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Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ

Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ

Yes, I actually said that. Blindly fomenting controversy with nary a clue as to why or how. Still laughing at my own jokes.
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"Don't die a virgin. Terrorists are up there waiting for you(!)" #PunctuationAdded
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My nun friends are always remarking about this enigma. Thankfully they are all in their early 70's. I don't believe age was specified, right? - Janet:#TeamMonique from FFHound!
It's been around awhile, I know, but the very concept of a Beano windbreaker strikes me as inherently funny. I seem to be the only one who feels this way. #blankstaresfrommykids
Also, they were oddly *unamused* when I held up my pocket-sized Beano-To-Go dispenser in a popular (and crowded) local restaurant. Like I said, inherently funny. - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
I just received a response to my inquiry made via http://beanogas.com/ that, alas, they no longer produce them as a promotional item. Dang. - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
And now for something totally different (and waaay less serious): Select images from "Best of Cannes" | Reuters http://www.reuters.com/news...
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I guess I just don't get it. - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
Paz Vega's dress looks like her 'poofy' half-slip slid down around her thighs. Like I said, I don't get it. - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ from Android
Last evening/night, between thunderstorms, I decided to start burning the branches from my storm damaged trees. After about 3 hours, having made only a small dent in the pile(s), my neighbor came over and insisted that we haul the rest into a compost heap behind his house. 3 loads, 20 minutes, and we were done. Gotta love my neighbors.
I had one large pile that took up half of my driveway, and another in my back yard about half that size. I would've been trying to burn stuff in my 36" fire ring for 3 or 4 days, as weather and fire ban conditions would allow. I didn't realize how much this issue of branch/tree disposal had been weighing on me until they were gone. WHAT A RELIEF! My neighbor's yard backs up to the wooded area in our neighborhood (which mine doesn't) and there's a spot where several of the neighbors place their leaves and brush. Since my backyard is fenced in by 6 foot wooden fences, and the yards of my neighbors on either side box me in, I don't have access to the woods as they 'wrap' around our side of the cul-de-sac. Plus, I haven't been able to meet either of them (one on either side of me) since the seem to be working ALL THE TIME! The neighbor across the street is the one who came over to help me (at 9 o'clock at night!) He's the same one who comes over and clears the bank of plowed snow from the end of my driveway in the winter. Neighbors like that are hard to find! - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
Also, I'm exhausted. Cutting up evergreen branches is a crappy crappy task, even with a small chainsaw. The just don't cooperate like 'normal' branches do. It was like being in a 3 hour long wrestling match. At that point I was 'wiped out' and when my neighbor came over with his offer I was tempted to say thanks but no thanks, too tired. But he insisted, and by the time we'd hauled the... more... - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
The good news is that all of the tree-thinning and culling that occurred (thanks to that last big snowfall) prevented any further damage during yesterday's intense storms. I thought for sure I would lose another tree or two (of the ones that survived the snowstorm but were looking pretty rough) but not so.
Whenever we have severe thunderstorms and/or tornado warnings/watches, local TV breaks into their broadcast with an alert. Basically the alert says as follows: Go to a basement or room is the center of your home; stay away from windows; don't use electronic devices; stay tuned to this channel for continued updates...
Of course, the device you're using to view 'this channel' is undoubtedly electronic, and at some point in the delivery chain there is an electrically powered device involved. But obey all rules always (or you'll be sorry.) - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
Smart phones, battery-operated radios, etc. - Stephan Planken
Oh Stephan! You're so logical! - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
:-) - Stephan Planken from iPhone
A robin redbreast just landed on the deck rail a few feet from where I'm sitting. He paused to look at me for a few seconds, then causually walked the 30 feet or so to the other corner. Then he turned and walked along the rail on that side. #outforaSundaystroll
Ok, maybe not the most exciting thing I've ever posted, but it was entertaining (to me at least.) Welcome to my life. - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
I like the imagery. :) One of my favorite things to do is watch the birds at our feeders. There is a woodpecker that often visits and it's quite entertaining. - Running Slow
He was a sorta chubby robin, so we felt a certain camaraderie right from the start. We exchanged knowing looks in those first few moments. - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
While in the Twin Cities yesterday, I helped my son change out a motor mount on his '93 Toyota Camry. I've never done a motor mount before, nor has he. I wouldn't have tried it except I was impressed that he was "game" to give it a shot. Two hours later and the job was done. Can you say "Winning!"
It would have gone much more quickly but we spent at least an hour trying to loosen/"break" the nuts holding the mounting bolts. We assumed they were corroded since the car is 20 years old. After trying everything from a 'breaker bar' to various penetrating lubricants, we realized that the frozen nuts were actually welded in place, which meant that we only had to focus on the bolts, which were much easier to loosen ('cuz they WEREN'T WELDED!) All in all, very satisfying, and I'm proud of my son for being willing to give this a try. - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
My oldest son never showed much interest in learning from my vast 'trial-and-error-built' knowledge of shade tree auto repair. #2 son has been much more inclined to gain some DIY knowledge, though today's cars offer fewer opportunities to practice those techniques. All the more reason that I'm glad it went well. That plus we saved him ~$250! - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
Man creates kinetic sculpture that moves and lives on its own. http://m.wimp.com/kinetic...
Pretty amazing. Wouldn't have imagined this was possible. - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
It actually looks like something Leonardo Da Vinci might have designed. - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
that is pretty amazing - WoH: Professor MOTHRA
frightening looking to me. and amazing. - SteVe C
Very cool! But what if it walks into the ocean? - Betsy #TeamMonique
Maybe it switches to a back-stroke? #OrMaybeaCrawl - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
Here is his TED talk from '07, where he talks about this and other projects. http://www.youtube.com/watch... Amazing stuff. Edit: He discusses what happens if it walks into the surf. (It turns around and walks away.) - Jimminy IS Everybody
Pretty much all I've accomplished today is to take a nap. #icallthatagoodday
Petition | Abercrombie & Fitch CEO Mike Jeffries: Stop telling teens they aren't beautiful; make clothes for teens of all sizes! | Change.org - https://www.change.org/petitio...
Petition | Abercrombie & Fitch CEO Mike Jeffries: Stop telling teens they aren't beautiful; make clothes for teens of all sizes! | Change.org
"“In every school there are the cool and popular kids, and then there are the not-so-cool kids,” “Candidly, we go after the cool kids. We go after the attractive all-American kid with a great attitude and a lot of friends. A lot of people don’t belong [in our clothes], and they can’t belong. Are we exclusionary? Absolutely.”-Mike Jeffries Abercrombie & Fitch CEO" - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ from Bookmarklet
"Anyone who’s been to Abercrombie & Fitch in the last few years has probably noticed that they don’t carry XL or XXL clothing for women and their waist sizes for men leave room to be desired. Why? Because, they don’t want overweight young people wearing their brand! According to this popular teen clothing retailer "fat kids" will never be a part of the “popular crowd” and will therefore... more... - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
Daughter told me about this, and added that there's someone leading a protest movement that involves buying up Abercrombie & Fitch labeled clothing from thrift shops and distributing them to homeless people. This helps clothe the homeless while perhaps taking some of the wind out of A&F's "elitist" sales strategy. #iloveit - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
Have you seen the Improv Everywhere they did at Abercrombie & Fitch? "... 111 men of all shapes and sizes shopped shirtless in the Abercrombie and Fitch store on 5th Avenue here in New York. Enjoy the videos first and then go behind the scenes with our mission report and photos.. http://improveverywhere.com/2007... - Betsy #TeamMonique
Haha. That's awesome, Betsy. No small amount of hypocrisy there! Also, the dudes trying to hustle out the "Improv Everywhere" guys don't appear to meet the elitist standards either. (Not sufficiently *model-like* y'see.) - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
Well, had an interesting stay at the family (formerly my) home last night. I generally crash on a sofa sleeper in the (finished) basement. On my way down the steep carpeted steps, my stocking feet slipped out from beneath me, and I bounced down 4 or 5 steps on my heretofore 'good' hip. I guess the good news is I'll be more 'balanced' now.
'Balanced' as in "both hips now iffy and hurty." - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
Do not like. - Friar Ticket to Ride
:( How do you feel? - Stephen Mack #TeamMomo from iPhone
Ouch :( - Heather
:( I hope things settle down quickly. - WoH: Professor MOTHRA
Thankfully there don't seem to be any lingering after effects of the fall. I'm surprised because my hip came down really hard on the edge of the step, and then I sort of 'bounced' in quick succession down the remaining steps in exactly the same way. It happened so fast that I couldn't brace myself or try to change position. (Not sure if any other position would've been better anyway. Not really *any* good choices in that scenario.) - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
Daughter is away for 2 weeks, but after moving all of her stuff into my place until her apartment becomes available June 1st, I am now awaiting the arrival of more "stuff" from one of her friends in the same "limbo" between the end of campus residence and the start date of an off campus lease.
My lower level is filling up with things that you wouldn't expect to find in the home of a 58 year old man. - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
We went from heavily snowcovered to heavily dandelion covered lawns in record time this year.
The Beavers - YouTube | Busy beavers working diligently on their beaver house. - http://www.youtube.com/watch...
The Beavers - YouTube | Busy beavers working diligently on their beaver house.
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Confirmation of the phrase "busy as a beaver." - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ from Bookmarklet
"I was supposed to be at a dinner event that evening...but I was having the most incredible beaver experience of my life." #iSeriouslyDoubtThat - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
YouTube | Fast focus TV | Strangers - Shine On You http://www.youtube.com/watch...
YouTube | Fast focus TV | Strangers - Shine On You http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMRVMJWqjWU&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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Cut down two more trees today. It was clear that they just weren't going to make it. Also lopped off various branches from other trees/shrubs that were hanging way too low from storm damage. I now have 3 'brush piles' that are big enough take out half the neighborhood if they catch fire. #GottaTakeCareofThat
Also, I'm a veritable lumberjack with my 16" electric chain saw! Sure, it sounds barely more powerful than your typical electric kitchen knife, but I'm cutting trees, branches, firewood... you name it! Where's my flannel shirt and suspenders?! - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
"He sleeps all night and he works all day." - Greg GuitarBuster
Thankfully I (and you) said nothing about my array of feminine undergarments, Greg. - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
Ok... that doesn't sound the way I intended. I didn't mean to imply that Greg would have any direct knowledge about any feminine undergarments that may or may not exist within my possession. Trust me. He doesn't. I'd never tell anyone about that! Oh wait! ... - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
Just mowed my lawn. Because it needed it. I believe that may be the first time since mid-July of last year that it actually grew enough to *need* a mowing.
I admit that it was kind of nice not having to mow from mid-July until October (and that was just to mulch the leaves) but I think I prefer having the lawn green rather than a dusty yellow and brown. - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
After getting daughter moved out of her campus dorm/apartment and finishing up her last final yesterday, I drove her home to the Twin Cities. Normally I don't fill up in Eau Claire, waiting until the much cheaper Twin Cities to do so. Not so this time. Prices in the north suburbs were $4.39 yesterday, likely to climb higher today.
Ouch! - LB: #TeamMonique from Android
Why are the gas companies targeting your state? - Janet:#TeamMonique
I know this is nothing compared to European prices, but when you have the crappy intercity passenger (non-auto) transportation system/infrastructure that we have in most of the U.S., it's a shock to the system. An increase of nearly a dollar in about 3 weeks, because of some 'maintenance' at multiple refineries that just happens to coincide with the onset of heightened summer travel? I... more... - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
There's a major refinery in the souther Twin Cities metro that supplies gas to much of Minnesota and western Wisconsin. They're claiming reduced capacity due the fuel mix changeover, but won't disclose any details due to "anti-trust issues." Senator Amy Klobuchar is calling for the Dept. of Energy to review that whole thing. - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
Your gas prices made national news. - Janet:#TeamMonique
What are the normal prices there in other cities? $4.09 is the price around here currently. - Stephen Mack #TeamMomo from iPhone
It's $3.99 - $4.09 for 87 here. I saw it as high as $4.39 in the Valley. - Anika
When I filled up my tank on Thursday it was $3.94 for 87 (or 89) octane. The previous time I filled up it was $3.54. After the drive to/from the Twin Cities (I'm back in E.C. now) it's likely I'll pay $4.20 or so. (We're not quite up there where Minneapolis is.) I'm just glad I can ride my bike most places that I need to go, and only use the car for out of town trips, etc. - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
Also, my Kia Soul averaged 28.3 mpg with a mix of city and highway driving, fully loaded down with daughter's stuff. This equates to about 6 gallons consumed to do the round trip to the Twin Cities. That's about half what I used with my previous vehicle. - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
University of Gas - Beano® | Click thru for exciting video! - http://www.beanogas.com/univers...
University of Gas - Beano® | Click thru for exciting video!
"Welcome to the University of Gas, the only university dedicated to teaching you the "ins and outs" of gas! Laugh along with Mindy, lesson by lesson, as you learn all about the wonderful world of gas and how to prevent it. When you're through with the little gas tootorials, you'll have your Masters of Gas Preventionology, which is a degree everyone can appreciate." - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ from Bookmarklet
"With Beano, they'll be no gas." - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
If you're really dedicated to your Beano education, you may be able to obtain a coveted Beano Windbreaker! Make a fashion statement, people! - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
I just spent an hour looking for my smartphone, which I had used shortly before that time to authenticate my google login. I never left the main level of my home, didn't leave it in the kitchen, the bedroom, the living room (which I had only passed thru anyway.) Nowhere to be found. Finally called it via Google Voice...
I have done that before also call my phone from my laptop. - Eric
I could hear it ringing, but it was always "behind" me, no matter which direction I turned. I felt my pockets one last time... not in the front pockets of my cargo shorts, not in the back pockets... what the...? Then I reached way way down the back of my leg, practically to my knee back. There it was! Haven't worn these cargo shorts since last summer, and didn't realize/remember that the pockets go THAT far down. Doh! - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
I could probably hide several more clowns down there. - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
This should win an award. - Janet:#TeamMonique from FFHound!
The real kicker is that had I not just used my phone to authenticate my Google login, I wouldn't have been able to use Google voice to call myself! - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
If Jean Valjean moved to Amonate, VA, his prisoner number AND his zipcode would be the same. #SimplifiesRemembering
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I'm really enjoying my new place and its location. One of my favorite things is to wait until dark, go out onto the deck and look up at the stars. In my boxers. #SorryButItsTrue
It's all about comfort, coolness and ventilation, people. - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
Seriously, it's wonderful. If I were you, I wouldn't start to worry until I 'lose' the boxers. #ThenRunRunRunRunAwayRunAway! - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
Well. - Running Slow
The bizarre nature of this season continues. Major wet snowfall ten days ago, frequent rain in the in intervening timespace, and now there are rapidly spreading wildfires ~50 miles north of here. If only the could take water from the swollen rivers to quench the flames.
Same here: floods or high water levels up north and wildfires in the mid west of the province. - Stephan Planken from iPhone
So I'm getting the impression that there is no version of bookmarklet for Android? I didn't even consider it for my phone, but it would be handy on a tablet. Oh well.
Yes there is, though it works like Currents.or Flipboard. It's an app called bookmarklet. - Anika from Android
Your spellcheck is showing, Anika. ;) - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
Fixed. I used my tablet on that and the keyboard I'm currently using is insanely stupid. I gotta switch back to my other keyboard. - Anika
Rainwater catchment barrel is FINALLY properly connected to the downspout. Let the rains begin!
Actually, no. Not just yet. Let's savor a few days of this precious mild sunny weather. Thanks. - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
The really sad thing is that the reason it took so long to make a proper connection was that I couldn't locate ANY of the 3 or 4 hacksaws I have, which are still packed away in some box from last summer's move. Most of my tools are unpacked, but not the hacksaws. So, I now own 4 or 5 hacksaws! (I'll post a notice when I get up to 10... probably sometime next year.) - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
Hacksaw junkie! - Stephan Planken from iPhone
I'm afraid so, Stephan. If I could get myself organized and have everything (tools, documents, paraphernalia, sexual aids...) in one place, I could live in hope of being in control of my existence. But until I at last locate those 4 or 5 hacksaws, I shall remain a prisoner to my affliction. #SadButTrue - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
Be careful. If you store your sex aids next to your hacksaws the outcome might be unexpected. :) - Stephan Planken from iPhone
So true, Stephan... so true. - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
I think I may have just had a glimpse of how it will all come to an abrupt end. Standing at the top of stairwell, I took a step and--nearly too late--realize the my shoelace had come untied. My other foot was on top of it, so my step was cut short even as my weight and momentum shifted toward my intended direction.
I managed to recover, but just barely. Two years ago, when my legs were still free to move as I still expect them to, it wouldn't have even been close to an accident. Now, it was way too close. Who knows what the situation might be in 5 or 10 years. #WearaHelmetNeartheStairsatAllTimes! - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
Time for that Life Alert button! - Janet:#TeamMonique
Indeed. With my luck, I'd have just taken it off to go to bed, but then remembered that I needed to lock the front door at the mid-level landing. Kaboom! #HelpIveFallenandIcantGetUp - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
This week is officially National Bike to Work Week. However, we'd like to encourage you to think of it as National Bike to Anywhere Week. Half of all trips Americans make are three miles or less—an easy biking distance. Imagine the good that would come if more people in your community tried biking...
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Write a pro-bike letter to your local newspaper editor. Ask them to promote and celebrate bicycling this May for National Bike Month. We've provided a suggested letter. Feel free to add your personal story about why you ride. Follow the linke and enter your information to get started. - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
A Fertilized World: How Agriculture Could Harm Us - AccuWeather.com - http://www.accuweather.com/en...
A Fertilized World: How Agriculture Could Harm Us - AccuWeather.com
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"Our planet’s soil simply could not grow enough food to provide all seven billion of us our accustomed diet. In fact, almost half of the nitrogen found in our bodies’ muscle and organ tissue started out in a fertilizer factory." - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ from Bookmarklet
Here's a link to the original article in National Geographic magazine: http://ngm.nationalgeographic.com/2013... - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
Daughter worked the midnight - 4 a.m. shift at the UW library this morning. I picked her up at 4 a.m. because I didn't want her walking home at that hour. I thought the area would be deserted, but finals week seems to bring out the students who get up WAY early to study, and those who prefer all-nighters. Ah, to be so young again.
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