Jeff

Eggos I got an ipod nano. In blue!

Eggos OMG, Vort was on Glee! Holy world's colliding Batman!

Eggos I want to be a fantasy writer. I'd love to make a career our of pretending I can write.

Eggos She's got ruby red lips, blond hair, blue eyes An' I'm about to bid my heart good-bye!

Eggos Knock knock. Who's there? Go fuck yourself.

Eggos I don't want to love you, hold you I don't want to know what you're about I don't want your name or number, Just want to get in and get out

Eggos Why don't you and I get together, take on the world be together! Heads we win, tails we try again.

Eggos Just got a (possibly drunken) text: "Jef u r a great guy, u just need a good girl 2 fix u" Thanks I guess. Any 'good girls' want '2 fix' me?

Eggos I just got accused of flirting by a stranger. All I said was "Hey". That's not even fair!

Eggos It's not poison, it has juice in it.

Eggos OMG, I can be a clergymen for Halloween! They said we can't talk religion at work, never said anything about dressing the part...

Eggos I've never gotten fresh with anybody in a Subway, but I'm betting if I did I'd get slapped and they'd take the sandwich to go.

Eggos Two Toonie Tuesday meals. chocolate milk and How I Met Your Mother. What could be better? A second person to not make me look like a pig?

Eggos Nintendo wants me to pay $75 +SH to have my Wii repaired. Think I'll sell everything instead, it's crap to pay more for in inferior product.

Eggos Going to be so tired tomorrow, oh god.

Eggos I have a DPS of 868.1 right now. Still need new boots, necklace and rings. 567.3 just from my ranged. I also need to level my pet.

Eggos I had a random nerd-girl click me today. Twice. At a bus stop. For free! You better believe I got her digits.

Eggos I'm sick. Sore throat, ears hurt when I swallow, runny nose, head ache, tired. I want some soup. Just hope I don't grow a curly tail.

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Eggos So Alliance kicked ass in AVs tonight and 78 is taking forever to get. Somebody wanna just do it for me?

Eggos Shane just killed somebody with a croquet mallet! That's freaking awesome! About time Weeds stop being boring.

Eggos I'm a sucker for punishment. There, admitted it.

Eggos *Blink Blink* Since when can Eric fly?

Eggos Woot, surprise weekend! Off until tuesday.

Eggos Baby when you finally, get to love somebody. Guess what? It's gonna be me.

Eggos Doughnuts can be used as a reward or failure. On one hand: yum. The other: Oh god, I give up good bye halth.

Eggos Wow. The news is messed up.

Eggos I'm not crazy, I'm just roll with the sanity crew. With my rep as it's going, soon I could actually be in sane.

Eggos So my sneakers take a minute longer than sandals to put on. Don't sneakers make you faster?

Eggos Umm oww. My 8g wont go back in, it was only like an hour they were out.