Ed Parnell

Just met God on the Internet. His email is hornydeity69@aol.com.

I'm two years late for work.

Ed angrier than a bunch of wasps with a hangover waking up on the gantry during a Status Quo concert and discovering bees have hacked their facebook account and cchanged their status to 'waspz suck.'

Facebook mail not working again, I see. It works less than I do.

Playing my organ - never had a lesson in my life - I sound crap. May win X-Factor.

What if MySpace and Facebook merged? http://theoatmeal.com/facespa....

@AndyVale Which bits? There's so much to choose from. :-(

What if MySpace and Facebook merged? http://theoatmeal.com/facespa...

Playing my organ - never had a lesson in my life - I sound crap. May win X-Factor.

Come Dine with me now has a 'play along on line' feature. That's like applauding at home to sitcoms.

@RealBillBailey the showbiz lifestyle has really hit the Baileymeister. ;-)

Come Dine with me now has a 'play along on line' feature. That's like applauding at home to sitcoms.

Smart. - http://awesome.edparnell.co.uk/blog...

Cassandra Predicts - http://www.youtube.com/watch...

Ed has banged his head into that ******* bookcase four times today, and into the corner of the sink and on the rabbits cage. May apply to be demolition ball.

British man provides photo for his own wanted poster | U.S. | Reuters - http://www.reuters.com/article...

Cockpit Convo - http://www.youtube.com/watch...

Ed has a burning sensation that only Vindaloo can provide.

List of cats with fraudulent diplomas - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...

Ed is faking moon landings.

Ed this image. there's something wrong...

Ed is now measuring his age in haircuts since age twenty. So happy 6th birthday, me.

Ed excellent. http://news.stv.tv/scotlan....

I turned up so late for the dinner party, technically it was a drive through.

@georgygirl64uk how are you? long time no hear

I turned up so late for the dinner party, technically it was a drive through.

excellent. http://news.stv.tv/scotlan...

When Gulliver strode over Lilliput, not one of the tiny residents saw the potential to sell him odour eaters.

When Gulliver strode over Lilliput, not one of the tiny residents saw the potential to sell him odour eaters.

@Glinner He has a point tho, this Nutt bloke. From what I hear, he gave evidence one way, the Govt went the other. And he didn't want blame.