lol - Brandon

Curse yourself in the store - will save you some time. - B. Hatin

You totally meant to trivialize her thoughts. Come on now. - Brandon

So I'm trivial? Then why are you subscribed to me? I'd hate to not suffer enough in my lifetime to warrant any type of gripe. In other words . . . kiss my ass. - Lindsey is Fierce!

Oh!!! I see . . . in that case . . . what I meant to say was, Fuck you ;) - Lindsey is Fierce!

BWHAHAHAHAHA. LIndsey. Sweet. - Anika

Lindsey, I like your rants. I talk about trivial things, too. Most people on FF talk about things that may be trivial to others, who cares? That is the beauty of the hide button. - Michelle Martinez

Wow. lol Lindsey. I had that problem with Raspberry Ice Crystal Light a couple of years ago. It's been a year since I've bought anymore but I still have like 10 boxes in the cabinet. - Carmen

Lindsey, I'm shocked by what a selfish bastard you are. Always thinking of Yourself!! - B. Hatin

Go get em, Lindsey! :-p - Eban Crawford

He sounds like a lonely and desperate man... lol - orionstarr

*pops three bags of popcorn* - MVB (Curmudgeon of FF)

Hi Mark... I know you are gonna share, right? *bats my eyelashes* - Yolanda

Won't sombody please think of the children?!......You're awesome Lindsey!!! - David Cook from twhirl

OH HAI YOLANDA!!1! That's why I brought extra. - MVB (Curmudgeon of FF)

Can I get some cucumber ranch to put on my popcorn, pls, you heartless bitch? - B. Hatin

Eat dirt and die Kaia :P - Lindsey is Fierce!

heh go Lindsey! - holly

Here's a thought. Just buy both next time. That will solve all your problems! - Mark Wilson

Ranch dressing and cucumbers you guys sure you aren't hungry for something else? - orionstarr

Lindsey, Mark has a good point.... and don't forget to buy an extra bottle to send to the dirt-eating children in India. *ducks under her desk* - Ladybug Heather

"Dear Santa; It's Balki from Yemen. I want a stick." - MVB (Curmudgeon of FF)

I'm mad that Kraft seems to be phasing out Three Cheese Ranch. It's my latest dressing of choice. - Got Love For DB™?

roflmaomgwtfnrsmc - Lindsey is Fierce!

This thread won friendfeed. Lindsey I <3 you. LOLOL. - DO ANYBODY NO MONIQUE

I totally miss Seven Seas Green Goddess dressing. I think Vermont Country Store carries it, though. It is yummylicious. - Ladybug Heather

Wow. I can't believe someone used this thread to preach. Maybe somewhere someone is bitching about the dirt they're eating. They always get the dirt with cow manure in it. Why can't they just have plain dirt. LOL -

Awwwwwww . . . why'd you delete your comments Siddharth? I was enjoying this thread. Too bad I saved them so I can repost. - Lindsey is Fierce!

For those of you joining us late, the following comments were deleted: "Consider yourself fortunate to have so many choices of salad dressing, Lindsey. For millions around the world, it's a choice between eating dirt, or waste thrown out by restaurants. I see this in some severely poor parts of India as well. Yes, eating dirt. Kinda makes "ranch vs. cucumber ranch" seem very trivial. Please don't get me wrong. I don't mean to trivialise your thoughts about your preferred condiments. Just saying.... - Siddharth Deb - Lindsey is Fierce!

"No need to get all worked up, Lindsey. I like most of your posts and that's why I subscribed to your feed. You are a popular FriendFeeder and I think you are a genuinely nice person, your "kiss my ass" reply notwithstanding. As I suspected soon after hitting the "post" button on my comment, you took my comment in a spirit which I didn't intend to convey. I meant to say that you sounded a bit whiny and spoilt for choice in one of those typically huge grocery stores in your country. - Siddharth Deb" - Lindsey is Fierce!

Heh... I think I like you a lot more than yesterday, Lindsey... - MVB (Curmudgeon of FF)

What happened?! - orionstarr

Lindsey, I deleted my comments because I felt like a douchebag for putting my preachy comments into your thread, even though my words had little to do with your statement in the first place. My bad. All apologies. This is my first public whipping ever online, and I must say I don't like the things some people here have said about me. This is an abject lesson for me in being very very careful to strike the right note and make appropriate comments, and not go off on a rant about poor people eating dirt. - Siddharth Deb

Boy did I get egg (or was it cucumber ranch dressing) on my face with my comments! Of course, once something is posted on the internet, it never really gets deleted, does it? I know I came across as some kind of holier-than-thou preachy do-gooder, and that's not the real me. That's the way my comments looked, and I regret posting them and making a fool of myself. - Siddharth Deb

@Siddharth, my advice just lighten up some okay. We've all been there or at least I have said and posted things I had regretted. - orionstarr

*hug fairy coming in* {{{{{ Siddharth Deb }}}}} {{{{{ Lindsey }}}}} I know better than try to make you two hug each other. I still love you both. - Ladybug Heather

Thanks, I feel better now. I've re-subscribed to Lindsey's feed after I unsubscribed in a huff following Lindsey's 2nd comment. What I've realised is that even if you're having a bad day in the "real world" or meatspace or whatever, it's best not to do or say anything stupid or potentially offensive, especially online. I also learned after some googling, that there's a nice site called ffholics, and that I'd pissed off the 6th most active user on friendfeed. Note to self: breathe, man, breathe! - Siddharth Deb

We are friends on friendfeed! - orionstarr

Thank you all. I'm going to respect our friendship from now on by refraining from gratuitous comments, I promise! Lindsey, am I forgiven? :-) - Siddharth Deb

I guess so ;) . . . at least you can say you got your first public whipping from one of the best. All is forgiven. It takes a lot to truly offend me and I'm just glad you can apologize. And my rank on ffholic has no bearing on me whatsoever. I fully expect everyone to keep me in check if I say something messed up, which is probably often. Have fun . . . no hard feelings and all that jazz. And here's a hug on the house ~~HUG~~ - Lindsey is Fierce!