Maude Lebowski: "What do you do for recreation?" | The Dude: "Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback." - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ

Walter Sobchak: "You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me." | The Dude: "Yeah, but Walter..." | Walter Sobchak: "Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish. These fucking amateurs..." - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ

Blond Treehorn Thug: [holding up a bowling ball] "What the fuck is this?" | The Dude: "Obviously you're not a golfer." - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ

I love that movie. - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ

The Dude: "That rug really tied the room together." - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ

Walter: "You're out of your element, Donny." - Jimminy IS Everybody

Bunny: "I'll suck your cock for $1000. If <Mr. Lebowski's Assistant whose name I can't remember> wants to watch he has to pay $100." - Jimminy IS Everybody