Mona N.

Hahahahaah - J. Abdul-Qahhar

It's hilarious because it's true. HAHA - Mona N.

briliant - Dobromir Hadzhiev

So, which one are you? - Mark VandenBerg

#10: "What They'll Say: Hi there! Long time no see! Just over here in Liverpool and killing time before the Premier League match - downing a few pints, you know? - and spotted you on the internet. I might have found you earlier, but there's no internet in South America (at least, not worth using ;) and the net cafes were too expensive in Japan. I'm moving around a fair bit at the moment, so here's a link to my travel blog so you can keep track of where I am. Be sure to take a look at the pics I took while trekking in Nepal. It's an amazing place. Have you been? How's it going? Drop us a line. What They'll Really Mean: Look at how many countries I've been to. I'm better than you. - Mona N.

I wish I could repeatedly hit the "like" button..... - George Smith

I've read nothing more true today than this. - Shawn Farner

10. not much better. - Mathieu Ayel

haha.. I love how the ONE person that actually cares about you is the NUTJOB! :) - Tim Hoeck

I'm #6. LOL - Phil Glockner

Oh, I love cracked.com - Bonnie Dean

That should be Ari Gold :) - Kamath ॐ

I can relate ;) - Amir H.

Goodness, I love Cracked. - Pete Delucchi

perfect - everybody is "better than you"... ha, ha! - Susan Beebe

hahhahaha this entire list made me LOL. Which one are you, Susan? ;) - Mona N.

I'm #11 on the list -- I'm the "I saw, listened to, or heard of, so-and-so band before you, so I'm better than you." ;) - Pete Delucchi

Mona - none of those losers that's for sure!! I've seen those jerks LIVE for too long! - Susan Beebe

#2 is the best :D - Brandon

"Unfortunately, people from your past are looking for you. People you had hoped would stay forgotten. And your internet listing has made it very easy for them to find you. - jfayel