the.effing.librarian

I rewrote a @YALSA announcement for Booze for Books as Boobs for Books. oh, the hilarity. http://censoredgenius.blogspot.com/2012... #books #boobs

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may contain filth: Boobs for Books. http://censoredgenius.blogspot.com/2012...

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#Poll: which card do you prefer for Valentine's Day? a) hearts b) kitties c) sly reference to humping d) overt reference to humping

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let me know if you've ever gotten a tattoo from someone drunk or otherwise unqualified to ink you (my 1st was from a drunk guy). #tattoos

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does anyone know how many Wikipedia pages have been copied to Facebook as community pages? should W care?

Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

when I was in high school the people in drama were dirty whores. I was in drama. so I was invited to all the parties.

Friday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

police called wanting our help to identify a dead body with only a library card on it. no ID but a library card. we lost a loyal borrower.

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WWI. WWII. Where is WWIII? Because we haven't destroyed ourselves by now, some must figure we never will. The World Who Cried Wolf. #idea

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"suppose things wouldn't make sense, not here, on this island. suppose things are watching us..."

February 4 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

watched the werewolf movie, Blood & Chocolate, which didn't suck

February 4 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

aw, no trend for Zalman King? what dude doesn't own a copy of Two Moon Junction? and isn't David Duchovny in Red Shoe Diaries?

February 3 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I miss being the kind of person who would drive hours to see a band. I'd like to see fun. and Sleeper Agent.

February 3 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Ben Gazzara died. expect a Road House marathon on AMC. good actor.

February 3 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

lots of fake RIPs trending. how come no fake RIPs for RIP Taylor or RIP Torn?

February 3 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I'm having no luck growing facial hair that says, "I'm in a Metallica cover band"

February 3 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

ouch. #hungergames movie trailer is so tween emo. another reason why reading is better: your IMAGINATION.

February 2 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

ah, so Unglue.it is the answer to my thought about a kickstarter-type project for academic publishing. https://t.co/p550g0w3

February 2 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

a recommendation blurb from Sixty Second Preview usually tells me to avoid the movie, but Killer Elite was almost good.

February 2 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @chronicle: Boycott of Elsevier (publisher of Cell, Lancet, and thousands of books and journals) is gathering steam: http://chronicle.com/blogs...

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oh, that was directed at @TheOnion

January 31 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

are we at our most absurd during election time? I will believe pretty much any story about the candidates.

January 31 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

the smell coming from the urinal is like it's vented directly from Satan's water closet. (hey, Satan's Water Closet is my favorite band!)

January 31 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

link to "Jonathan Franzen vs. ebooks" http://www.cbc.ca/books...

January 31 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Jonathan Franzen: ebooks are not for serious readers. wrong. today's definition of serious: "I've shared passages with others on Facebook."

January 31 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

may contain filth: Acquire. Distribute. Archive. Repeat. http://censoredgenius.blogspot.com/2012...

January 30 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I'm posting a new avatar which will verify my ID to anyone with the proper iris-scanning technology.

January 27 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @TheLiB: Nominate your favorite fashionable crush-worthy librarian for this Valentine's Day contest - http://librarianwardrobe.tumblr.com/post...

January 27 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I hate losing twitter followers. I feel inadequate in a way that only cheap sex and expensive booze can fix.

January 27 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

may contain filth: Amazon * http://censoredgenius.blogspot.com/2012...

January 27 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

don't be a supervisor. everyone's problem becomes your problem. for that matter, don't be a parent, either (which I'm not).

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