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Anyone hear about any good after 9/11 sales going on this year?
I really hate when the voices in my head catch me talking to myself this early in the day.
Maybe it's just me but there is something about a man wearing a braided belt that just screams "don't fuck with me".
It shouldn't make me this angry that we can put a man on the moon but we can't make hot ice cubes to keep my coffee warm?
I totally get dog people, I'm the same way about my couch.
I wonder how many times the subject of "Well, they didn't accept my Facebook friend request" has been brought up in therapy sessions.
Found out it doesn't look professional to put peoples twitter names as references on a job resume. I guess you learn something new everyday.
Hopefully waking up to a severe case of cotton mouth doesn't become the high point of this weekend.
Does anyone know if the rumors about the new iPhone having braille features are true? I have a blind friend I would love to play wwf with.
I've had to pee so much today that I'm this close to taking a damn pregnancy test.
I'm wide awake and have a case of toilet paper from Costco and a neighbor that pissed me off a few weeks ago! Lets go toilet papering!
For just being the wife and myself it amazes me how much facial hair we produce on the bathroom sink.
The wife is saying we are having guests over but all I am hearing is "you have to put your pants on".
Early #FF. If you don't follow make sure you do! @TheBosha @RonnieWK @JennyJohnsonHi5 @PaulyPeligroso @emvetica @Jason_maybe
Serious question. When you borrow a shot of whiskey from the neighbors do you take the shot glass with you or bring the bottle back to them?
"Make me look like Michael Moore" (something I would imagine a plastic surgeon has never been told).
Even on Craigslist it is looking impossible for me to find a housekeeper that accepts noogies as a form of payment. Oh well, maybe tomorrow.
I wish life had a "fuck you" section. There are a few things I would like to put there for awhile.
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