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There's no such thing as unnecessary quotation marks, only quotations whose meaning we don't yet know.

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And yes, apropos of that toot yesterday, a bottle of Clamato WOULD be a startlingly apt spirit object for Lady Gaga.

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Links for 11.24.09: I am going away for a bit. - http://thelistenerd.com/2009...

Tuesday from the listenerd - Comment - Like - Share

A prehensile tail and a ponytail? That’s broverkill. - http://low.highindustrial.com/post...

Tuesday from Google Reader - Comment - Like - Share

I see Coke has an app that lets users upload a pic and search for their doppelganger. I also see Assmatch.me and Boobtwin.com are available.

Tuesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@AkiraGPig That "even" part STUNG.

Tuesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

#7 of 6 i ran past a wild turkey on my run yesterday and, now... - http://ragbag.tumblr.com/post...

Tuesday from Google Reader - Comment - Like - Share

I have a master's degree in pragmatism. (A Ph.D. was too expensive.)

Tuesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Now THIS meeting is like Bono serving me fennel soup and screencapping his Tumblarity while Lady Gaga gives me herpes with a Clamato bottle.

Tuesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

This meeting is like fennel in my anything.

Tuesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Planned activities for this week's big trip to the in-laws: Driving. Eating. Watching the Kennedy Center Honors on TV. Waiting to go home.

Tuesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

A new edition of Bachelard's The Poetics of Space says that this work week exists in the same brain-part as the inside of my microwave oven.

Tuesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Lazy web: Audio recording equipment? - http://thelistenerd.com/2009...

Tuesday from the listenerd - Comment - Like - Share

Ben Gibbard married Zooey Deschanel. That means, in a rational universe, the singer of Halloween, Alaska can only end up with Katy Perry.

November 23 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Links for 11.23.09: “Goodnight bottles and cans all strewn…” - http://thelistenerd.com/2009...

November 23 from the listenerd - Comment - Like - Share

Heroes With Beards - http://75.101.183.223/rd...

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Video: Messa di Voce – Insect Nature Show - http://thelistenerd.com/2009...

November 23 from the listenerd - Comment - Like - Share

I don't want to be a member in good standing of any club that requires goodness or standing.

November 23 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I bought a GOOD magazine at lunch and all I got was this indictment of my entire way of life.

November 23 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

This OatsCreme tastes like a real ice cream cone's tears.

November 23 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Video: Bob Dylan’s “Must Be Santa” - http://thelistenerd.com/2009...

November 23 from the listenerd - Comment - Like - Share

If it gets out that I can't tell Halloween, Alaska from Death Cab for Cutie, I'm SURE my tampons will be taken away.

November 23 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Nothing tastes as good as inhaling pizza feels.

November 23 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I've learned a lot about patience from my 2-year-old, who has none. If you want to learn about sex, contact me.

November 23 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Just made a thick, creamy meat and potato soup. Ladles?

November 22 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

My edges are now so far away, I don't even know if I'm rough around them anymore.

November 22 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Video: Ralf and Florian: The Kraftwerk Sitcom - http://thelistenerd.com/2009...

November 22 from the listenerd - Comment - Like - Share

By some incredible cosmic coincidence, both my Charles Dickens name and my work name came out to be Arduous Clusterfuck.

November 22 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

The most evocative image in this red, white and patriotic Visa NFL ad is of a fat guy in a hard hat hauling ribs in a wheelbarrow. America.

November 22 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

The "real-time web" isn't as interesting as the anytime web. It's not about being tied to the now, it's about instantaneous being an option.

November 22 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share