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Derrick
I spent the evening with two lovely cats on my lap, (and watching Frozen!) but when I wanted another brownie, or needed to top off my sangria, I pushed them to the floor. #sorrynotsorry #SaturdayFF
It can be done! - Derrick
A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
No amount of pussy gonna stop D gettin' it DONE. (Sorry, couldn't help myself). - Johnny from iPhone
They didn't seem to mind. - Derrick
I do it all the time. Mine have learned that if I say "I'm sorry" that they need to jump off of me. - Katy S from iPhone
They didn't claw your legs up in an attempt to stay on? - Melly
Nope. - Derrick from iPhone
NO! they're going to report you to the SPCA!!! (lol) - Stephan!e•CogSc!L!brar!an
Joe "The Anvil" Pierce
as currently as April of 2014 the ability to regularly correctly fold a fitted sheet is a court permissible way to prove that somebody is practicing witchcraft.
I had a successful moment last folding session. I was amazed and amused and certain I won't be able to repeat this. - Janet from FFHound!
Perfect != roll it into a ball and toss it into the linen closet? - Kevin Johnson from Android
^ Works for me. - Stephan Planken from iPhone
People keep trying to tell me/show me that folding a fitted sheet is actually possible. This is cruel deception at its worst. - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
There are so many more important things to worry about. :) - Stephan Planken from iPhone
I get the 'how' but I lack the fitted sheet folding gene. - Shannon - GlassMistress
WarLord
1950 Ford Coupe... My parents had a white one when I was little. http://www.pinterest.com/pin...
We had a '52. My dad had it repainted in the late 50's when I was a toddler. One of earliest memories I have--and one of the few that I've retained-is of him driving the car down the road on the hill leading to our house. Gleaming black paint, wide whitewall tires... beauteous. - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
Steven Perez
Barry and Bunneh @ The Alamo http://instagram.com/p...
Barry and Bunneh @ The Alamo http://instagram.com/p/m88fmgKkGE/
You couldn't bring him the sun so he went to you. What a guy! - Spidra Webster
I promised Barry that I'd turn off the snow. :-) - Steven Perez from Android
Also, got to meet Wife and Waif. Tickled that they thought I wasn't real. :-D - Steven Perez from Android
#bunnehMoTO I swear there was a snow bank following him - MoTO Moca Blend from Android
So much awesome in one picture. - Tamara J. B. from FFHound(roid)!
Hey, you leave Vera alone. I raised her from a mere snowflake. :D - Steven Perez
i need to meet both you guys. :) - Big Joe Silence
Mega jealous! - Jenny H. from Android
*melts* - Heleninstitches
Too bad it was the briefest of meet ups. Unfortunately, no beers were killed. We will have to fix that next time. - MoTO Moca Blend from Android
If ever there was a recipe for trouble... - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
Johnny
With the right amount of moustache wax, I could almost rock a Yukon Cornelius cosplay. http://t.co/9JfvAhTUpF
With the right amount of moustache wax, I could almost rock a Yukon Cornelius cosplay. http://t.co/9JfvAhTUpF
Melly
Emily's running around the room naked, Hippo in one hand and magic wand in the other, singing "I got a cutie bum! I got a cutie bum!" #fb
She won't have ANY problems landing boyfriends when she grows up! - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
She's not having boyfriends. Or girlfriends. Never, ever, ever. Nope. - Melly
I declared the same re my daughter. She didn't listen. - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
John Cleese
In response to the news that flesh will be revealed at the Python Reunion, I’ve started getting into shape. https://twitter.com/JohnCle...
Spidra Webster
Here Is The Male Version Of Power Girl's Boob Window (NSFW) - http://io9.com/here-is...
Here Is The Male Version Of Power Girl's Boob Window (NSFW)
"Power Girl's costume is infamous for showing off her particular endowments, but what would be the equivalent for a similarly outfitted Power Lad? Artist Cory Walker came up with this male-bodied take on Power Girl, moving her boob window down to the groin. Now showing off the groin isn't exactly equivalent to showing off the breasts, but just like I fear that the breasts will pop out of so many female costumes, I'd be afraid that Power Lad would find his little lad flapping in the wind. This would be convenient if Power Lad needed to relieve himself on the fly, though, sort of like a wildly inappropriate boxer flap." - Spidra Webster from Bookmarklet
I wish the Hawkeye Project and that ilk had come out 20 years ago. I kept trying to get my then-bf to see what I was talking about and he always denied it saying "Superheroes have idealized physiques, too". I was rusty enough on my drafting skills that I didn't have the ability to illustrate the male equivalent (or as close to it as we can get) so that he could actually see what I was talking about. - Spidra Webster
LB: Ratchet Bear
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: new laptop purchased. :)
Congrats. I need to do that, but HATE shopping & making the move. Was forced to buy a new printer today...and not wild about that process. (Canon Pixma MX992, if anyone cares.) - Walt Crawford
I went with a basic ASUS 15.6" with a touchscreen. - LB: Ratchet Bear from Android
Where did you get it from? Congrats!! I got me a tablet! - Jenny
Best Buy. What kind did you end up with? - LB: Ratchet Bear from Android
I'm in the market for a new laptop right now and I'm having trouble making a decision. What made you go with the ASUS? - Katy S
Hrm. It was a reasonably priced option with a touchscreen and built-in DVD, Katy. Those were things I wanted. :) - LB: Ratchet Bear from Android
I got a Samsung Galaxy Tab 3. It's 16 GB, but I don't need more. Apps don't take up that much room and for any pictures it has an SD slot and I won't be putting music on it. Going to a 32 GB was about 120 more and I just don't need it. Had to order online from Bestbuy b/c they didn't have in the store. - Jenny
Zamms
YOU GUYS, I AM NOW MARRIED TO A DOCTOR!!!!!!!!
woot!!! - Derrick
WOOOOOOOOO - lris
*dances and hugs everyone* - lris
Gratz! Trophy husband status achieved. :) - Lnorigb from FFHound!
Turn your head and cough? - Johnny from iPhone
Hey, I don't talk about our personal life in public, Johnny... oh wait, I saw what you did there... - Zamms
Does your wife know about this? - Steele Lawman
*rimshot* - Zamms
shut the front door! (tell her congrats) - Meg VMeg
I will! I will also shut the front door. - Zamms
GREAT NEWS!!!!... um, so i have this pain on my left side? - MoTO Moca Blend
Yeah, and I've got this rash... - Melly
Were these ailments caused by the social networking between Broadway producers, directors, and writers? - Zamms
By "social networking" you mean what exactly? - MoTO Moca Blend
In the sociological sense, not the interwebs sense. - Zamms
"Ooh babe, that's SO GOOD! Hey, while you're down there... does that look infected to you?" #ThingsNOTtoDoOnYourHoneymoon <Ducks & runs> - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ from Android
Ducks and Runs are also #ThingsNOTtoDoOnYourHoneymoon - Zamms
Truth. - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ from Android
ωαřмaiden ❤Bassetmom❤
Our very first wedding anniversary gift, and it is beautiful! Thank you, Helen & Pete, for remembering! This is going in a place of honor (honour?) on our wall :)
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All Helen's work :-) - Pete
Yay! I'm glad it got there, and hope it cheered you up following all your trials and tribulations these past few weeks. I did get the right date, didn't I? Didn't have time last year since you eloped ;-) - Heleninstitches
The date is correct! It's perfect! Thanks so much! :) - Jed
neat - Steve C
Those Smith's are really something. As are you two! xx - Melly
Todd Hoff
Awesome! Plant Breeders Release First 'Open Source Seeds' : The Salt : NPR - http://www.npr.org/blogs...
Awesome! Plant Breeders Release First 'Open Source Seeds' : The Salt : NPR
"A group of scientists and food activists is launching a campaign Thursday to change the rules that govern seeds. They're releasing 29 new varieties of crops under a new "open source pledge" that's intended to safeguard the ability of farmers, gardeners and plant breeders to share those seeds freely." - Todd Hoff from Bookmarklet
Mary Carmen
I got her an Elmo doll. Based on her reaction you'd think rainbows shot out it's ass. Oh to be that happy about little things.
Wait till you show her the box /-) - Shannon - GlassMistress
Uli
Uli
6 months of marriage today. Conclusion: Works like a charm. #inlove #bestwifeintheworld #goodmorningdarlinggirl
Yes, it do! And thank you, darling man. xoxoxo - Kirsten
I haven't given you your prezzie yet! - Uli
But I know what it is. Besides, I wasn't thanking you for my present. - Kirsten
LB: Ratchet Bear
RT @meredithfrost: Astonishing work by 16-year-old artist Shania McDonagh. This is a drawing, folks. http://www.thisiscolossal.com/2014... https://twitter.com/Meredit...
RT @meredithfrost: Astonishing work by 16-year-old artist Shania McDonagh. This is a drawing, folks. http://www.thisiscolossal.com/2014/04/sixteen-year-old-artist-wins-art-competition/ http://t.co/giWX8sEAcc
Steven Perez
COMPLICATED MR. NOODLE
Making some special Easter pancakes for the kidlet tonight. http://instagram.com/p...
Making some special Easter pancakes for the kidlet tonight. http://instagram.com/p/m3lwmHQOTQ/
Pretty sure I got this idea from a story someone posted here on FF a few days ago. Whoever that was; thank you. They were a big hit. - COMPLICATED MR. NOODLE from WinForFeed
Derrick
dadandahalf called me late last night, after I'd gone to bed, but the sentiment and sweetness in his voice was maybe the best gift ever.
Sarah G.
I'm in Amsterdam. They said "do you want mayonnaise?" And I said "just a little." https://twitter.com/sglassm...
I'm in Amsterdam. They said "do you want mayonnaise?" And I said "just a little." http://t.co/H90lTkOPb6
That's rather disgusting. - Greg GuitarBuster
I would fuck that up in a heartbeat. - Hookuh Tinypants
Lol - Sarah G. from iPhone
(I would probably regret it later, but in the moment? Oh yeahhhhhh...) - Hookuh Tinypants
o patatesleri kızartırken domuz yağı mı ne kullanıyolar öğkkk...nası bi kokudur o? çok fena valla:)) cıkk...cıkk...hiç hoş deil.) - neferteti
At least it isn't Miracle Whip. But still, ewwww. - sglassme
Maybe they have some with cilantro sauce. - Sarah G.
Chimichurri FTW!! - sglassme
ah yes, Amsterdam chips and mayo... good times. - t-ra: lose,find,repeat
Except formal the free thinking people amd bicyclists, I think Mr 43 would appreciate Amsterdam and it's "French Fries in a cone store on every block" ways. - Sarah G.
If only there were crab cakes. He would probably even grow to appreciate the bicyclists. - sglassme
OMG SO GOOD! - Eric - Watch Me Now
i cannot say what came to mind when i saw that photo. too many have blocked me already. - Big Joe Silence
Jessie
Dallas Photographer Mike Mezeul Captured the Best "Blood Moon" Photo of All | Dallas Observer - http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/unfairp...
Dallas Photographer Mike Mezeul Captured the Best "Blood Moon" Photo of All | Dallas Observer
"If you didn't stay up late on Monday night to witness the "Blood Moon," fear not. The cosmos have conveniently scheduled three reruns over the next two years. Can't wait six months? Observer freelancer Mike Mezeul II has you covered. He's the guy who shot the time-lapse photo you've probably already seen on your social media feed. (When my mother-in-law posts it on her Facebook feed, describing it as merely "viral" is woefully inadequate.) The Baltimore Sun's photography blog caught up with Mezeul for an explanation of how he did it. Short answer: He stood out in the cold for a really long time." - Jessie from Bookmarklet
Micah
"A man facing deportation from Sweden has been granted a temporary reprieve after fellow passengers aboard his flight to Iran prevented it from taking off by refusing to fasten their seat belts." http://slog.thestranger.com/slog...
Bedlam! - Mark Trapp
ωαřмaiden ❤Bassetmom❤
Igor, winking and smiling. One in a million phone camera shot. Spread the happy :)
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Jessie
Zuckerberg Vows Facebook Will Shoot Down Google Drones : The New Yorker - http://www.newyorker.com/online...
Zuckerberg Vows Facebook Will Shoot Down Google Drones : The New Yorker
"MENLO PARK, CA (The Borowitz Report)—One day after Google outbid Facebook for a manufacturer of solar-powered drones, Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg served warning that his company was prepared to blow Google’s drones out of the skies. At a presentation for Facebook employees at the company’s headquarters in Menlo Park, Zuckerberg announced plans to build a $24 billion Facebook laser shield, a global network of satellites capable of identifying and incinerating Google drones in midair. Zuckerberg delighted his audience with a brief animated demonstration showing a Facebook satellite locking in on a Google drone and obliterating it with a green laser. “Unfriended, bitch,” said Zuckerberg, to a roaring ovation from his employees." - Jessie from Bookmarklet
" Within an hour, Google responded with a stern warning of is own, vowing, “Any act of aggression against Google drones will not stand.” To that end, the company announced that it was prepared to shoot down Facebook’s laser satellites with a long-range super cannon called Google Gun. " - Jessie
I put my money on Google. Zuckerberg will extract as much private information from participants as he can, but he'll end up ceding that actual destructive weapons battle to Google, or maybe Jeff Bezos. He's equally ruthless and I'm pretty sure he could take the other two in a fist fight. - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
I think Google may have a leg up in the robot wars. - Ken Morley
Andrew C (✔)
RT @teapartycat: That awkward moment when the GOP denies racism still exists and then Hank Aaron is flooded with hate mail: http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewir...
Micah
Mary Carmen
Happy Monday!
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Good morning, MC and Mariella. :) - Steven Perez
That child is going to take over the world. Put a good word in for Unca Barry? - MoTO Moca Blend
دختر مری کارمن هم به دنیا آمد و تو نیامدی - alireza6211
حالت چطوره مری ؟ - alireza6211
Hey Ali! I'm really well. How are you? What's new and exciting? - Mary Carmen
Dear Mary ! please kiss your cute baby from me :* no new news I am still alive unfortunately :) - alireza6211
Will, do! And it is fortunate that you are alive! - Mary Carmen
Thanks ! you are kind . I like to smell top of babies head .. infallible babies ! the whole of world is for babies - alireza6211
Victor Ganata
I just remembered the mission logo for the U.S. spy satellite that was launched a few months ago. "Nothing is beyond our reach" #HailHYDRA http://www.forbes.com/sites...
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NSA and NASA differ by only one letter... COINCIDENCE? - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
I have discovered in my field research that if you wear this patch on your jacket while using Google glass people don't ask as many questions. - Eric Logan
Hail Hydra? - Arlan K.
I like this one too. http://www.ebay.com/itm... - Eric Logan
COMPLICATED MR. NOODLE
RT @facespics: Evil pickle is angry at what you've done to his family https://twitter.com/FacesPi...
RT @facespics: Evil pickle is angry at what you've done to his family http://t.co/x6HeCaFztj
It's a creeper. - Akiva
Shut de jar. Keep in de devil. Shut de jar. Keep in de devil. (I guess maybe that should be "Shut de ja' " to remain true to the original but, y'know...) - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
(Curtis/Alan) Jackson
I swear I used to have so much hair that looking at this picture feels like I was wearing a toupee.
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Or maybe I just had a bad hairstyle back then. Either or. :) - (Curtis/Alan) Jackson
Look at your hair, boo. ;) - Derrick
I remember back in the day my barber used to tell me that my hair was so think it was a challenge to cut. Hard to believe nowadays. - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
You're supposed to be a lot more excited about drawing a Wild card in Uno! - Hookuh Tinypants
Stephan Planken
Had the vehicle’s A/C on for the first time this year! Maybe spring isn’t imaginary? Currently sunny and +2°C.
Don't question it. Just enjoy. :D - Tamara J. B.
59°F here tonight. - Big Joe Silence
You're right, Tam. I walked between stores with the girls while my wife drove the vehicle over, it was great. Later this week I see 60% chance of snow. And thanks for rubbing that in, Joe. :) - Stephan Planken from iPhone
Canadians put the AC on when temps hit 2C? - Spidra Webster
Driving with that bit of sun made it rather warm inside. - Stephan Planken from iPhone
Y'all are maple nuts. ;-P - Spidra Webster
I've had the luxury of turning off the heater/fan for most of the last week, but this morning I had to crank both up to medium high. - Jkram|ɯɐɹʞſ
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