lonelysandwich: I believe Paul McCartney made the perfect Christmas song, given what he had at the time, which was an orchestra of harmonic laser guns. - http://twitter.com/lonelys...
hotdogsladies: Just used Foursquare for the 2nd time. Unlocked the "Really? FOURSQUARE?!?" badge.
Next up? Mayor of "You SURE That's In The City?" - http://twitter.com/hotdogs...
thomaslennon: Hey, people w/ babies. Nice job not warning me about teething part. I'm now raising a flightless pterodactyl, thanks. - http://twitter.com/thomasl...
johncmayer: My friend just insisted I listen to "83" from Room For Squares. Kind of breaks my heart. I remember that dude. - http://twitter.com/johncma...
johncmayer: Obviouso, upon his deathbed, wrote a message to his loyal: "When I die I will no longer be alive, and that kills me." - http://twitter.com/johncma...