths together are long gone for Hannah and Marnie. Sadly, the two are on the outs. But it's not like I didn't see it coming. You couldn't pay me to live with Hannah. She's whiny, selfish and still jobless. Seriously, how has she managed to survive in the city without a job? Does Adam bankroll her cupcake addiction? Not to mention that last week, her bedroom floor was covered with used condoms. Needless to say, Marnie has had enough. "You judge everyone and then you ask everyone not to judge you," she yells at Hannah. Then Hannah replies, "That is because no one can ever hate me as much as I hate myself." Sigh. Of course you would say something like that, Hannah. Mean things were said and tooth brushes were thrown. It wasn't pretty. Before we get into the gritty details of Hannah and Marnie's epic fight, let's go... - daniel