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“Masturbation: Playing With Yourself”
Masturbation: Playing With Yourself
November 9 at 4:51 pm - Link
OMG GOLD!!!!! - Mona N.
That is friggin awesome!!! HAHAAHA - Justin Korn
LMAO!!! - Ladybug Heather
More than meats the eye - Johnny Worthington
LOL. Nice! - ♫ Rahsheen™
:( i don't get it. - Caroline
+1 John - Laura B.
hahaha...Caroline keep looking at the pic .. you'll get it. - jlt
no. cuz i don't think like you guys....is the truck suppose to be like his penis or something... - Caroline
caroline, it's basically him playing with a miniature version of himself.... because you know, transformers change from vehicle to upright machines. - Zee from WeDoCreative
lmfao - Lindsey
caroline the robot is the transformer optimus prime - he goes from a big rig to the robot, and he's playing with the toy optimus prime when it is transformed in the truck form. - Morgan
so it's not sexual..? whack! - Caroline
glad i made you laugh Lindsey :) i suck at jokes - Caroline
lol .. . it just sounded so innocent but oh so wrong. You're doing just fine Caroline . . . though, I am pretty easy to please o_O - Lindsey
love it - (jeff)isageek
lol hilarious. - Monique
hahaha - Anna Haro
im coming! im coming! vroooommmm..... :P - AJ Batac
BEEP BEEP - ♫ Rahsheen™
this is too much.. OMG! GREAT! - Cesar Sanchez
I always wondered where the trailer went when he transformed. - Morton Fox
Absolute classic.. Honk Honk I am coming. - Rob Brammeld
I hope this is addressed in Transformers 2 - Mark Wilson
Ahahahaha! Even funnier being that I just watched the movie last night. - Katie
Hur! Hur! A geek joke! - Mark O'Neill
Autobots! Masterbate! - Pete Delucchi
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Baby burger
October 25 at 9:57 am - via Bookmarklet - Link
That's sooo wrong. No ketchup. - Chris Baskind
I love babies, but I can't ever eat a whole one by myself. - Nine
poor baby neck. - Anika Malone
It's a party platter. - Chris Baskind
+1 Nine -- they're just so meaty these days - William Harryman
Its a Modest Proposal. - Andrew Baron
buddhist baby doing prostrations - Gregory Lent
That has to be uncomfortable for that baby. - Trish R
this was a laugh out loud moment for me. LOVE IT - Melissa Maskevich
@ Trish R Agreed. Shoulda been a pita pocket! ;) - Ed Shaz/NextInstinct
Funny, yet disturbing at the same time. - Bonnie Dean
If coconut oil is made from coconuts, and mustard oil is extracted from mustard seeds, what is baby oil made from? - Vijayendra Mohanty
+1 Vijayendra - Bonnie Dean
Thanks Bonnie. But as I should have mentioned, the joke was not mine. :) - Vijayendra Mohanty
Yes, I know, Vijayendra, I was giving you props for remembering it! LOL - Bonnie Dean
@Chris Baskind, the ketchup is on the inside. :-P - Jason Huebel
Then that's fine. And thank you again. :) - Vijayendra Mohanty
@Vijayendra Mohanty: Have a friend who loves Edy's Girl Scout cookie ice cream (particularly thin mint). He happily assures everyone nearby that the product is made from REAL Girl Scouts. I wonder if he likes chianti. - MiɳiMagɘ (Sexy Scimitar)
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"Over the past few decades, the Republican Party has driven away people who live in cities, in highly educated regions and on the coasts. This expulsion has had many causes. But the big one is this: Republican political tacticians decided to mobilize their coalition with a form of social class warfare. ... What had been a disdain for liberal intellectuals slipped into a disdain for the educated class as a whole. The liberals had coastal condescension, so the conservatives developed their own anti-elitism, with mirror-image categories and mirror-image resentments, but with the same corrosive effect." - Sean McBride via Bookmarklet
power is used to win the battle to tell the story of "how things are" ... if the intellect works, fine, ... if not, use something else - Gregory Lent
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Sarah Palin crop circles? no, just a local farmer with too much time on his hands
September 26 at 10:15 am - via Bookmarklet - Link
So it wasn't Republican aliens from Mars showing their solidarity? - Mark Bean
Field of Nightmares (okay, not my strongest work) - Marko Bon
recession - adolfo foronda
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Anti-Theft Lunch Bag Deters Sandwich Thieves
September 16 at 9:32 am - Link
very funny - don loeb
Genius! - James Tenniswood
چه کلک!!!!!!!!! جای اولد فشن خالیه یه تریپ شاندرمن بیاد!!!!!!!!!!! - Farzad Zamani
:)) - KamAL
Does not deter people throwing out your sandwich... - Ben Jackson via twhirl
And encourages people to puke on your sandwich. - Chester
I needs me a box of these! - BuBBy Oxide
That sandwich would most definitely be thrown away. - Kenya
To all of the nay sayers, I think most people *WOULD NOT TOUCH IT* so they couldn't throw it away or anything else. They would just leave it there for someone else to deal with. - Andrew Baron
@Andrew it's a possibility, but I toss stuff out in the office fridge because I don't want mold to somehow get involved with my food... - Ben Jackson via twhirl
It's the future! - Larry Hudson
@ben, you should be careful, you are the most likely to be exposed to unsuspecting growth, a total biohazard. Please leave that stuff alone and let someone else deal with it, you could be seriously injured. - Andrew Baron
Brilliant! - Mike L
Actually, these bags make me never want to bag a lunch again. yuk! - Chris Conway
SUCH a good idea! - Geoff K
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"With Ms. Palin, it’s not about agreeing or disagreeing. She doesn’t appear to understand some of the most important issues." - Andrew Baron via Bookmarklet
Must read article. - Andrew Baron
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If anyone can work hard and come back on top, this man can do it. - Kevin C. Tofel
earlier today, Astana said they had no plans to add Armstrong to the team (http://tiny.pl/8dw3) - maybe Bruyneel is orchestrating this on his own? - William Harryman
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Talking Points Memo | Excellent News for Sarah Palin!!!
September 3 at 8:38 pm - via Bookmarklet - Link
"This earmark, of course, was one John McCain singled out as egregious pork." - Russellreno via Bookmarklet
She's absolutely got openings for attack on this issue. - Forrest Cox
The article indicates these are 'state funds'. Is this a block grant? Need details. - Peter Simard
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Are You a Bacon Geek?
September 3 at 7:20 pm - via Bookmarklet - Link
Delicious! - Phil Glockner
My roommate would be so all over this. LOL - Michelle Snow
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My iPhone Needed Another Hard Reset... Again.
August 29 at 9:31 pm - via Bookmarklet - Link
The iFailWhale - Outsanity
It's almost as bad as Windows Mobile - David Z
There's a phone that looked like the iPhone but it's by Sprint. I don't remember what the guy told me it was called - Outsanity
David, winmo is pretty bad about that but palm is way worse - Michael J. Cohen (mjc)
My iPod Touch is pretty solid. Love the iFailWhale? - Brian Daniel Eisenberg
stinks that's it so unreliable. Mine is too. But I love the big screen. - Andrew Warner
My WinMo phone may have memory management issues and requires a reboot every now and again but I have never had a need to hard reset it... in fact none of the ones I have had, have needed that. - Ian D. Nock via twhirl
Weird. Mine has not experienced something that needs a hard reset. *knock on wood* - Rom Feria
I've been having huge issues too. Doing a hard restore on my original iPhone and it looks like it won't let me continue without activation (I've been using it just as an internet tablet since getting my new one). - Matt Devost
Outsanity: The Samsung Instinct. Everyone: I've also used WinMo for years and have never required a hard reset. And yet everyone loves to poo poo on WM. Go figure. - Chieze Okoye
The funny thing is that after eighteen months, my Hermes finally has a (enthusiast cooked) ROM which actually works. It very reliable with great battery life now. Doesn't stop me wanting an iFail tho. - mattpovey
I so do not want an iPhone. Are there as many problems with the iPod touch? I do want one of those. - Mattb4rd
I've had nothing but good luck w/ my iPhone. No probs. - Andrew Baron
outsanity, it's the instinct. i have it and don't think it looks like the iphone. i love my phone, even though it's hard to do without a ton of apps like i had on my PPC6700.and since it's java based, there's a lot of things that won't work on it. but it's ridiculously fast (i tested both the instinct and the iphone on the same day) and if you're not hung up on silly ibling, you'd be happy with it. but wait until they fixed the sound problem with uploaded videos to youtube. that's annoying. - Anika Malone
The iPhone has memory management issues right now. Until the 2.1 update comes out in Sep. there are a few fixes. Turn off all automatic email checking. Manual email checking only. This will free up 14mb of ram. Also only install under 20 apps. Preferably 9 or less. Not much fun but should help a little. - CubFan
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Things to say (and not say) during sex.
August 29 at 7:07 am - via Bookmarklet - Link
meh. lol - Michael W. May
"Hello Vicar!" - George Smith
Yabba Dabba Do! - ha3rvey
Hail Satan! - Mark Trapp
"Here's a dollar ... in change ... mostly pennies." :) - Nathaniel Payne
I just pooped, a lot, on your dog. - Iain Baker
"I just pooped.." ".. a lot" ".. on your dog." OMG, side hurting. - Haggis (Sean)
Hahahah! - Abby Martin
Bwaha! I'm so going to say "I rule at fuckin'." - Ayşe E.
"Do you smell what the Rock is cookin?" awesome - Chieze Okoye
I've got to reshare this - that *is* BRILLIANT! :) - Zee from WeDoCreative
hahaha! - Anna Haro
@anna: is that 'hahaha!' on the 'good' side or the 'bad' side? lolz - .LAG
@.LAGizmoto. The "hahaha!" is directed at both sides. The good side has, "You are beautiful like a moon or butterfly." wha? *panties come up real quick* ;-) - Anna Haro
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this reminds me of the time i had to show the TSA in the kahului airport my nipple rings. good investigative work, guys. - jenni
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so true - marcantonio
madooo 'sto quasi tra gli inetti!!! - Roberta
Mmm. Add over 40s? I love smartphones for their features. I hate voice calliing though! But my friends are the opposite so its probably true. - Steve 'Chippy' Paine
o mio dio, e io che ne ho giusti giusti 30??? (ops!) oh my god, and what about me, exactly 30? - michele
+1 'Chippy', 45 when I got my first "cell" phone aka mobile within 18 months replaced by current smartphone, use most the features though very light on voice calling. Mobile web, calendering, email, music, GPS, SMS are more valuable to me. Could not go back to regular mobile now. - Nick Cowie
I don't hate them. They just don't give what I consider value for the cost - Capn' One-Eye ☠
I won't be one of them when I am 30 - Steve
Remember waiting at home for a phone call? Cell phones = freedom. - stretta via twhirl
Answering machine=freedom in my world. The cell phone is just another way to be annoyed by people I'd rather not talk to. - Jill, Superhero Librarian
Cell phone = answering machine, too. When I'm out with my wife and kids, we can split up and regroup without prior agreement. Nobody calls me except my wife. Maybe that is the difference. - stretta via twhirl
Could be. When I'm out, I'm usually with my husband. And he's one of the few people I really want to be in mostly constant contact with. - Jill, Superhero Librarian
this is way too general. 34 year old bf lives by his. it's always with him. he definitely loves it - Kamilah Gill
44 and loved my Blackberry (still in mourning) but am happy with my Razr....don't go anywhere without it. - Mlibrarianus
the article is ridiculously vague. most people over 30 only use "12%" of the features. Yeah, that probably includes stellar features like the "ringtone store" and "theme store". Yeah, count my in that bunch of users. I use only a fraction of my crackberry features (mail, web, phone, address book, sms, mp3 and a few others). - Rob Diana
Doesn't seem like age has anything to do with it. It's just personal preference. :-) - Jill, Superhero Librarian
when you have a cell phone, it;s almost like you never have an excuse for not getting back to someone immediately. - edythe
i'm tethered to two and i'm 32. i feel naked without them. - Morgan
I do not hate cell phones but I do hate voicemail. - Jauder Ho
I got my first one last year when I was 35 and I don't talk much on it. Only a few know it. I mainly use it for email, text and IMing - RAPatton
We need better phones, better customer service, and better rate plans. - Mike Reynolds
Not this one - Deepak
+1 on Deepak's comment. (Interestingly, most gadget geeks I know are *over* 30.) - karen2
+2 !! I am over 30 and I have a perverted love for cell phones. I need to get a new one once a year or else I get physically ill. I also use all possible features on the phone to the point where the phone is exhausted and begs to be replaced. I know many like me. - Nils Reinton
It is not that I hate cell phones; I hate the notion that appears to have entered our society that we should be happy to use cell phones to do *so* many things. I don't want to read a book on a mobile phone or use it to take photos. I want to be able to have a phone that does one thing very very well. I want one where the sound is clear and robust, where the calls go through rapidly and where the network doesn't crash at the first sign of a local crisis. - Jill O'Neill
One thing I never understood is why people assume that a cell phone has to be intrusive - the most common complaint I hear is that they will always be 'on call'. Just switch the thing off! It's your phone and you decide on its usage policy. Also, it would be nice to get a phone that just phones. And US cell plans *suck* - Rajarshi Guha
People who make generalizations all are silly :P (Said the woman who is over thirty and likes her cell phone.) - Abby Martin
I'm over 30 and don't enjoy having a cell phone. I have it off much of the time, much to the consertantion of some phone-addicted friends. My biggest complaint is it dictates a lot of other people's behavior toward the "rude" "obnoxious" and "self-important" side of the scale. It's acutally quite distrubring to see such modern technology used for such utter pointlessness - outside of work. - Jason Kaneshiro
I'm 43 and I'm happy with my mobile. I turn it off when I go to sleep, though. - Bill Sodeman
I'm 55, and I love my Treo, which is next to my pillow all night for occasional surfing, texting, reading, and time checks (I'm too near-sighted for a clock). - Cindy Bartorillo
I never used the features of my cell phones, not even the 'smart' ones. Have a blackberry now. Different story. Never have I used so many features or customised so heavily :) - Daniel Swan
My parents are 60+. They just got iPhones and are loving them. - Brian Newman
bollocks. My father ripped his car phone of his car and put it in a briefcase before there were freely available handheld cellphones here in the early 80s. - Duncan Riley
Stupid article. I call bullshit. I was over 30 when I got my first cell phone in the mid '90s and have had one glued to myself ever since. Heck, my parents use their cell phones extensively. - Paul Haahr
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