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That'd be an Epic, LOTR-like/Chernobyl, FAIL! | Cheezeburger - http://cheezburger.com/6563665...
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Something Kenyan no?
- sofarsoShawn ~presque...
from iPhone
It reminds me when my friend Rozzo McFung (not her real name) thought that Bin was Osama "Bin" Laden's first name, she didn't know what Osama Was referring to.
- sofarsoShawn ~presque...
from iPhone
Wow.
- Kelli H.
Bond. The name's Bond. Obama Bond.
- AJ Batac
LOL Then the realization sets in that SHE gets to vote too :(((((
- WarLord
^ This
- Friar Ticket to Ride
If she's that out of touch, she might not be registered to vote.
- John (bird whisperer)
In this singular case, I fully support Republican's voter suppression
- sofarsoShawn ~presque...
from iPhone
Praise The Lord And Pass The Ammunition! http://youtu.be/LJfJPxLntZU ~ this song's so "meaningful"
keep your socialist hands off my ammo!
- sofarsoShawn ~presque...
You know what's kray kray?The # of reblogs/likes I get on tumblr for a post of 2 mins of photoshop & a caption. Below is a girl doing faux #bitchlips aka duck face. Black & white it, put a Smith & Wesson to her lips, made in the U-S-A of course, captioned "Sssh" then 5 days later 200 reblogs! Yes that is what's kray kray http://coffeedood.tumblr.com/post...
gold, guns, girls; it sounds like a Republican Platform or a metric song :)
- sofarsoShawn ~presque...
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Yes this is true ~ fact check! https://extensions.apple.com/ ~ John Travolta and Tommy Boy are too classy for Grindr'ing, they got a whole mofo Safari Extension!! Hehheheee
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sickees
- sofarsoShawn ~presque...
More surprising really is that Safari is pretty stingy with its releases extensions to ensure faster browsing, yet this one made the cut?? Curious...
- sofarsoShawn ~presque...
sofarsoShawn ~presque... to sofarsoShawn's feed, Cat Lovers, Not All Crazy Is Good, Dr WTF?, Middle East Discussion
Couple splits over 550 house cats | The Times of Israel ~ Wife was willing to lose husband, but not her pets - http://www.timesofisrael.com/couple-...
#AnimalHoardersI "A man from southern Israel divorced his wife this week because she had brought 550 cats into their home. The husband, apparently not a cat lover, told the Rabbinical Court in Beersheba that he was unable to sleep in his bedroom because the surface of the marital bed was constantly covered with cats who refused to lie on the floor. The man, in his divorce request, complained that the cats also blocked his access to the bathroom and did not allow him to prepare meals in the kitchen, the Hebrew daily Maariv reported Wednesday. When he sat to eat, cats jumped onto the table and stole his food. The couple attempted reconciliation at the behest of the rabbinical court. The wife, however, was unable to part from her cats… and preferred to part from her husband."
- sofarsoShawn ~presque...
I can only imagine the smell.
- Headless Gnad Kicker
sofarsoShawn ~presque... to sofarsoShawn's feed, The Facebook Experience, Confession, Dr WTF?, ffQuestions
So a strange thing happened to me the other day on FaceBook. Reading below This guy Terry asks me to add him as a friend, why doesn't he add me with a msg me? I do not know who he is, we have 25 mutuals and I know them, they're all SXSW peeps or the big shots from when I was DC'ing writing for WaPo & the Times. So...
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Do I add? or Just ignore? And he's 3,000 subs so why me? Like I wanna be the next big thing, and get discovered ahhahaha, but I don't believe that happens FBing
- sofarsoShawn ~presque...
Depends on how you use FB. Do you use it for business, personal or just family? Will you subbing to him mean something other then him subbing to you?
- Me
I barely use it at all, and really TBH it has no function for me, except to keep in touch with friends, and read the feeds you get in your stream you "Like" something. He doesn't just want me to subscribe though, it's a bit dfferent there on FB than here, b/c you can do both add as a friend and sub to their public posts. So he's asking something more personal, Imma gonna go stalk his page for more info :)
- sofarsoShawn ~presque...
Maybe he wants to be more then just friends.
- Me
That's kinda what I"m thinking, too...So I just emailed him back and said, "yeah I can do that but why'd you want me to?
- sofarsoShawn ~presque...
Yeahhh so Terry Berry, NOT his real name but I like how it rhymes, didn't respond to my email, so I just WTF'ed it and added him, 2 seconds later he accepted; yeah total Facebook hit on, that's cool too, and I noticed he lives in London England so maybe we'll hit it ie I'll go sight seeing Big Ben :)
- sofarsoShawn ~presque...
Apple Water - Coming in 2012 ~ yeah I know
Kelli H., Stephan Planken, Elena and 3 other people liked this
Only $5.00 for 250 mills, that's an Apple bargain!
- sofarsoShawn ~presque...
Chilln like a villian and eating potato chips.
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The Not-So-Straight Story of the U.S.-Canadian Border - New York TImes ~ Amazzzing this article is so fascinating in its complete uselessness. And in the NYT! I know I can achieve far and above this, the Grey Lady's dotage. Thanks for the self-esteem boost bitch! - http://opinionator.blogs.nytimes.com/2011...
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OMG it's not straight! So are you calling us Canucks gay or something!? What a douche bag writer, def not: http://ff.im/OmQfK
- sofarsoShawn ~presque...
*A note to my stream or my train of though ~> for the most of you, please ignore the following as it does not pertain to you.
"My name is Buck and I like to fuck"
___ Does this count as admitting to whore-dom,,,whatevs, I'm not running for public office
Hmmm, pensive rumination seems that someone <tweeter stalker's name shall be undisclosed> has followed the "red thread" through the labyrinth I created, not to disguise who I am: myself that who I know myself to be. (I must add that that my notes are always of the utmost necessity to read/understand, conflating with the actual, dialogue I put forth as a Journal/Academic, much unlike the majority of the current endnotes supplied today.) The eso/exoteric labyrinth I created was an exercise, a test of riddles/equations etc so difficult I'd had not expected anyone within such a short time frame from which I'd supplanted the clues to further clues to have figured out just what a character, of east coast Straussian proportions I may be.
- sofarsoShawn ~presque...
Ohhh, lemme tell you rather than be dejected, suppressing having bee "found out" if you will, rather I'm most pleased. #FUCKYEAH Someone, has figured it ALL out, the goddmann neo-con Hawk/Dove paradigm conflict; I am MOST impressed. He/she is now part of the club. The club, like <undisclosed> is always open to those who are able to examine most judiciously and ascertain the truth to what I'd I've laid out just as in the long tradition before me has.
- sofarsoShawn ~presque...
~ oh yeah, substitute "pussy" to word more relevant go my, "tastes" and there you go...
- sofarsoShawn ~presque...
sofarsoShawn ~presque... to sofarsoShawn's feed, ART ROOMََََ, Artwork Critique, deviantART, Dr WTF?
Let me present you some awesome: so here we have this lady passed out on a chaise, a troll, angry looking fellow, is just chilln on her tummy, and meanwhile this horse is watching, his mind totally blown away by what's going on.
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So like the heritage of Deviantart.com :) the picture ~ The Nightmare (1781), oil on canvas, Detroit Institute of Art | artwork by Henry Fuseli ~ But this picture begs the question. Why is she swooning? Troll magic?
- sofarsoShawn ~presque...
I don't know if that work is art or not, but your description of it certainly is. #eyeofthebeholder
- Stephen Mack #TeamMomo
I don't think people in 1781 experienced troll sightings nearly as often as we do today. I'd say it would be a shocking event.
- Jimminy IS Everybody
I've amazing taste and talent for finding the artistic merit :) plus it is hanging in a gallery, but I do see your point. #Subjectivy and stuff, ie there are those that like and watch "Dancing for Relevancy" and @Jimminy yeah I guess that's faint worthy. I was also thinking some kinkiness ;) and now she's just spent.
- sofarsoShawn ~presque...
Shawn, I didn't feel I needed to make the kinkiness any further, but I was thinking of something a scat different.
- Jimminy IS Everybody
Umm, is that a spelling error (scat) or are you saying he's taking a "D" on her? Some people are into that
- sofarsoShawn ~presque...
Shawn, no spelling error, and yes, yes there are maybe it started with the 18th century trolls? The horse recoiling from the scent.
- Jimminy IS Everybody
Oh so your mind did go "there". Impressive. I'd never have theorized that.
- sofarsoShawn ~presque...
Actually it is quite the allegory for today's trolls.
- Jimminy IS Everybody
go on... how so?
- sofarsoShawn ~presque...
The troll shocked the women, at his first occurrence. While she is out, takes a chance to leave shit, meticulously thought out, where it is going to shock and bother in the future. Meanwhile, there are onlookers that can do nothing, with the exception of making loud noises to try and frighten the troll away. The event even occurs in a place that she feels comfortable, most likely her home.
- Jimminy IS Everybody
Ok, I'm with you, but how's this all tie in to the allegory for "today's" trolls?
- sofarsoShawn ~presque...
Maybe 'allegory' is the wrong term. (Internet) Trolls come in, often in communities that people feel most at home, with something shocking, and follow up while the victim is still reacting by sowing lasting seeds of discontent. Onlookers often have no effect except for making lots of noise, and encourage the troll to continue.
- Jimminy IS Everybody
wait, do trolls even have magic powers? No, I don't think so, your narrative better fits the pic. So yeah, I do see where you going with the allegory thing, yeah wrong word, the only mis-fit would be the horse, he's just ogling like some bug-eyed wanker. Hmmm, that sort of fits, the horse is all excited and is enjoying "getting off" with his voyeurism
- sofarsoShawn ~presque...
It's the painting Poe mentions/alludes to in The Fall of the House of Usher, iirc.
- Katy S
and its even referred to in a Poe story! (now I'm curious how?) Whoa. This painting just has too much fascinating stuff going on and on so many levels
- sofarsoShawn ~presque...
I don't remember the exact scene - I'd have to dig out my Poe books from the Poe and the Gothic seminar I took and find it. I just remember talking about it in when we discussed the story.
- Katy S
Shawn, have you seen Gothic (1986)? http://www.imdb.com/title... I think it's relevant to your interests.
- Stephen Mack #TeamMomo
No, haven't seen Gothic, buuuuut I just Kindled the works of Edgar Allen Poe including "Usher" so I"m excited to read that soon (except for this goddamn sustainability conference deal I have to report on) anyways I may have time and will have to report back once I've read this seckseee biznatch
- sofarsoShawn ~presque...
A version of this painting appears in the game The 7th Guest. Just adding my bit of pop culture there.
- Hookuh Tinypants
I have always LOVED this painting :)
- Jason
I think I wrote a paper on it in art history class many years ago.
- Jason
but now there is wikipedia. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
- Jason
Annnnd now a further level with TP's 7th Guest: fascinating.
- sofarsoShawn ~presque...
:D as per Eivind, the troll dude is actually an incubus see above Wikip links, so I was close on my first assumption where I thought the troll got it on with the swooning women, however, I didn't think they went ALL the way...But turns out the troll "is a demon in male form who, according to a number of mythological and legendary traditions, lies upon sleepers, especially women, in...
more...
- sofarsoShawn ~presque...
Yup. A real 'night mare' :)
- Eivind
Hmmm, depends on your perspective I guess, like not say I would be into that, but like some other people may, like you know, but not me :)
- sofarsoShawn ~presque...
OMG OMGOMG, Okay, so there's a new Super Hero that has been created, he's one SESSSY Unicorn and guess who it is?!?! IT'S ME!!! I KNOW RIGHT!?! It was just like out of a Marvel comic book, like for REAL, so, here's how how the transformation happened. The story (soon to be legend) goes...
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After I had just finished taking a shower and buck nekkid I was leaving the bathroom to put on some tighty whiteys, but wait I forgot to turn off the lights so I quickly turned around and BASSSHHH!!! The front of my forehead collided with the door frame. Not a lil tap, but one hardcore,, womp WOMP CCCRRAACCK womp womp CCCRRAACCKK! Reeling, blinded by the pain, I fell to my knees in a fetal position
- sofarsoShawn ~presque...
Slowly I rose, a weird sensation was born in me, something was different, I quickly looked in the mirror and stunned, saw a large bump pyramiding prominently on my forehead. Astonished. Bewildered. A bigger knock out then slamming my head, I logically took in the sum of what had just happened and knew it right then. I had become a Unicorn! I KNOW RIGHT!!! It sounds crazy till you here the story behind it, then it all makes sense :D
- sofarsoShawn ~presque...
Shawn? Are you okay?
- Stephen Mack #TeamMomo
~ Thanks Steve, I'm more than okay, I'm a Sessy Unicorn!!! So if you ever need help, I'm still testing out my powers, but I think my horn shoots missiles
- sofarsoShawn ~presque...
Can you cure all diseases and everything too?
- Stephen Mack #TeamMomo
glitter. does glitter come out of one of your orifices?
- Joe Silence
Rainbow-colored missiles? (Glad you're okay...)
- Lisa | #TeamMonique
from Android
Diseases, unfortunately no, though they are supposed to have eternal life, hopefully. So, when I go to John's Hopkins next week and now I can just tell 'em ~Pffft, it's gonna be okay, I'm a sesssy Unicorn!
- sofarsoShawn ~presque...
Yup, the horn shoots missiles Steve, so now we can go rob banks together and become billionaires!! Joe, no glitter coming out my b-hole, but something even better SPARKLES! Like those birthday ones. Although, now I think I'll incorporate body glitter into my Sessy Unicorn Super Hero costume. Now I just need a name??
- sofarsoShawn ~presque...
Glad you are ok. You sexy, sparkly, unicorn, you. <3
- Tamara J.
:) thanks guys; it may have hurt like a HULK SMASH but it was worth being transformed into one bad ass Unicorn for JUSTICE (and personal gain, hey a Unicorn has needs). I now know exactly how Peter Parker felt
- sofarsoShawn ~presque...
I've started to heal and am losing my Sesssy Unicorn powers :( There's still a bump but it's more like half a HellBoy and weirdoly I'm gettim a black eye! Which is kinda cool cuz I e never had one before and now I could make up some awesome Kung Fu story on how I got it :)
- sofarsoShawn ~presque...
Why hello kiddy :) ... How much for the girl?
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deal.
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Kung Fu Bear Finds a Light Saber ~ huzzzah?!? - http://www.youtube.com/watch...
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I can't tell if it's shopped or not though, the light saber looks crazy real
- sofarsoShawn ~presque...
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Photoshop Extreme Makeover - Angela Talbot´s Old Lady ~ "you are, so beautiful...to me..." - http://www.youtube.com/watch...
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pardon me, no embedding here's the link --> http://www.youtube.com/watch... and very creeeeeeepeeeee
- sofarsoShawn ~presque...
So........................... 6 Watcher huh Floyd, and the 0.99p listing does not work?? Fleabay Rookie!
dont say that Darren will have kittens!!!
- Nicholas King
Doctor Who dolly?! How dare you! They are action figures!
- Darren Floyd
with bendable legs?!?
- Nicholas King
They are all wipe clean.
- Darren Floyd
Only in a gooooooood way.
- Darren Floyd
13 watchers and 1 bid.
- Nicholas King
£23 and 18 watchers!
- Nicholas King
£24.99 apparently or in darren currency, they retail at 1 doctor who figure
- Nicholas King
What's the stupidest thing anyone has said to you in this job?
For me, take a bow Mike Crompton with his "Draw a diagram." comment during Hackgate, in at number one with a bullet.
- Darren Floyd
"can you put a customer sign in box on the homepage." "but we don't have a customer account." "What do you need one of those for?"!!!!! Web developers do not get payed enough to handle this level of dumbness!!
- Nicholas King
you are one sick mother lover!
Xplain?
- Darren Floyd
the wipe clean dolls
- Nicholas King
Thank God Matt is back tomorrow with his humourous waddle and manbag.
- Darren Floyd
are we too dull for you?
- Nicholas King
In a word, yes.
- Darren Floyd
matts been busy http://news.bbc.co.uk/1...
I don't want to think of Matt on the job.
- Darren Floyd
well hes not got the job yet has he?
- Nicholas King
This 99p listing better work King.
when it works i want a hefty pay out from you floyd!!!
- Nicholas King
If.
- Darren Floyd
When!!!
- Nicholas King
if anyone interested in good,cheap nas http://www.scan.co.uk/Product...
Shut it pikey.
- Darren Floyd
wind it in floyd! No one is interested in you, or your Welshness!!!
- Nicholas King
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