My favorite Christoholic dance move has to be the “Choo-Choo Train.” The best example can be found at 0:09. CHOO-CHOOO!! I’m also a fan of the “Athlete’s Foot Ballet.” It’s where you get a group of the ugliest fucking women you can find, have them take their shoes off and dance on the carpet together. Hope that holy water is anti-fungal. WHERE DO... - http://doesgodgetdiarrhea.tumblr.com/post...
Jesus took a shit all over Michele Bachmann’s face last night in Iowa! How’s that for “I was called by God to run for president?!” HAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA YOU BIGOTED CUNT!!! - http://doesgodgetdiarrhea.tumblr.com/post...
Everyone who predicted and prayed for the return of Jesus in 2011 has officially been met with a giant, transcendent middle finger. - http://doesgodgetdiarrhea.tumblr.com/post...