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Nothing will make you hate people more than CVS at 10:30pm.

13 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue...if I had a ring, I'd give it to you. #lebron http://instagr.am/p...

16 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

closets - - closet - http://www.houzz.com/photos... via @Houzz_inc

Monday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I'm not super judgey about many things, but sneezing without covering one's mouth should be punishable by jail time.

Sunday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @CalliCoop: I'm watching The Terminator and LOL OMG PHONE BOOKS!

Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I like the crestfallen look on people's faces when they bound down the train aisle only to realize there is a person in my seat. 5'2" FTW.

February 10 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Breaking: water is still wet.

February 9 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

People ordering food to go, then eating it in the restaurant confuses the crap out of me. #whereareyourmanners?

February 8 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @RickyRomero: Maybe more people would eat blood oranges if they weren't called BLOOD ORANGES.

February 8 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Yay! Parking ticket! Watch out, Monday. Tuesday is encroaching on your legendary suck.

February 7 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @NoOnProp8: The Ninth Circuit has ruled that California's Proposition 8 is unconstitutional. #prop8 #lgbt #free2marry

February 7 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Bravo, 9th Circuit.

February 7 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

If you guessed how many different kinds of stripes I am wearing today, I bet you'd underestimate it by about 25%.

February 7 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

My cat is SO MUCH cuter than yours. #cattweet

February 6 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

If one is dreaming, there could be legal consequences for writing too quickly. #princewisdom

February 5 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I'm going to go grocery shopping in my soft pants. I've clearly given up entirely.

February 5 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

What the hell? Is the guy on the tightrope a Will Ferrell Character?

February 5 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Worst. Cheatday. Ever. #4hb #stomachflu

February 4 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

It's official. I NEVER look at my feeds anymore. Thanks for ruining a good thing, @google.

February 4 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Stomach viruses on Saturdays are especially cruel. #4HB

February 4 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

.@FacebooksS1 just started following me. That's going to cost you, facebook. You can make the check out for one bazillion dollars please.

February 1 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I'm making a citizen's arrest of everyone on 280 south for murdering my will to live.

January 31 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @LingoFactory: Jumbotrance - (n) the split second a sport spectator notices they are on camera, starts pointing and loses their shit.

January 30 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

11yo just marathoned the first 3 episodes of Downton Abbey. My work here is done.

January 27 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @LingoFactory: Hairy kari - (n) point at which one is thrown into murderous conflict with their own coif, usually to their own scissor-wielding peril.

January 26 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Um...you can hear the organ from the old-timey movie theater next door through the walls of my office. Completely awesome.

January 26 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Okay friends working at @zynga and sending me game requests all day, I GET IT. PLAYING GAMES IS YOUR JOB.

January 26 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Ever iron only the parts of your shirt that show? Me neither.

January 26 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Working at @bizzy made me think about food all the time. Working at @houzz_inc makes me want to throw away all my furniture.

January 25 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

You know how I decide where to get lunch? Which place has an app so I can order and pick it up?

January 25 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share