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I figured some jackass would pull something like this eventually. On Wednesday, a 12-year-old girl was walking down the street when 46-year-old Anthony Russo came out of the bushes – dressed in full Santa attire. He told the girl to come over to him, which she refused and continued walking. Russo followed her and grabbed her arm. The girl pulled away only to have Russo grab her a second time. The girl then went inside a nearby business and informed the owner of what the creepy Santa was doing. Russo left the scene on a transit bus. Police caught up to him a little while later still wearing the Santa Claus clothing including a sack filled with candy canes and a unicycle with Christmas decorations on it. Russo is currently in the Parma jail, no charges have been announced. - DreaminDemon

Since 2004, Ben has been featuring all things badass on a weekly basis. Things like Optimus Prime, the BFG 9000, Atilla the Hun, Muhammad Ali, etc. Well, now he he has a book titled Badass: A Relentless Onslaught of the Toughest Warlords, Vikings, Samurai, Pirates, Gunfighters, and Military Commanders to Ever Live Ben Thompsons Badass Book Review And Giveaway. This book contains a slew of historical figures to “ever strap on a pair of chainmail gauntlets and punch a Yeti in the face.” And I am here to admit, the book is pretty badass. After getting it in the mail, simply gazing at the cover had me instantaneously sprout a second, bigger set of balls that immediately devoured the originals. Holding it in my hands for just mere moments was enough to allow me to reach back in time and slap my own ass when I was born. - DreaminDemon

Just when you think you’ve heard it all, along comes a tool like Rance Johnson. Rance, a gang member who is being held at the Merced County Main Jail for allegedly shooting a 17-year-old male back in September, approached a corrections official on November (November reviews) 18th to complain about some discomfort he was feeling after having shoved something up his ass three weeks prior. The thing up his butt was a shank, and yes, it had been up in there for about three weeks. Wait…what? This dumbass had something shoved up his butt for a total of three weeks before he started to feel uncomfortable? - DreaminDemon

On Wednesday night, 45-year-old William C. Caldwell III was dressed in an elf costume and waiting in line with kids to see the Santa at Southlake Mall. When he got to the front of the line, Caldwell allegedly told Santa that he had dynamite in his bag. Santa then called security. The mall was evacuated and GBI bomb squad called in. No explosives were found, but the mall did not re-open that night. Caldwell is in jail charged with making terroristic threats, false public alarm, reckless conduct, disorderly conduct, possession of a hoax device, false imprisonment and simple assault. - DreaminDemon

Christopher Raines, 22, and the mother of his child, 18-year-old Ashley Trujillo, have been having relationship problems – he was all butt-hurty because Ashley was supposedly talking to another man. After texting back and forth for most of the day Tuesday, Christopher went to the woman’s residence that afternoon and the fight escalated. It escalated to a point where Christopher felt he was “pushed over the edge.” What he did next is beyond heinous – I can’t even come up with a word to describe it. The piece of shit picked up his 9-month-old baby daughter, placed the gun to the back of her head, and fired. He dropped the baby’s lifeless body on the floor, turned to her mother and asked, “Was it worth it?” - DreaminDemon

After a group of kids vandalized their mailbox on Saturday (Saturday reviews), Vanessa Horton and her 13-year-old son, Silva, jumped into their Mazda station wagon to give chase. Stacey Horton jumped in another vehicle and followed after his wife and son. Not far from the home he finds that his wife’s car had rolled down an embankment and into the Whanganui River. Vanessa had escaped the vehicle and was screaming for help, barely able to keep her head above water. His son was still trapped in the vehicle which was already three feet below the water and sinking. He only had time to save one of them. - DreaminDemon

Last Saturday evening, at around 5:00, police received a call from a shopper at a Target store who said there was a man inside the store using a hammer to smash cameras and big-screen televisions while saying “hammer, hammer, hammer” in a monotone voice. (Heh. That makes me giggle). Another witness reported that the man had a bloodied face and “a glazed look in his eyes and was walking like Frankenstein ( - DreaminDemon

At the age of 11, a girl met Donald Hunter, then 17-years-old. Two years later, she invited him the home she lives with her mother. So this past Saturday (Saturday reviews), he did come over and the two had sex. David, now 19, hid in the girl’s closet for two days until the girl’s mother found him. She tied him up with his shoelaces and beat his ass. Four hours later, she called police. David now faces third-degree criminal sexual charges. The mother found out about the relationship a year ago and tried to stop it. “I kept telling him to quit writing to her on Facebook (Facebook), quit talking to her,” said the girl’s mother. She also took away the girl’s online access. Hunter’s mother feels that it isn’t all her son’s fault. “She responded to him. It’s a two-way thing because she is talking back to him,” she said (did your IQ drop after reading that sentence?). Click here to watch a video report. Oh, and drink a beer for every time the mother slaps her hand into the other. - DreaminDemon

Donte Beasley, 38, was arguing with his girlfriend, Zenolia Rice, because he wanted sex and she did not feel like honoring his request. Drunk, Beasley pulled out a gun and shot Rice multiple times. The woman called for their young children to come help her and when they did, Beasley shot them too. He shot his 8-year-old daughter in the back of the skull as she was tending to her mother and then shot his 7-year-old son in the face. Rice was able to flee the home and get to a neighbor for help. Surprisingly, all three shooting victims are in stable condition and are expected to survive. Beasely will be charged with three counts of attempted first degree intentional homicide once he is released from the hospital where he is being treated for a self-inflicted knife wound. - DreaminDemon

On November 24th, a 29-year-old mother was on a United Airlines flight to Kuwait. She was on her way to visit relatives with her 4-week-old daughter. At some point during the flight, the mother began breastfeeding the baby, and then fell asleep. When she woke up, she found that she had smothered her infant. Passengers (Passengers reviews) and crew were alerted to something wrong when the mother began screaming for help. A doctor on the plane tried to revive the baby but was unsuccessful. The baby was pronounced dead on arrival after the plane was landed at London’s (London reviews) Heathrow airport where the flight had been diverted. - DreaminDemon

On November 9th, a woman called Keizer police to report that she had been shot at by an older man driving a Jeep Cherokee. The woman stated that she was driving down the road with her baby on board, talking on her cell phone, when the man in the Jeep sped up next to her and started screaming. In a matter of seconds, the crotchety old coot had whipped out a gun. The woman thought for sure she was gonna die when he pulled that trigger – but, instead of a bullet whizzing through the window and into her skull, a BB harmlessly pinged the window and bounced off. Fast forward to November (November reviews) 16 – Keizer police received a similar call about a man threatening a woman on a cell phone. This time, though, before whippin’ out his BB gun, he whipped out a sign that said, “Get off the phone, stupid!” - DreaminDemon

Oh, what some people will do for kicks. Charles Hersel, 39, is gracing the pages of the Dreamin’ Demon today because he allegedly gets his jollies by having teen boys spit on him, slap him around, and call him names. What’s more, he’s willing to shell out cold hard cash for it! It has been reported that Hersel found himself a few willing participants on Myspace (MySpace) and word quickly got around Westlake High School that some weird ass dicksneeze was willing to pay to be abused. What kid wouldn’t jump on that? - DreaminDemon

Ok, so he wasn’t just masturbating – he was also engaged in a little auto-erotic asphyxiation when mommy walked in the door. (Do they not have locks in Croatia, or what)? Dino Babic, 22, called Split police Sunday (Sunday reviews) evening and stated, “I think I killed my mother.” He initially told investigators that he strangled his mother, but upon arrival, police found the 44-year-old woman lying in a pool of blood. The pathologist claimed that aside from being strangulated, she had been hit with a blunt object. Dino told officers that he “snapped when he saw her shock at finding him masturbating while pulling on a scarf tied tight around his neck.” Neighbors described the woman as reclusive and modest and mentioned that Babic was troubled and possibly prone to drugs. *Note to self: Always, always knock on spawn’s door, loudly, before entering* - DreaminDemon

Sampson, for whatever reason, dug himself a hole by threatening the judge and her court with moronic sign language. Wednesday afternoon, during his Municipal Court trial, Sampson allegedly held up his fist and pointed at a Salina police officer before making some kind of vulgar gesture. Sampson then held his fingers to his own head in the shape of a gun and then pointed his finger gun at that same officer. When asked if he wanted to testify on his own behalf, he responded by pointing to a court officer, the judge, and the prosecutor and making a “slashing gesture across his throat.” Ooooo, scary. While he got off fairly easy on the original charges – found guilty of driving while suspended and sentenced to 90 days in jail, 80 days suspended and acquitted of the littering charge – he is now looking at more serious charges. Michael Sampson, 41, is now charged with four counts of making a criminal threat and one count of aggravated intimidation of a witness – all felonies. What a dumbass - DreaminDemon

Looks like the Facebook (Facebook) group titled “National Kick a Ginger Day, are you going to do it?” is being blamed for another attack against a red-head kid. The group was created as a joke and heavily influenced by the hilarious South Park (South Park reviews) episode “Ginger Kids” (watch episode) from 2005. The group suggests that on November (November reviews) 19th, you should kick a red-headed kid. Nanaimo high school student Aaron Mishkin, 13, was unaware of any of this when he went to Journey Middle School on Thursday, but found out quickly when he was continually kicked at school. “I became trapped trying to get through this press of people. And that’s when they kicked me from behind and I fell over.” When asked why a classmate was kicking him, he was told “You have no soul, so you probably can’t feel pain either.” *snicker* He was not the only red-head at the school targeted, and more than 20 students at were suspended. - DreaminDemon

"Me and the kid were going to get a second lunchbox to make a Lunchbox Bottlecap Mine replica. Never got around to it, though." - DreaminDemon

It is being reported that at around 2:15 Monday afternoon, witnesses watched Jamarr Pinkney Sr. march his naked 15-year-old son, Jamarr Pinkney Jr., out of a home and to an empty field. Once at the field, Pinkney Sr. allegedly ordered his child to “get on the ground” – the boy could be heard saying, “No daddy, no.” Pinkney Sr. grabbed the boy’s head and fired one round. - DreaminDemon

"I bought the Fallout 3 Special Edition. Big fan of the franchise and I couldn't pass up the PIP Boy replica, lunchbox and Bobble-head. 6-months later and I still don't regret it." - DreaminDemon

Over the weekend the mother of missing five-year-old Shaniya Davis was arrested. Antoinette Davis has been charged with human trafficking, felony child abuse, prostitution, filing a false police report, and resisting, delaying, or obstructing police. Davis is being held at the Cumberland County Jail on $51,000 secured bond. Police say that the little girl was sold into prostitution by her mother. They say that 25-year-old Davis allowed her daughter to be taken “with the intent that she be held in sexual servitude.” - DreaminDemon

Police went to the home of 88-year-old Sina Harris to perform a welfare check. They were greeted by her son, 52-year-old Julius Harris – who had a gun to his head. This led to a 9 hour stand-off ending with Harris finally surrendering to police. Once in the home, they located Sina Harris. Or rather her corpse. Harris had been living with it ever since she died in her bed over 6-months ago. An autopsy report states she probably died from natural causes, but her son decided not to report her passing away to anyone so he could continue to live off her. - DreaminDemon

I’m not a fan of heavy science fiction in literature. Nor am I a big fan of reading about sports. So if you had ever asked me to read a science fiction book based on a football team in the future, I would have gagged involuntarily and choked on my own vomit. But after reading Scott Sigler’s Infected (Infected reviews) (our review) I have been following his work. Any author who can write scenes as exquisitely cringe-worthy as the ones contained in that book has gotten my interest. So when The Rookie (The Rookie reviews) was finally released I was hesitant to purchase a novel about sports. I’ve only read one book from him – that’s far from a commitment, ya’ know? But then I read the synopsis I thought My God, it’s Blood Bowl. I then promptly ordered my signed copy. - DreaminDemon

Denise Textor, 59, was charged with attempted first degree murder after shooting her husband twice in the chest with a .38-revolver while he was taking a shower. Dennis was able to escape the home through the bathroom window and call 911 from a neighbor’s home. He was airlifted to the hospital where he was in stable condition on Friday (Friday reviews) night. Married for 17 years, the couple had retired to Florida from New Jersey where Dennis was an assistant chief law enforcement officer and Denise was a detective. While police where trying to get her to come out of the house, a possible motive for the shooting was revealed. Denise told investigators she could not take Dennis Textor’s controlling ways any longer. Congrats Denise, you don’t have to worry about that any longer. - DreaminDemon

Not much to say here. All you got to do is listen. Joshua Basso said he made sex calls to 911 because his cell phone was out of minutes and 911 was the only number he could call for free. It does contain audio of a loser masturbating, so you’ve been warned. - DreaminDemon

Not exactly sure if that is a record here at D’D, but that is impressive. The men arrested are father Burrell Mohler Sr., 77; Burrell Mohler Jr., 53; Roland Mohler, 47; Jared Mohler, 48; and David Mohler, 52. These arrests came after a months long investigation that began when the 26-year-old daughter of one of the accused came forward over the summer with information on crimes these men have been committing for decades. Authorities are now searching some rural property looking for glass jars with notes written by children who were allegedly being abused by the men – their relatives. Lafayette County Prosecutors states that a female relative of the five men was forced to have sex with a dog. - DreaminDemon

During an English class at The Bronx School of Law and Finance popular English teacher Greg Van Voorhis gave students studying for the Regents Exam the graphic and sexually explicit short story “Guts” written by one of my favorite authors, Chuck Palahniuk. Fans of Palahniuk are very aware of the short story as it is engraved in our brains forever and ever. For those of you who have not read it, you can do so here – but be warned – it is delightfully sickening. Anyway, when the Department of Education found out about this, they removed Van Voorhis from the classroom and re-assigned him to an administrative office, pending the outcome of an investigation. His students, as well as other teachers, are now trying to save his job. - DreaminDemon

Ever read a headline that just makes you read the article attached to it even though you just know it isn’t a real good idea? Yeah, this story was mine. I had just enjoyed some Dragon Age and was eating a ham sandwich when I cam across an article about a woman whose insides were falling out of her through her vagina. Normally a story like that is one where I read it, gag, tell my co-workers about it and then try to scrub it out of my brain. But in this case the woman, 39-year-old Allison Henry, is being very candid about her medical condition and goes into full detail of what happened to her in hopes that she can help other women. The link to the full article is after the jump, but fellas, it includes things like this: “I was referred to a pelvic floor specialist. She took a look and said, ‘Holy crap — your vagina is falling out of your body, and it’s dragging your bladder and your rectum along with it!” So consider yourself warned. - DreaminDemon

What’s up with all the animal cruelty stories lately? I swear to God I am not looking for them – it just seems as if all the local news outlets have a story about some jackass doing something stupid to an animal. In this case the jackass is 45-year-old Jimmy Lovell (nickname “Dog”) and what he did with a small, brown terrier. In front of a crowd of people yelling for him to stop, Lovell dragged the small dog behind his vehicle for about a block before finally stopping. He got out, grabbed the dog and placed her in his vehicle before driving off. The dog was later found abandoned on a roadside. The dog, now named Little Brown Dog, will survive but she got her ass kicked by massive road rash injuries. Lovell was arrested and felony count of aggravated cruelty to animals. - DreaminDemon

Police pulled over a vehicle for not for not having a passenger side headlight. The driver was a very drunk Genoveva Amacenda-Velona, 30. Also in the car with her were two children ages 7 and 9. But that wasn’t it. Beside her was a half-empty bottle of Jose Cuervo and sliced limes on the console. Amacenda-Velona spoke no English, but did relay that she had ony drank a few beers at a friends house. Her 0.233 blood-alcohol level told a much different story. She was charged with aggravated child neglect, DUI, not having a valid driver’s license and not having a motor vehicle registration and was being at the Land O’Lakes jail without bail. I see some people calling this setup a rolling bar just because she had some sliced limes? Shit, wait ’til they get a glimpse of the Mojito setup Jaded has in her car. Hell, she has fresh mint growing on the dashboard. - DreaminDemon

More animal cruelty at D’D and a teen I wouldn’t mind seeing catch a bit of PETA Hell if what he is accused of doing is true. Prosecutors say 18-year-old Bryan Able killed and mutilated a stranger’s house cat, then used the animal’s organs as fishing bait. Saundra Harvey, an agent with the Humane Society, went into a bit more detail saying he “went to a home, went up on the porch, picked up a cat, took it to his pickup truck, threw it on the ground. The cat was meowing; he stomped its head, proceeded to disembowel it, took its liver and went fishing with it.” But he wasn’t done there. He later took the cat’s carcass and placed it on the hood of a student’s car parked at Hocking College. A college where Able is a law enforcement student. Prosecutors are frustrated because the toughest charge they can file is a misdemeanor animal cruelty charge. - DreaminDemon

An extremely offensive, hilariously sleazy chunk of blaxploitation about a girl named Heather (Heather Murphy) and her ventriloquist puppet. A doll that happens to be possessed by Mubia Abul-Jama, a Black Power Revolutionary Party leader who was recently executed for murdering 15 Caucasian women. Heather’ s troubles began when she started screwing around with her Ouija board, unwittingly allowing Mubia to escape Hell and inherit the body of the puppet – transforming it into a black devil doll sporting a beret and afro. Heather falls in love with Mubia but ultimately is unable to satisfy his insatiable desire for white ass. So she agrees to invite four of her friends over under the guise of hanging out; the ultimate goal being a way for Mubia to seduce the women and have sex with them. But Heather is in for a big surprise when she learns Mubia’s ways of seduction are not quite…normal. In fact, they are downright depraved. - DreaminDemon