Amy Goodrum Petersen

I just earned the title of "Shesus, your friendly neighborhood miracle worker." Fuxk yes.

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@93octane @tdavidson mmm. Ok. But only for the fun of seeing a settled, slightly pudgier Taylor. :D

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@tdavidson umm...where are you trying to go? ;) Its a work in progress! No brocatos either.

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@93octane @lizmoney @tdavidson is there another flavor other than baci??? :) never even looked.

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@tdavidson :) easy. No palace cafe and crepe nanou allowed!

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@tdavidson heh. You say that less than a week in. You will be helpless by the end of the month. I have faith.

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@UpsideUp :D it's the ugliest carpet in universe, and trying to pick a color to match well under flourescent lights. The hell...!

Tuesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Ugly Design question of the day: To neutralize pink carpet, use what tone on walls? Yellow?

Tuesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@hushmel two worlds collide again, noes?

Tuesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@hushmel couldn't have put it better myself...on the Internet, we're all Sybil. ;)

Tuesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Shocking! I don't love everyone. Including the ass that will be painting my office. Only one arrogant bitch at a time, little man.

Monday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

And then I go and tweet to myself. BECAUSE IT'S FUN. It's the new crazy.

Monday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@kateymarie did you say kidnap? I could totally be happy with being the next patty hearst. 'cept I can't. :( have to be grumpy bug today.

Monday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@dotamy but then again, I don't love anything when I have to be awake in weather like this. CLT is the murky underbelly of the earth today.

Monday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

It's getting 'splodie up in here...

December 10 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@AshPash :) I'm glad you found it and are warm and coZy now!!

December 8 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@AshPash nope - did you lose one?

December 7 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@AshPash yeah -- I know exactly. We're still missing things from the move 2yrs ago.

December 7 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@CrystalDempsey like i said, life of mystery. ;) i left around 10:30?

December 7 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@CrystalDempsey it's ok! we'll catch up soon.

December 7 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@From_The_Hip we were sad you weren't at either place! you live a secret life full of mystery.

December 7 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

JERK HIS CHICKEN (@93octane made me do it.)

December 7 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@93octane that's just nasty.

December 7 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@jager2ways STUFF HIS TURKEY

December 7 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@93octane you're welcome! i'm glad you've appreciated the last 15 years of being made fun of.

December 7 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Kumquat

December 7 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@93octane you know, you really can't win, right?

December 7 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@93octane it's only b/c you filthy italian men don't like anything that smells clean and pretty. i can't have BO, no matter how you beg.

December 7 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

When I make fun of you, it's really for your benefit. So thank me when I'm done.

December 7 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@annoyatron you forgot "and burping like a trucker. in his truck. when no one can hear him, so he really goes for it."

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