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"I'm guessing that it means that if you have one of these processors, graphics are automatically covered in the processor itself instead of having an integrated graphics controller outside of the CPU. It probably isn't all that great but it's something." - Drew Chapman

"I wonder what their stance is on the computers that they SELL that COME with Linux? A lot of Netbooks have Ubuntu installed from the factory." - Drew Chapman

"Isn't the guy who played Benjamin Franklin's son the dude who did that webseries with Michael Cera ("Clark and Michael")?" - Drew Chapman

"Those who complain about the region-detection on Hulu should just be thankful that they didn't have to see this video. I assure you, you will leave this comment thread better than those of us who actually sat through it." - Drew Chapman

"I have found that, with my experience, my friends and I are not a bunch of fat hogs who fight over marginally larger slices of pizza. Ever. Because of this, I find the fact that someone actually went through such effort to divide a pizza evenly to be a sad commentary on the status of our society and the greed/territory battle that humans must inherently display when sharing a pie. Also, I am not a moron. Thus, when slicing a pizza, I have an eye good enough to cut a pizza in half four times, leaving me with eight nearly-identical slices. Personally, if I was presented with a pizza that looked as horribly cut as their final conclusion, I would be angry that the pizza joint employee went ballistic on it like that. God forbid more than two people want to share that pie. Buried for MY UNQUENCHABLE RAGE." - Drew Chapman

"I was about to say the same thing, haha. My friend had that pic as her desktop background for like a year straight and I recognized it immediately from all the times I've spent fixing her laptop." - Drew Chapman

"I'd like to add that I thought it was hilarious how in the course of this short article, ALL of these text links appeared throughout: PHOTOS: Topless Photos Of Tiger's Mistress Rachel Uchitel PHOTOS: Hot modeling pictures of Jamie Jungers PHOTOS: See sexy pictures of Jaimee Grubbs here PHOTOS: See Tiger’s Beautiful Wife in a Bikini PHOTOS: Check Out These Bikini Shots of Rachel Uchitel" - Drew Chapman

"Damn, when Tiger fucks up, he fucks up big don't he?" - Drew Chapman

"COP O COFFEE MAN... SSSSSSS.... .... WHEW MAN" - Drew Chapman

"LMAO, he always makes me think of Chris Farley on steroids. Anyone remember when he played Space Ghost's dad on an episode of Coast to Coast? It was hilarious." - Drew Chapman

"It wasn't an acting role, it was the director position. You blew it. You really messed up this time, generalcastro." - Drew Chapman

"Kind of a shitty list. Some good celebrity tweeters include Rob Corddry, Michael Ian Black, Simon Pegg, Nick Frost, Peter Serafinowicz, and "Weird Al" Yankovic. And who can forget about the worst celebrity "tweeter" ever, Barack Obama?" - Drew Chapman

Am I the only one who got extremely nostalgic when I stumbled this? I remember checking this site constantly before VC came out. It's a pretty good piece of Flash work for 2002 as well. - Drew Chapman

"Another vote for My Lunch. No other episode hit me as hard as that one did." - Drew Chapman

"Hopefully Spielberg will not get involved this time." - Drew Chapman

"maybe they could precision etch it into the can with a fine cut? Probably would still be hard as hell to see. That, or maybe they could come with a small plastic sleeve on them with that information. But I guess that kind of defeats the purpose." - Drew Chapman

"The only problem I can see with this would be if every soft drink manufacturer did this. Imagine going to the gas station to get a can and being met with a wall of nothing but silver cans. It would take forever to find what you were looking for. Unless they made the embossing SUPER clear on the cans." - Drew Chapman

"Am I the only one who thought the mascot on Community looked like a Putty from Power Rangers? http://bit.ly/7nopkN" - Drew Chapman

"And no matter what I try, Facebook will NOT let me tile a 320x240 background image of a Corvette while using Comic Sans 24pt font of the same color on top of it. I want my friends to be required to highlight my text in order to read it. Not only does the highlighted text look awesome, but it makes my page interactive. Geocities let me do that. Facebook, however, enforces its sterile, organized and aesthetically pleasing UI upon me. That's simply not acceptable and I won't have it. Hell, I don't even have anywhere to put my animated GIF of a smiley face rolling left and right. If I can't have that, then fuck Facebook. Geocities would let me put that image wherever I wanted it, and I could put 55 of them at once if I deemed it necessary. And I did. Conclusion of this study: Geocities let you do so much more cool shit, and that was in the 90's. Facebook is therefore doomed to a far more tragic fate. I'll give it until next July. You can quote me on that, TechCrunch." - Drew Chapman

"I went to read this article and was greeted by a hilarious unintentional ownage by Droid involving a flash advertisement. Check this out: http://img.photobucket.com/albums... ..." - Drew Chapman

"I haven't slept in two days, that's about the gist of it." - Drew Chapman

"They say there is a pot of gold at the end of every rainbow. The man in blue learned that this was not true - the hard way. I will spare you the gruesome details of the story, but let's just say that it ends with his penis wedged between two wall seats and his mouth/nose covered with gold spray paint. This man died." - Drew Chapman

"Thunderbird also gradually learns what to put in the Spam folder and what to leave in your inbox over time. You have to "train" it at first by marking Spam messages manually to ID them, but give it a little while and it ends up being quite accurate and effective." - Drew Chapman

"The lack of Adobe AIR in this list disappoints me. Not only is it cross-platform, but installing it immediately grants you access to countless applications like TweetDeck, ReadAIR, Seesmic, and more." - Drew Chapman

"Apparently I'm the only one who actually caught this reference. Haha." - Drew Chapman

"All I know is this: the only way I could ever go to a store on Black Friday as packed as those would be if I got relatively drunk before walking in the door, haha. I would be a nervous wreck being crammed next to so many people at once. In fact, I'd say participating in that melee would cancel out the worth of the monetary savings for me. I think I'd rather spend a bit more on something than spend less while participating in an orgy of bargain hunting bodies. Unless some deal was extremely good. Haha. But that's just me. Being encased in human bodies makes me anxious." - Drew Chapman

"I love you for making that reference. Side note on "L is real 2401": Did you know someone finally figured out what that sign really says? I just found out about it, haha. It says "Eternal Star" but it is so pixellated that it is basically illegible." - Drew Chapman

"Jay was offered to host Top Gear America, but Jay turned them down because he felt like the show could never live up to the BBC version (he is right) and he didn't want to be a part of the name getting tarnished. He also noted that it would take on a fully different vibe than the UK counterpart because it would be impossible for commentators to so harshly review cars they didn't like, as the very same car company could very easily be sponsoring the show itself. That works differently across the pond, and therefore the hosts can say pretty much whatever they please about the cars they interact with. In short: Jay knew it would be a massive fail and he didn't want to do his favorite series an injustice." - Drew Chapman

"I haven't laughed so hard at an Amazon item... ever. The reviews are hilarious and the pics made me lol extremely intensely." - Drew Chapman

"I laughed REALLY hard at the part where you see a Winnebago with "OBAMA" on the side frantically running from falling debri and getting hit. There are no political reasons behind me laughing at it, it just looked hilarious. LIke Obama and Biden were in there chilling and the driver is like "OH SHIT, WE HAVE TO MOVE"." - Drew Chapman