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Dudley B. Dawson

Dudley B. Dawson

Dudley B. Dawson writes humorous, often observational articles about living your life in a cubicle at work.
What your favorite drink at the workplace says about you - http://www.examiner.com/life-th...
What your favorite workplace beverage says about you - http://www.examiner.com/life-th...
I don't love my job. I just want to fuck it.
A successful team beats with one heart. Unless you're a team of prostitutes.
Definition of cubicle: A place where even authentic enthusiasm makes you sick to your stomach.
Execs believe #occupy attacks the hard work of top 1%. True. No one works harder at their golf game and hiding infidelities.
Great acts are made up of informing as many executives as possible. #CorporateAmericaProverbs
To err is human, to cover up is divine. #CorporateAmericaProverbs
If at first you don't succeed, get more funding. #CorporateAmericaProverbs
I only have casual sex on Fridays. Mon - Thur is reserved for business casual sex. Professional sex is old fashioned.
Kids have dreams. Students have hopes. Graduates have ideas. Then you work in a cubicle. Game over.
Awesome blog at http://t.co/N21PHXwH I can't stop reading it. @notsmartblog
Enthusiasm may be the mother of effort but cubicles are the mother of ostensible effort. #nftc
Oldie but goody. The 7 habits of highly effective slackers - http://t.co/oJdW1J5T #nftc @workhumor
Going to work feels like entering a busy bathroom & picking the stall that has shit stains all over the toilet. No options.
RT @kellyoxford: Back to The Future is a cautionary tale about going back in time and discovering your Mom wants to fuck you.
The number one killer of people who work in cubicles? Ambition Deficit Disorder (ADD). Read more - http://t.co/dXZql1Fa
Cubicle 101: What is Ambition Deficit Disorder (ADD)? - http://www.examiner.com/life-th...
The best mother-son family photo, ever. NSFW. http://t.co/RfxvrCuR
A list of titles I'd use if I were writing a book based on my life in a cubicle...... #CubicleAutobiographies
A list titles I'd use if I were writing a book based on my life in a cubicle...... #CubicleAutobiographies
"Busy Calendar, Empty Soul" #CubicleAutobiographies
"Corporate Whore: One Man's Search for Easy Paychecks" #CubicleAutobiographies
"Reflections on a Life Wasted" #CubicleAutobiographies
"Cubicles are for real: A middle aged man's journey of his trip to hell and back." #CubicleAutobiographies
"Broken: A modern story of dying ambitions, suffocating dreams" #CubicleAutobiographies
"The Dispensable Man" #CubicleAutobiographies
"Death by risk avoidance" #CubicleAutobiographies
"Will dick around all day on the internet for food" comic - http://t.co/65aJ85c8 #art #jobs #economy #humor
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