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Never install #java updates while half-asleep. Just had to clean my computer of another http://ask.com infection :/
rt @theoatmeal Who in the name of Earth's evergreen butthole prints out emails? || old people?
Don't worry kids, I still like you ... http://now.msn.com/sex-mak...
"I'm just so grateful, because to feel this vulnerable means I'm alive." I really, really needed this. http://www.ted.com/talks...
You know, @tmobile could have picked a better time to "work to improve the site" than during their giant Samsung promotion.
I hate that a moment of carelessness during a Java update leaves you with an http://ask.com toolbar infection.
RT @sethmnookin: Can we stand back to take in the spectacle of Romney declaiming proudly that he paid just 13% taxes? - David Simon http://davidsimon.com/mitt-ro...
This morning, I ate a bug. Well, almost ate one. Close enough.
I missed this place. (@ Duke's w/ 3 others) [pic]: https://foursquare.com/dotliza...
I just unlocked the “Flame Broiled” badge on @foursquare for checking in to burger joints! Cheeseburgers all around! https://foursquare.com/dotliza...
Suddenly I sat up, looked around, and there it was: the duct tape. I still have the duct tape. It's going to be OK.
I had a whole category named “I’d sooner chew my leg off” - http://dotlizard.com/posts...
The instructions on our new office chair say only one person at a time should use it. Challenge accepted.
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised. - http://dotlizard.com/posts...
I wish I could write the post I had written in the bathtub earlier. - http://dotlizard.com/posts...
RT @TeaPotPartyinc: YOU DO HAVE A CHOICE... Stop Voting For People Who Think You Should Be In Jail... http://twitter.com/TeaPotP...
I hereby resign http://raganwald.posterous.com/i-hereb... via @raganwald -- a little perspective on privacy in the age of social media
A Quantum Theory of Mitt Romney: http://www.nytimes.com/2012...
Person Who Will One Day Become Warlord-Ruler Of What Was Once Nebraska Born In Omaha Hospital http://www.theonion.com/article...
Sick: Young, Undercover Cops Flirted With Students to Trick Them Into Selling Pot | AlterNet http://www.alternet.org/newsand...
It's a bright, bright sunshiny day. (@ South Seaward Gardens) [pic]: https://foursquare.com/dotliza...
Valentine's day advice: don't bang sharks, idiot. http://www.booksofadam.com/2012...
Lizard survives 3,000 miles in suitcase and 30 minutes in washing machine: http://www.guardian.co.uk/world...
I unlocked the Shameless: Father's Day sticker on @GetGlue! http://getglue.com/karen_d...
I'm watching Shameless (2720 others checked-in) http://getglue.com/karen_d... @GetGlue @SHO_Shameless
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