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If it wasn't for coffee my dark side would be ruling the world right now..
and Elvis have left the building. G'night all!
weekend how i <3 you please don't leave .. your cousins Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday and Friday are mean to me !!
four red heads and a blond went swimming at the beach.While swimming someone yelled "SHARK, SWIM FOR IT"the blond did...bye bye Blondy
i don't stay up all night and think of ways to get revenge i simply relax and let KARMA do the job:)
You will never be happier than you expect. To change your happiness, change your expectation.~ Bette Davis
If you can't build a bridge and get over it, do us all a favor and drown in the water!
note to self ... for once in your life ... learn from your mistakes ... next time you feel a sneeze coming on ... PUT THE COFFEE DOWN ...
Looks like someone entered a paint chip eating contest. And you won!
I try to take it one day at a time, but sometimes several days gang up and attack me all at once !!
My unicorn turned out to be a donkey with a plunger attached to its head
thinks that poetry night at a local bar isn't such a good idea
What if you're naughty, but you put 'a lump of coal' on your Christmas list? What's Santa going to do then? Huh?
Coffee coffee coffee coffee. Coffee coffee coffee coffee...COFFEE. Holy Tim Horton's Batman, it's coffee!!
Finally found my inner child. she's been plotting her revenge.
Do you suppose cats and dogs ever wonder why humans keep urinating and defecating in their giant porcelain water dish?
says i may be asleep but don't underestimate my powers to wake up and stab you with a spoon. mwahahahaha
There are 3 different rings of marriage - the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffer ring.
If you see me tilt my head and stare into space...the voices just had a REALLY good idea. Be afraid, be VERY afraid!
You never see a motorcycle parked outside a psychiatrist's office
is off to spend a few quality hours with the man off her dreams. good night xx
is looking for something..if you think you have it comment below.
was cleaning the monitor on my computer when all off a sudden i got dragged on to facebook!!! NO REALLY :)
Taking a ride on the Crazy Train! Want to come? Toot! Toot!
likes her coffee like her men.... strong, sweet, and very hot!!
why don't u take a chill pill, wash it down with a glass of shut-up and a cookie of go away on the side!
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