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Never install #java updates while half-asleep. Just had to clean my computer of another http://ask.com infection :/

February 26 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

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rt @theoatmeal Who in the name of Earth's evergreen butthole prints out emails? || old people?

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After the Storm - http://www.flickr.com/photos...

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Don't worry kids, I still like you ... http://now.msn.com/sex-mak...

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"I'm just so grateful, because to feel this vulnerable means I'm alive." I really, really needed this. http://www.ted.com/talks...

November 19 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

You know, @tmobile could have picked a better time to "work to improve the site" than during their giant Samsung promotion.

November 16 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I hate that a moment of carelessness during a Java update leaves you with an http://ask.com toolbar infection.

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RT @SespeCreekSCC: Awesome jobs: http://sespecreekcollective.org/awesome...

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RT @sethmnookin: Can we stand back to take in the spectacle of Romney declaiming proudly that he paid just 13% taxes? - David Simon http://davidsimon.com/mitt-ro...

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This morning, I ate a bug. Well, almost ate one. Close enough.

August 15 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I missed this place. (@ Duke's w/ 3 others) [pic]: https://foursquare.com/dotliza...

August 12 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I just unlocked the “Flame Broiled” badge on @foursquare for checking in to burger joints! Cheeseburgers all around! https://foursquare.com/dotliza...

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Suddenly I sat up, looked around, and there it was: the duct tape. I still have the duct tape. It's going to be OK.

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I had a whole category named “I’d sooner chew my leg off” - http://dotlizard.com/posts...

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Up off the couch… - http://dotlizard.com/posts...

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The instructions on our new office chair say only one person at a time should use it. Challenge accepted.

July 18 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised. - http://dotlizard.com/posts...

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I wish I could write the post I had written in the bathtub earlier. - http://dotlizard.com/posts...

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spilled milk - http://dotlizard.com/posts...

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RT @TeaPotPartyinc: YOU DO HAVE A CHOICE... Stop Voting For People Who Think You Should Be In Jail... http://twitter.com/TeaPotP...

June 25 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I hereby resign http://raganwald.posterous.com/i-hereb... via @raganwald -- a little perspective on privacy in the age of social media

April 3, 2012 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

A Quantum Theory of Mitt Romney: http://www.nytimes.com/2012...

April 2, 2012 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Person Who Will One Day Become Warlord-Ruler Of What Was Once Nebraska Born In Omaha Hospital http://www.theonion.com/article...

February 19, 2012 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Sick: Young, Undercover Cops Flirted With Students to Trick Them Into Selling Pot | AlterNet http://www.alternet.org/newsand...

February 16, 2012 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

It's a bright, bright sunshiny day. (@ South Seaward Gardens) [pic]: https://foursquare.com/dotliza...

February 14, 2012 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Valentine's day advice: don't bang sharks, idiot. http://www.booksofadam.com/2012...

February 14, 2012 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Cayanne - http://www.flickr.com/photos...

February 13, 2012 from Flickr favorites - Comment - Like - Share

Lizard survives 3,000 miles in suitcase and 30 minutes in washing machine: http://www.guardian.co.uk/world...

February 7, 2012 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I unlocked the Shameless: Father's Day sticker on @GetGlue! http://getglue.com/karen_d...

February 5, 2012 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I'm watching Shameless (2720 others checked-in) http://getglue.com/karen_d... @GetGlue @SHO_Shameless

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