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The . before the @ is like the vocal crescendo of the cellphone dude on the bus as he begins noting the remarkable beauty of all his dates.

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Links for 11.7.09: Surly beer, mushroom pants and God’s jail - http://thelistenerd.com/2009...

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Video: Glottal Opera - http://thelistenerd.com/2009...

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Fun fact: 38% of your Facebook friends are realtors.

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Another warning: Lasagne is a tangy succubus.

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Successful socializing is simply a series of studies of slightly differing vocabularies of discontent.

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This is a warning: The Creative Kidstuff store on Grand Avenue smells like Volvos.

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Found a gray hair today. I'm dressed like a junior high school principal. Knee hurts and I'm walking like my grandfather. Fudge my life.

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When I imagine my "ideal reader" the universe shifts and a singularity of pajamas, gin and unread magazines threatens to swallow everything.

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Links for 11.5.09: America is bread shoes, beer and Guitar Hero - http://thelistenerd.com/2009...

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This lip tastes like my wine.

Thursday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I haven't seen a ventriloquist act so rightly maligned since that ill-conceived amateur Puppetry of the Penis act SOMEONE tried in college.

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Video: Strange Parallel, a 30-minute doc on Elliott Smith - http://thelistenerd.com/2009...

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Video: Eclectic Method does Phish’s 99 Albums - http://thelistenerd.com/2009...

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Eclectic Method Remixes Phish’s 99 Albums - http://laughingsquid.com/eclecti...

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His junior high buddies probably weren't attuned to it, but I bet Joe Flacco has some zinger nicknames when he gets to the nursing home.

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sharpless: fuckyeahstarwars: Carrie Fisher and her stunt... - http://www.kungfugrippe.com/post...

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10 Ways to Lower Your 2009 Taxes [Taxes] - http://consumerist.com/5397778...

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There is one act of bro-ish behavior that I condone, and that is attributing a false nickname to someone in all-company introduction e-mail.

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May I change my middle name to Emasculated now? Please?

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@Remiel A single tear. OF BLOOD.

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Video: The Hamilton Mixtape - http://thelistenerd.com/2009...

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Twitter is a candle party, and stronger, whiter teeth are our candles.

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Dexter Blood Slide Candy - http://awwhellnah.com/2009...

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Alexander Hamilton hip-hop tribute - http://www.pheedcontent.com/click...

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Good news. Two more weeks of using this homemade baking soda toothpaste and the banana bread I've been preparing in my colon will be ready.

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Who wants to watch a documentary about zombies? Hello? (@tcbmag) http://tcbmag.blogs.com/culture...