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OK Comedy Monday - I rear-ended a car this morning. Slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get so stressed over little things. Yeah, well I couldn't believe it. He was a DWARF!!! He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!!!' So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one...
Up at 4AM starting my week. I hear the rain coming down outside. You see in CA we do not have rain that often but when we do I love this weather!
OK last Comedy for the night and REMEMBER I AM ONLY DELIVERING. One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift. The next year, he didn't buy her a gift. When she asked him why, he replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!" And that's how the fight started.....
Planning for the week ahead. Great things getting ready to happen at MLSonline!
More Comedy (Again Just Delivering but you gotta Laugh) - A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.' The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.' And that's how the fight...
MORE COMEDY TIME - I asked my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?' It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation. 'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said. So I suggested, 'How about the kitchen?' And that's when the fight started....
Comedy time - My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be a Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said "Do you want to have sex?" "No" she answered. I then said "Is that your final answer?" She did not even look at me this time simply saying "Yes" So I said " Then I'd like to phone a friend" AND THAT IS WHEN THE FIGHT START!
My life is an absolute miracle! I am grateful for what I have today.
I wonder what people regret more - 1. Things they say and do. or 2. Things they did not say and did not do. With number 2 you always have the chance to change it but then again it may be late.
The Motorcycle Show at the Long Beach Convention center will be my destination in morning!
The Art of Negotiating is awesome when both sides are excited about the deal!
OK I have 4 GoogleWave invitations available. Who wants one? Need your email address!
Great weekend ahead - International Motorcycle Show in Long Beach on Saturday then Lake Sherwood for the Final Round of the Tigerless Chevron Golf Tournament on Sunday.
I cook, I do laundry, I vacumn, I do the dishes.... Something is a matter with this picture!
Life brings you many challenges. I guess if it was smooth it would be boring!
Calling it a night my friends. Sleep well.
So we have Ducks and the Bucks for the Roses!
Great Sushi - Great Company - Now it is Bruce Time!
Message to Jesper Parnevik - I can't wait till the next time you are coming down the 18th fairway with Tiger with the match on the line. Your comments shows the lack of class you have. Come to think of it you probably won't be walking down the 18th with Tiger because you have not won in how many years?
Go hard today, can't worry about the past cause that was yesterday - Ima put it on the line cause it's my time. My day, gotta do it now! *Great lyrics by fabolous*.
I am excited to be going to the Motorcycle Show this weekend at the Long Beach Convention Center!
I am setting the bar high for tomorrow!
It is 4:02AM and I am craving Sushi for Dinner tonight!
Just getting ready to make my plans for Real Estate Connect in New York in mid January...... Should be perfect weather!
"A Wise Man Hears One Word and Understands Two" JP.
Brees is putting on a clinic tonight. Here is your MVP!
Lets see how good you are.... What song? "You've been running and hiding much too long. You know it's just your foolish pride"...........
Dear Tiger - I was so looking forward to going to your tournament this week in Thousand Oaks. Now I hear you are not coming out. You need to realize that you are "Human" and we make mistakes. Some greater then others. We hurt people sometimes that we never would want to but again you are human. If you made mistakes, admit to them. Sorry you won't...
You are the General Manager. You have 1 year to win a Super Bowl or you will be fired. Who is your Quarterback? Manning (either)? Farve? Brees? Brady? Rivers? Big Ben?
It is cold outside this morning. Probably in the low 50's. Time for the gloves and the winter coat! Say what you want, I am still cold!
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