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Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
I went to a coffee shop in the Twin Cities early,this morning. Their credit card "machine" was down. Turned on my Android tablet and it wouldn't boot up properly. Drove back home to Wisconsin and the local grocer's checkout system is down.
Dang technology anyhow! - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ from Android
At this rate I may evolve from a duddite to a luddite... but would anyone even notice? - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ from Android
Dude. Don't go breaking all the tech in the Cities. ;) - maʀtha
Sometimes I just can't help myself, Martha. Apparently, anyway. - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
heh - maʀtha
How did the world manage before all the gadgets. - Stephan Planken from iPhone
Perhaps I've become some sort of ambulatory destructive EMP device. Which doesn't bode well for me should the day arrive that I need a pacemaker implant. - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
Indeed! - maʀtha
now I imagine you to be a character on Fringe - maʀtha
Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
Heading back to the Twin Cities today. I'll be attending the Red Green Show at The O'Shaunessy theater in St. Paul. I may try to get a roll of duct/duck tape signed. Keep and for those of you who'll be watching at home, keep your stick on the ice.
My sons bought the tickets for my Christmas present, so the three of us will be attending. A true male bonding experience, especially if the duct tape gets out of control. Looking forward to it. - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
And yes, I WAS just up there on Sunday. The plan was that I would stay there until today, but that would've meant staying at my-house-that-is-no-longer-my-house. I've done this for holidays in the past and it generally goes okay, though always a bit weird to be there in these now-not-so-new circumstances. Plans changed later on Sunday when things became rather untenable as far as... more... - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
"Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati" - Greg GuitarBuster
Right back at'cha, Compadre. - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ from Android
Love me some Red Green! [I just discovered that all 15 seasons are on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user... I need to get busy.] - Ken Morley
I didn't know Red Green's influence had spread to the U.S. Honestly, I kinda figured it was one of those "so Canadian no one else would get it" kind of shows. - Brent Schaus
(Enjoy the show, btw) - Brent Schaus
BTW Greg, the show opened with him asking the entire audience to get on their feet, cross their arms, and utter that credo. [To those of you among the uninitiated: "When all else fails, play dead." Because it's the "Possum Lodge"... get it?] - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
Eric Logan
Thanks to fracking, U.S. carbon emissions are at the lowest levels in 20 years. - http://www.slate.com/article...
Thanks to fracking, U.S. carbon emissions are at the lowest levels in 20 years.
Weather conditions around the world this summer have provided ample fodder for the global warming debate. Droughts and heat waves are a harbinger of our future, carbon cuts are needed now more than ever, and yet meaningful policies have not been enacted. But, beyond this well-trodden battlefield, something amazing has happened: Carbon-dioxide emissions in the United States have dropped to their lowest level in 20 years. Estimating on the basis of data from the US Energy Information Agency from the first five months of 2012, this year’s expected CO2 emissions have declined by more than 800 million tons, or 14 percent from their peak in 2007. The cause is an unprecedented switch to natural gas, which emits 45 percent less carbon per energy unit. The U.S. used to generate about half its electricity from coal, and roughly 20 percent from gas. Over the past five years, those numbers have changed, first slowly and now dramatically: In April of this year, coal’s share in power generation plummeted to just 32 percent, on par with gas. - Eric Logan from Bookmarklet
I'm still opposed to fracking despite the claims of lower CO2 emissions - Greg GuitarBuster
Is it better to pollute the water than the air? - Jenny H. from Android
The EPA is supposed to release a report soon. http://www2.epa.gov/hfstudy - Eric Logan
Amusing since I thought CO2 didn't matter. - Todd Hoff
It matters it's just not the control knob that it was touted to be. I think it's safe to say we don't want to be much above 600 PPM and energy innovation is the answer. - Eric Logan
Fracking is hardly innovation. It's the last gasp of an industry chewing up the world trying to maximize profits. - Todd Hoff
And since co2 now matters, imperfect control knob or not, I guess we should do something about it? - Todd Hoff
Natural gas is supposed to be a bridge fuel. I have concerns about methane and obviously water also. - Eric Logan
I oppose fracking for all the obvious reasons. - Sean McBride
What are the obvious reasons ? If continued carbon "pollution" is truly catastrophic ? - Eric Logan
"Is it better to pollute the water than the air? - Jenny H. from Android" Neither. But if they're polluting the water, they're doing it wrong. They've been fracking since 1949, so you would think they'd know by now. 65 years. They're not supposed to be using the water table or the drinking supply. They're supposed to be using waste water. - MRW_8
International Energy Agency doc on CO2 Emissions. http://www.iea.org/co2high... - MRW_8
OSHA 8-hour limit on CO2 is 5,000 PPM. Submarine is 8,000 PPM. - MRW_8
CO2 Pollution level, dangerous, is 50,000 PPM (5% of atmosphere). - MRW_8
You breathe out 40,000 PPM of CO2 every five seconds of your life. - MRW_8
Unfortunately, that's not the way they use the water in the Barnett shale in Texas. They use fresh water and truck the fracking waste to open pits and injection wells. Not to mention the crappy casing work. - Greg GuitarBuster
Then who the hell is regulating them? They shouldn't be allowed to get away with this. It's like painting baby cribs with lead paint. - MRW_8
The fracking 'waste' is supposed to fill the holes after it squeezes the gas to the surface. - MRW_8
The operators and the Texas Commission on Environmental Quality make "There will be Blood' look like a Sunday social. - Greg GuitarBuster
Eric, et al, I think you should read Andy Revkin (Dot Earth: NYT) and a discussion on this very topic today, in fact, tonight. http://dotearth.blogs.nytimes.com/2014... Revkin, rightly so, is doing what I admire: getting someone expert to interpret the single studies for him instead of running around like Chicken... more... - MRW_8
The ultimate "regulators" are the legislators who are doing everything they can to undercut/eliminate funding and staffing to agencies who *should* be doing onsite testing and sampling at these operations (mostly frack sand mining here in Wisconsin, though also some fracking extraction.) And they're the same legislators who, here in Wisconsin, have passed multiple laws limiting or... more... - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
Great points, Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ. The Oil Sands in Fort McMurray Alberta are so highly regulated that you can get an Environment Canada Widget for your Mac that gives you outdoor day and night air quality. Grant you, the widget itself only gives you a single-digit average of the various air pollutants, but I use it because when I was up there, I was shocked by the provincial measurements kept... more... - MRW_8
If anyone wants the widget: https://www.apple.com/downloa... I use two: Fort McMurray and Montreal PQ for comparison. - MRW_8
Thanks - Eric Logan
Dough Balls
A fatal wait: Veterans languish and die on a VA hospital's secret list - CNN.com - http://www.cnn.com/2014...
A fatal wait: Veterans languish and die on a VA hospital's secret list - CNN.com
"At least 40 U.S. veterans died waiting for appointments at the Phoenix Veterans Affairs Health Care system, many of whom were placed on a secret waiting list. The secret list was part of an elaborate scheme designed by Veterans Affairs managers in Phoenix who were trying to hide that 1,400 to 1,600 sick veterans were forced to wait months to see a doctor, according to a recently retired top VA doctor and several high-level sources." - Dough Balls from Bookmarklet
This is so fucked, I can't even deal with it till I calm down. At least it's making the rounds though. Social media and forums of vet groups I follow are blowing up about it. - t-ra: lose,find,repeat from Android
Meanwhile the hawks in Congress who want the U.S. to engage in intimidation through dick-swinging in the Ukraine are assuming more patriotic young men and women will step forward as "heroes" for the cause. Of course those "heroes" who are hurt but aren't "patriotic" enough to just die will become "lazy unemployed/entitlement-grabbing burdens on our nation" when they return injured and broken. - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
That's so awful. :-( - Tamara J. B. from FFHound(roid)!
WarLord
genius storage idea...this is actually in the house that I am trying to buy right now! I hope I get http://www.pinterest.com/pin...
Wow, that would be perfect for my kitchen situation. But I doubt it can be retrofit into 50 year old oak cabinets. - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
Andrew C (✔)
Besides "landlord", what modern words most evoke feudalism?
gentrification - Victor Ganata from iPhone
eminent domain (not that I feel that's a bad thing always but the word "domain" feels feudal to me). - Spidra Webster
Fealty - Micah from FFHound(roid)!
Realty --> realtor Fealty --> fealtor? - Spidra Webster
This is actually part of the reason behind why I hate addressing a group of women as "ladies". 'Lady' is the female equivalent to 'Lord' to me. - Spidra Webster
Also because of my American bias: queen, crown, realm :D - Victor Ganata from iPhone
sharecropper - Spidra Webster
payment in kind - Spidra Webster
dominatrix - Todd Hoff
commons - Spidra Webster
poaching - Spidra Webster
tribute - Spidra Webster
dowry - Spidra Webster
chattel - Spidra Webster
Of course, most of these aren't modern words but words that are medieval or pre-date the Middle Ages but have survived to our own in some form. - Spidra Webster
Yeah, I meant words that have survived till now. But I shoulda been more specific (and yet subjective too) by specifying modern -and- commonly used. - Andrew C (✔) from Android
gentleman - Spidra Webster
boner - Dough Balls
Steve, you scamp! - Spidra Webster
There are actually a lot of medieval throwbacks in legal speech. Estoppel, escheat, eminent domain, etc. - Spidra Webster
Milk of the poppy <wink> - Micah from FFHound(roid)!
watery tart - Brent Schaus
bankrupt. - Betsy
mortgage - Betsy
Baron --> Thane --> Thegn --> Comitatus... the further back in history one goes, the more direct the linkage between land ownership and military service. Loyalty in war begets awards of property - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
Johnny
Fun Fact From My Barber: The beard hair on the left of my face is 40% thicker than the right. http://t.co/aYI6ZkN5WO
Fun Fact From My Barber: The beard hair on the left of my face is 40% thicker than the right. http://t.co/aYI6ZkN5WO
same here. 30%, at least. - Big Joe Silence
I don't know that mine is necessarily thicker on either side, but mine definitely grows toward the left; I have been known, on occasion, to brush it toward the right in order to try to straighten it out. - COMPLICATED MR. NOODLE
In my case, since I try to sleep predominantly on my left side (for various medical reasons that I won't go into) my facial hair and my pate hair tend to thin on that side. - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
Stephan Planken
The cats had a busy night: eight dead mice on the doormat this morning.
Wow! - Stephen Mack from iPhone
They've been bringing them to the door daily since a week, but this is a record. I have seen them late at night teaming up once they know our dog is inside. - Stephan Planken from iPhone
I think I need to borrow a couple of them. I saw some tell tale signs of mice in my garage when it was really cold outside. Put out some Just One Bite baits and haven't seen any more signs of them. But I always wonder. Since I've been storing my neighbor's stuff, and will be for another week or so, I'd hate for them to have any critter damage. - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
Do they eat em? - Amir
Usually they don't. - Stephan Planken from iPhone
They are useful here, Mark. With the ground water so high the gophers are moving towards the house so the cats will be busy. - Stephan Planken from iPhone
Melly
When a boy's gotta go, a boy's gotta go! - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
Steven Perez
90 degrees today. Going to be 99 degrees on Sunday. Spring is officially over in San Antonio.
Now begins summer, or as we call it here in San Antonio, "AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I'M ON FIRE AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH" - Steven Perez
*sekritly plans an October blizzard for Michigan* - Steven Perez
Could you redirect some of that winter weather towards San Antonio? - John (bird whisperer)
No he couldn't because he hates me apparently. - MoTO ChilliSauce
Every time I try, it boomerangs back to Barry. A mystery, methinks. - Steven Perez from Android
Spring is still trying to gain a sure foothold here. Below freezing tonight & tomorrow night. - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ from Android
Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
Wow, ASUS has a crappy support site. Click on the menu, goto "Self Service." Says I need to create a case file. Click on "Create case file" button, takes me to main menu. Rinse/ repeat. Tried "Live Chat", says I need to create a case file Rinse/repeat. And so on...
My Android tablet starts the power up sequence, but then goes into infinite loading mode after ASUS Logo appears. There logo says Inspiring "Innovation * Persistent Perfection"... guess they forgot to add "Sucky Support" to their tagline. - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ from Android
Tried a hard reset with no luck. Just wanting to confirm that there isn't another reset sequence. Limited warranty is one year I purchased this one almost exactly one year ago. Need to get my battle armor on... gonna be a showdown. - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ from Android
And now the dang thing won't power off either. Looks like I'll have to let the "loading" spiral keep spinning away until the battery runs down. This can't be good. - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ from Android
This seems to be some sort of weird trend. I'm finding a lot of places lately where I end up in a vicious cycle on the phone; companies will have separate numbers for various things (sales, support, etc.), you call the number specific to what you want, and the main receptionist picks up, asking where you want your call directed, then they transfer your call, and you get a voicemail system telling you to call the number you called in the first place. - COMPLICATED MR. NOODLE
Also, the Live Chat support requires a model ID and a serial number. There's no plate or sticker with the serial number on the exterior of the tablet, so the way for me to get it is from the settings "info" screen, which I can't get to! Note to self: If,we get through alive, place sticker with serial number on bottom of tablet. - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ from Android
Ugh. That's worse than the fact that the instruction manual for the Nexus 7 is only available as an e-book on the tablet itself; so you can't view the instructions until you've actually figured out how to use the stupid thing. - COMPLICATED MR. NOODLE
Okay... figured out that one of the two identically-sized pinhole openings is actually a microphone, and the other is the reset pinhole. Neither has any,kind of label or icon denoting function. In other words, I probably trashed the built-in mic while trying perform a yard reset. Oh well... anyway, after the battry ran down I hoped it might correct whatever power up glitch was causing... more... - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ from Android
[Ed. Note: As much as I may wish I could reset my yard, that wouldn't really help matters with my Android tablet, now would it! As you hopefully have discerned already, I intended to type HARD reset in the previous comment. Thank you for your patience.] - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
Maybe it's time to buy a Nexus 7? - COMPLICATED MR. NOODLE
I fear you may be right, Mr. Noodle. I've tried several more resets, but it still won't get past the initial logo screen and the start of the ROM BIOS loading process. If this were a PC I'd listen for the hard drive initialization, and check CMOS settings. Maybe re-sys the system tracks on the boot drive. And ultimately re-flash the ROM bios. But I don't have a clue how to do comparable actions on a tablet. Wish I did. - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ from Android
Melly
What time is it where you are right?
now - Melly
9:36 AM - ellbeecee
9:36 AM. *looks around for Ellbeecee* - LB: Ratchet Bear
She's upstairs. - Melly
Where are you Lucretia? - Melly
:) - Melly
I'm right ALL the time! - Starmama from FFHound(roid)!
8:40 a.m. in OKC - Kirsten
(currently 6:40 am in California) - Starmama from FFHound(roid)!
It's 11:40pm here. - Melly
9:45am - ronin
It's 3pm in Yorkshire! - Heleninstitches
9:01am - Yolanda
7:01am - Mary Carmen
4:02pm (Milan!) - Monica Belushi
Where are you, melly? - Monica Belushi
9:03AM (Winnipeg, Canada) - AJ Batac
7:13am - Tamara J. B.
16:22. - Jenny H. from Android
6:52 PM - Hamed
07:23 - imabonehead
7:53 a.m., but it's an hour after you wrote that. And, I guess, 52 minutes after Mary Carmen responded. - Walt Crawford
11:07am - Meg VMeg
10:08am - lris
11:08 a.m. - COMPLICATED MR. NOODLE
10:10 am - Steven Perez from Android
11:10am 2 hours after you posted. - Jim is digging out. from iPhone
17:11, almost done at work! - Xabaras (G.O.)
11:55 am (Chapel Hill, NC) - Stephan!e•CogSc!L!brar!an
11:57 am - MoTO ChilliSauce
11:40 am - Betsy
As a married man, it is seldom I am right. :P - (Curtis/Alan) Jackson
12:12 pm - Brent Schaus
20:14 - Mark H
Now it's 3:18 PM. How'd that happen? - ellbeecee
6:01 (18:01, that is.) - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
Getting later and later. - Uli
No, wait! 18:02! - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
4:33 pm Pacific Time on April 23. - Corinne L
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! http://www.youtube.com/watch... - Spidra Webster
WITH A BASEBALL BAT! - Big Joe Silence
6:36pm CDT - Big Joe Silence
6:04pm Rocky mt time (with daylight savings) - Joe - Systems Analyst
8:13 in Michigan - Marissa
Hey, another Michigan person! *waves* It's 8:50 PM in Michigan now. - Laura
3pm in Hawaii (Maui) - Jennifer Dittrich from FFHound!
7:31 pm - Micah from FFHound(roid)!
9:33 in New Jersey. - John (bird whisperer)
My clock is blinking 12:00. - Not Me
6.24 am in Italia, going to running (ciao Lucretia! <3) - aurora from YouFeed
Steven Perez
MORE LIKE THIS, BARRY!
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And immediately I thought: "Lawnmower Man" - MoTO ChilliSauce
I use that hat to scare the tourists. :-) - Steven Perez from Android
El Mariachi! " Is there something in the guitar case?" "Yes." "What?" "My guitar." BamBAMbamBAMBAM!!! - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
It's him! It's really him!! #RedGreen
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You can't ACTUALLY tell it's him from this far away (in the photo) but trust me, I'd know those suspenders anywhere. - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ from Android
Wow, he can really draw a good crowd. The O'Shaunessey isn't a huge auditorium, but it isn't small either . Only a few empty seats in the place. Dude is making some money! Good show, though it was different than I had expected. He basically told stories and related jokes the whole time; a one man show. Was expecting that there would be a few skits or at least appearance by others from the show. Very funny in any case. - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ from Android
Also, St. Catherine's College/University (home of the O'Shaunessey Auditorium) is a beautiful campus. Been by it many times over the years, but this is the first time I've been inside the wrought iron gates. Felt like I should take my shoes off before walking across the grounds! - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ from Android
Stephen Mack
Happy Birthday Adam (of Adam and Tam), Helen, Kelly, Tudor, and me!
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Is there any other day when five FFers share a birthday? I think not! - Stephen Mack
Happy collective Birthday!!!!!!!!!! - Uli
Happy birthday! - Spidra Webster
Happy day! - LB: Ratchet Bear from Android
Happy birthday! - Maitani
Woo-hoo! - Betsy from FFHound(roid)!
Hap5y birth5ays evereryone! :)) - WoH: Professor MOTHRA
Happy B'day all.. !! - Peter Dawson
Happy birthdays! - Stephan Planken from iPhone
Happy Birthday Everyone! - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
Wow, what a great day for FriendFeed! Happy Birthday, everyone! - vicster: full-bodied
Happy birthday! - John (bird whisperer)
Happy birthday!! - Tamara J. B. from FFHound(roid)!
Happy Birthday! - Kevin Johnson
Happy birthdays! - Eivind from Android
Happy birthday! - Katy S
Happy birthday to all of you! - Zulema ❧ spicy cocoa tart from Android
Wow, you guys are all sorts of stacked up, aren’t you? Happy birthday to everybody! - Akiva
Happy Birthday!! - Georgia
HAPPY BIRTHDAYS! - Starmama from FFHound(roid)!
Feliz cumpleanos, everyone! :-) - CarlC
Happy Birthday, y'all! - Kristin
Happy Birthday, fabulous people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Melly
happy birthday!!!! - RudĩϐЯaЯïan from YouFeed
oh my goodness all the fabulous! wishing a great day for all of you! - t-ra: lose,find,repeat
Reason to celebrate! Happy birthday to all!! - Kathy
Happy birthday all! - Eric - Watch Me Now
That's so cool! Happy Birthday, all! - Yvonne
Happy birthday to all five of you! - Anne Bouey
Goodness it should be a friendfeed holiday with all those superstars having the same special day - Dough Balls
Wow! Happy birthday to you all! <3 - Jennifer Dittrich from FFHound!
Happy birthday to the FFFabFive! - Corinne L
Happy birthday to you all! - Mary Carmen
Happy Birthday, all! - Brent Schaus
Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
Do others here enjoy creating fictional dialogue (or monologue) for the various images that appear here on FF. I post a few as comments to those posts, but mostly they just remain in my brain. I can entertain myself for hours in this way.
Animals are especially inspiring for such things, though images people can work well, too. Inanimate objects are sometimes the most conducive to creative dialogue. - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
I received a very nice Thank You note from someone across the big water on Saturday. I was away on Sunday so just opened it yesterday. I'm considering sending a thank you note for the thank you note, but I'm pretty sure this would continue on into 'finity. Thank you, Helen. And HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
I once had a friend who wrote thank you notes and sent them IMMEDIATELY after receiving a gift, or any other kindness. Back in the days of one day mail service (in the same city, at least) her thank you notes would arrive the day after the gift had been given. She knew this was somewhat annoying to those of us who are terribly slow about such things, but that was a big part of why she did so. And that made it fun. In any case, I may have to do a stealth thank you when it is least expected. - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
I just like getting post that's not bills or junk - so I think others will too ;-) - Heleninstitches
Indeed we do, Helen. And such things are becoming a rarity these days. Thank you. You made me smile when I saw/opened the card, just because it seemed like just the sort of thing you would do. And that's a good thing, of course. - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
Steven Perez
Oklahoma Will Charge Customers Who Install Their Own Solar Panels | ThinkProgress - http://thinkprogress.org/climate...
Oklahoma Will Charge Customers Who Install Their Own Solar Panels | ThinkProgress
"Oklahoma residents who produce their own energy through solar panels or small wind turbines on their property will now be charged an additional fee, the result of a new bill passed by the state legislature and expected to be signed into law by Gov. Mary Fallin (R). On Monday, S.B. 1456 passed the state House 83-5 after no debate. The measure creates a new class of customers: those who install distributed power generation systems like solar panels or small wind turbines on their property and sell the excess energy back to the grid. While those with systems already installed won’t be affected, the new class of customers will now be charged a monthly fee — a shift that happened quickly and caught many in the state off guard. “We knew nothing about it and all of a sudden it’s attached to some other bill,” Ctaci Gary, owner of Sun City Oklahoma, told ThinkProgress. “It just appeared out of nowhere.”" - Steven Perez from Bookmarklet
Interesting. I'm trying to think creatively about how this could backfire on the utilities. - Brian Johns
How stupid. One would think they would be encouraging this. - Eric Logan from FFHound!
The Koch Brothers and ALEC strike again see Salon for more info: The Koch brothers are going after solar panels http://www.salon.com/2014... via @Salon - WarLord
people going 100% off-grid WRT electric utility? how do you charge someone who is no longer a customer? - Big Joe Silence
It looks like more freedom for us. - Todd Hoff
The purpose of the smart grid was to allow energy producers to sell electricity back to the grid. T. Boone Pickens the Oklahoma Oil billionaire has been promoting it for quite awhile. http://www.pickensplan.com/theplan - Eric Logan
YOU'RE DOIN' FINE OKLAHOMA, OKLAHOMA... OKLAHOMA, O FER CRYIN' OUT LOUD! - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ from Android
Big Joe Silence
$300 used but with full tech support. one knob, one switch, 3 LEDs and 18 DIN MIDI ports. outputs musical insanity of the best stripe. - Big Joe Silence
Wow, my sonic toothbrush only has one speed. [Or perhaps that's a photo of a control console for a multi-phase *personal* vibration device?] - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ from Android
Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
I didn't get much sleep last night, so I took a nap earlier. During said nap I dreamed that Maya Rudolph was my maid, and we ended up flirtatiously joking around... and then we were about to engage in naughtiness...when I woke up. I think Maya is funny, but I've never that sort of attraction to her. #notsurewhatitmeans
She did look pretty good in that maid's outfit, tho'. - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ from Android
I think maybe I need to eat more roughage. - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ from Android
Also, "roughage" looks really weird to me there. Had to check it with Google to make sure I hadn't misspelled it. - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ from Android
Did you eat pizza. - Janet
No pizza, or any thing spicy. Honey bunches of oats, actually. - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ from Android
I should add that Maya's Frenchmaid-uniformed body looked a lot like Halle Berry's Frenchmaid-uniformed body. - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ from Android
You need to take a cold shower. I know I needed to when I woke up today, for some strange reason. - Uli
Your reasons are likely much clearer and more socially acceptable than mine, Uli. - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ from Android
Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
Couldn't figure out why the new password I had just enabled was being denied when I tried to login. Turns out that the predictive autocorrect settings become radically more aggressive when I switch from the docking keyboard to the touchscreen keyboard on my tablet. Looks fine, then hit enter and BOOM! NEW PASSWORD ENTRY!
Seriously people, is this *progress*? - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
Autocorrect in a password field?? - Stephan Planken from iPhone
Apparently, Stephan. Never haad that happen before. Either that or some malware is messing with my mind. - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
I had autocorrect on CAPTCHA the other day. Ugh! - Rebecca Hedreen
I also cannot figure out why I keep getting autocorrected for things like "It's a s...." (some word that starts with 's') changed to "It' same". Last time I checked -it'- was not a word. I get this with all sorts of contractions. - Rebecca Hedreen
Jessie
Recycling Tokyo Crows Build Their Nests Out of Coat Hangers | Oddity Central - Collecting Oddities - http://www.odditycentral.com/animals...
Recycling Tokyo Crows Build Their Nests Out of Coat Hangers | Oddity Central - Collecting Oddities
Recycling Tokyo Crows Build Their Nests Out of Coat Hangers | Oddity Central - Collecting Oddities
"But perhaps the most amazing crow nests are the ones built around Tokyo, Japan. Twigs and other natural materials are hard to come by in the busy metropolis, so the birds settle for the next best thing, and that seems to be coat hangers. You have got to see pictures to believe it! A blogger had posted some of these images way back in 2005, after solving the mystery of the missing hangers from her back yard. But it isn’t just the one nest – it seems that Japanese Jungle Crows are compulsive collectors of hangers!" - Jessie from Bookmarklet
"C'mon laady! Do some more laundry! I got nest to build and eggs to lay! Let's MOVE IT!" - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
Johnny
Moustache Wax is my new jam. @RLWorthington isn't amused. http://t.co/LJz65RGrbY
Moustache Wax is my new jam.  @RLWorthington isn't amused. http://t.co/LJz65RGrbY
We used to be able to buy at the local drugstore chain with an option of three color choices (clear, brown and something else that I can't recall right now.) When I went to get some last year (for the first time in 5 or 6 years, or longer) they told me they no longer carry it! So, just because it's the sort of product one buys 2x a decade they should stop carrying it? I DON'T THINK SO! - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
Also, for many of us back in our late teen years, if it weren't for dark moustache wax we didin't HAVE a moustache! - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
Zulema ❧ spicy cocoa tart
RT @facespics: The paper clip from Microsoft has fallen on hard times https://twitter.com/FacesPi...
RT @facespics: The paper clip from Microsoft has fallen on hard times http://t.co/56LRy31io7
:))) - sulesin
That looks like a "wall version" of some sort of "Mystery Science Theater 3000" program variant. - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
I took two large boxes of clothes to Goodwill today. Some of them were nearly new, but that's the problem... had them for a year or more but didn'twear them. I need to be smarter aboutwhat I buy.
In the past I would have succumbed to "anchor bias" and kept them because I'd spent the money. But it makes more sense to let someone else get use out of them, after all. I feel like I just took a step toward growing up! - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
Also, I feel as though I made a post about this already. Maybe I also took a step toward senility. - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
Yay! - Amit Patel
I definitely have some "hoarder" DNA in my genes. (Or, more accurately, hoarder genes in my DNA.) Gotta fight that for all I'm worth. - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
Steven Perez
Barry and Bunneh @ The Alamo http://instagram.com/p...
Barry and Bunneh @ The Alamo http://instagram.com/p/m88fmgKkGE/
You couldn't bring him the sun so he went to you. What a guy! - Spidra Webster
I promised Barry that I'd turn off the snow. :-) - Steven Perez from Android
Also, got to meet Wife and Waif. Tickled that they thought I wasn't real. :-D - Steven Perez from Android
#bunnehMoTO I swear there was a snow bank following him - MoTO ChilliSauce from Android
So much awesome in one picture. - Tamara J. B. from FFHound(roid)!
Hey, you leave Vera alone. I raised her from a mere snowflake. :D - Steven Perez
i need to meet both you guys. :) - Big Joe Silence
Mega jealous! - Jenny H. from Android
*melts* - Heleninstitches
Too bad it was the briefest of meet ups. Unfortunately, no beers were killed. We will have to fix that next time. - MoTO ChilliSauce from Android
If ever there was a recipe for trouble... - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
We just didn't have enough time... this time - MoTO ChilliSauce from Android
Micah
2-part Question: 1) Right or Left-handed? 2) If using only one earphone, Right or Left ear? (format: R+L = Right-hand, Left-ear)
R+L - Micah
same - Anne Bouey
L+R, I usually walk on the right side of people, keeping the left ear open for possible interaction is a plus. - Neal Krummell
L+L - Kevin Johnson from Android
R+R, because the controls are on the right. - Not Me
R + L - Spidra Webster
L+L - Lnorigb from FFHound!
R+R - Bren
Right handed. Left ear. - Rodfather from Android
L, but I never go with just one ear. I'm either all or nothing. - Hookuh Tinypants from FreshFeed
R+R - Jenny H. from Android
ALL OR NOTHING - Akiva
L+R, but the earphone thing is mostly due to physical oddities with my left ear. - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
R+depends what side people try to talk to me through otherwise I'm always both. - Zulema ❧ spicy cocoa tart from Android
R+L - Harold
L+R, even before my iPod's headphone jack started to forget the left side audio. EDIT: thinking it over, now I think I preferred left. But the headphone jack's been busted for so long, I don't know anymore. - Betsy
L+no pref - Stephen Mack from iPhone
R+L - Melly
Right hand left ear, when I'm in bed watching Netflix or something on my phone, if I lie on my right side the earbud bugs the hell out of me. Because of the number of robberies/assaults in our area, I've taught Jayden to only listen with one ear in public so he won't be completely oblivious. He's left-handed & his listening ear appears to be his right. - Starmama from FFHound(roid)!
R+L - Mary Carmen
L+L - Julie Kane
R+no preference, but happens often - Lisa L. Seifert from iPhone
Derrick
I spent the evening with two lovely cats on my lap, (and watching Frozen!) but when I wanted another brownie, or needed to top off my sangria, I pushed them to the floor. #sorrynotsorry #SaturdayFF
It can be done! - Derrick
A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
No amount of pussy gonna stop D gettin' it DONE. (Sorry, couldn't help myself). - Johnny from iPhone
They didn't seem to mind. - Derrick
I do it all the time. Mine have learned that if I say "I'm sorry" that they need to jump off of me. - Katy S from iPhone
They didn't claw your legs up in an attempt to stay on? - Melly
Nope. - Derrick from iPhone
NO! they're going to report you to the SPCA!!! (lol) - Stephan!e•CogSc!L!brar!an
Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
I just penned a lengthy #SaturdayFF in which I relate a quasi-romantic relationship during my college years, and the stupendously obtuse manner in which I mucked up everything. Just as I was about to cut & paste it into FF, sanity regained control of my brain. You have been spared this recount. You're welcome.
I may try to rework it as a graphic novel, however. - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
My role will be portrayed by a Tony Stark-like character, and my female counterpart will bear a surprising resemblence to Scarlett Johansson. - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
Joe "The Anvil" Pierce
as currently as April of 2014 the ability to regularly correctly fold a fitted sheet is a court permissible way to prove that somebody is practicing witchcraft.
I had a successful moment last folding session. I was amazed and amused and certain I won't be able to repeat this. - Janet from FFHound!
Perfect != roll it into a ball and toss it into the linen closet? - Kevin Johnson from Android
^ Works for me. - Stephan Planken from iPhone
People keep trying to tell me/show me that folding a fitted sheet is actually possible. This is cruel deception at its worst. - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
There are so many more important things to worry about. :) - Stephan Planken from iPhone
I get the 'how' but I lack the fitted sheet folding gene. - Shannon - GlassMistress
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