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AntiFreeze: #occupyvagina - http://twitter.com/AntiFre...
kcpike: #1: "What are you doing for Valentine's Day?" #2: "'I'm considering writing him an epic poem about our love. What rhymes with vagina?" - http://twitter.com/kcpike...
catchfoot: "Just because you're alone on valentines day doesn't mean you have to dress like a homeless person" -- me. To myself. - http://twitter.com/catchfo...
KenJennings: Look on the bright side: if you can make it 12 more hours, it's almost ten months until the next holiday-that's-also-a-Garry-Marshall-movie. - http://twitter.com/KenJenn...
christiancam: It's cute when Words with Friends says "so and so just made a move on you." Except when you play against your mom. - http://twitter.com/christi...
VeryShortStory: Alex bought Sharon a ring for Valentine’s day, which she sold to buy the gun, that stopped him from loving her. - http://twitter.com/VerySho...
tophmiller2: Valentines in Melbourne was seeing Star Wars 3D and sitting outside eating sushi... Decided I'd do what @diabla would immediately say no to! - http://twitter.com/tophmil...
KenJennings: "Is Hot the Sheriff" --reg-gay classic - http://twitter.com/KenJenn...
DalekThay: AMYS are RED, ROSES are BLONDE, but the DOCTOR'S true LOVE is Miss MELODY POND. #DalekValentine - http://twitter.com/DalekTh...
baileylo: Does the php world really need another tutorial on how to use PSR-0? - http://twitter.com/baileyl...
baileylo: As a salaried employee, I feel my company most appreciates my value in February. - http://twitter.com/baileyl...
developer: OH @cosentino: "I'm going to Club Bed right now... with DJ Pillow." - http://twitter.com/develop...
DalekThay: They SAY that SILENCE is GOLDEN. This is INCORRECT. CYBERMEN is GOLDEN, WEREWOLVES is SILVER, and SILENCE? Regular BULLETS work FINE. - http://twitter.com/DalekTh...
casschin: Some Jerky McJerkinstein put their trash in my waterbottle holder [pic] — http://t.co/z3AfiE1x - http://twitter.com/casschi...
ryan: @casschin oh, so he's a Jew is he? /thatsracist - http://twitter.com/ryan...
bertrandom: My biggest indecision today: I don't really want to jailbreak my Kindle but I would very much like to see Boba Fett on the screensaver. - http://twitter.com/bertran...
developer: Today's featured article on the Wikipedia homepage is "Big Butte Creek", which-- okay, stop laughing. - http://twitter.com/develop...
Veronica: SUCCESS! “@JillFehr: So @peteyrojas just asked me "What's Quantum Mechanics?" - uhhhhh.. thanks @ryan and @veronica for that geek book!” - http://twitter.com/Veronic...
ryan: Things running good, don't fully restart computer for weeks. Reboot to freshen things up. Next day major OS / firmware update. Every time. - http://twitter.com/ryan...
outofocus: OH: "the pizza was delicious. it was the answer to life, the universe and pepperoni." - http://twitter.com/outofoc...
christiancam: #thatawkwardmoment when you use a hashtag that sucks - http://twitter.com/christi...
kcpike: Coworker: "Didn't your parents ever tell you that if you make a face it might get stuck?" Me: "Yes. Fortunately, it was a lovely face." BAM. - http://twitter.com/kcpike...
christiancam: I'd be in a real heap of shit if someone somehow sent all the emails in my draft folder. - http://twitter.com/christi...
tophmiller2: The Gold Coast... It's like Miami without the trash and the insufferable Heat fans - http://twitter.com/tophmil...
Veronica: Apparently Liz Lemon actually says "blerg," not "blarg," which has made this blargy day even blergier. What the what? - http://twitter.com/Veronic...
jonmendoza: "you a dead muggle fucker now" -voldemort #ifjohnsingletondirectedharrypotter - http://twitter.com/jonmend...
jonmendoza: @tophmiller2 shouldn't that picture be upside down. also, send me a video of the toilet flushing backwards. I have to see it to believe it. - http://twitter.com/jonmend...
KenJennings: When Jackie Mason dies, I hope they say Kaddish instead of Kaddish-ack II. - http://twitter.com/KenJenn...
bap: One day I will own an Ultra Lounge Truck that will be a booze fueled smooth-jazz experience anywhere I choose cc:@jonursenbach @yellinradios - http://twitter.com/bap...
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