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Dudley B. Dawson
Dudley B. Dawson writes humorous, often observational articles about living your life in a cubicle at work.
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What your favorite drink at the workplace says about you -
http://www.examiner.com/life-th...
February 1
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What your favorite workplace beverage says about you -
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January 31
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I don't love my job. I just want to fuck it.
January 9
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A successful team beats with one heart. Unless you're a team of prostitutes.
December 21
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Definition of cubicle: A place where even authentic enthusiasm makes you sick to your stomach.
December 21
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Execs believe
#occupy
attacks the hard work of top 1%. True. No one works harder at their golf game and hiding infidelities.
December 21
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Great acts are made up of informing as many executives as possible.
#CorporateAmericaProverbs
December 16
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To err is human, to cover up is divine.
#CorporateAmericaProverbs
December 16
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If at first you don't succeed, get more funding.
#CorporateAmericaProverbs
December 16
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I only have casual sex on Fridays. Mon - Thur is reserved for business casual sex. Professional sex is old fashioned.
December 15
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Kids have dreams. Students have hopes. Graduates have ideas. Then you work in a cubicle. Game over.
December 14
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Awesome blog at
http://t.co/N21PHXwH
I can't stop reading it. @
notsmartblog
December 14
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Enthusiasm may be the mother of effort but cubicles are the mother of ostensible effort.
#nftc
December 14
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Oldie but goody. The 7 habits of highly effective slackers -
http://t.co/oJdW1J5T
#nftc
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workhumor
December 14
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Going to work feels like entering a busy bathroom & picking the stall that has shit stains all over the toilet. No options.
December 13
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RT @
kellyoxford
: Back to The Future is a cautionary tale about going back in time and discovering your Mom wants to fuck you.
December 13
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The number one killer of people who work in cubicles? Ambition Deficit Disorder (ADD). Read more -
http://t.co/dXZql1Fa
December 13
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Cubicle 101: What is Ambition Deficit Disorder (ADD)? -
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December 12
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The best mother-son family photo, ever. NSFW.
http://t.co/RfxvrCuR
December 12
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A list of titles I'd use if I were writing a book based on my life in a cubicle......
#CubicleAutobiographies
December 11
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A list titles I'd use if I were writing a book based on my life in a cubicle......
#CubicleAutobiographies
December 11
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"Busy Calendar, Empty Soul"
#CubicleAutobiographies
December 11
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"Monotone Dreams"
#CubicleAutobiographies
December 11
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"Corporate Whore: One Man's Search for Easy Paychecks"
#CubicleAutobiographies
December 11
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"Reflections on a Life Wasted"
#CubicleAutobiographies
December 11
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"Cubicles are for real: A middle aged man's journey of his trip to hell and back."
#CubicleAutobiographies
December 11
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"Broken: A modern story of dying ambitions, suffocating dreams"
#CubicleAutobiographies
December 11
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"The Dispensable Man"
#CubicleAutobiographies
December 11
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"Death by risk avoidance"
#CubicleAutobiographies
December 11
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"Will dick around all day on the internet for food" comic -
http://t.co/65aJ85c8
#art
#jobs
#economy
#humor
December 9
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