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It's unanimous - Madonna's Sprbwl performance was a huge success. Still breaking records at 53 with no signs of slowing down. #30YRS #MDNA

My exact thoughts on the Komen kerfuffle. ---> The Liberal Enforcers - Article - National Review Online http://www.nationalreview.com/article...

"Nowadays everybody wanna talk, like they got something to say, but nothing comes out when they move their lips, just a bunch of gibberish."

Last time I preordered a physical copy & ended up buying a 2nd in-store while waiting on the preordered copy to arrive. Not this time. #MDNA

Trying to recall an instance of Tea Party protesters brandishing SWAT-style, protective riot shields. I'm stumped; I got nothing. Anyone?

Really getting into Bravo's 'It's a Brad Brad World'. It's the combination of his personality and innate humility. I love humble people.

Accidentally stumbled upon 'Bob's Burgers', a new cartoon in which @JohnRobertsFun voices a character. I recognized his voice immediately.

Just saw a new commercial for Nutrisystem starring Janet Jackson. Can anyone even imagine her considering using Nutrisystem? #unrealistic

Like a moth to a flame, I'm seemingly powerless when under the spell of the Jack-in-the-Box steak and egg burrito. It belongs in a museum.

Work Xmas party/dinner tonight. If eating and boozing it up on the company's dime doesn't get one in the spirit, nothing will. Am I right?

It's that time again; another fall/winter Caribbean cruise. Nothing like exchanging jackets today with bathing suits & sunscreen in the AM!

David Bowie's "John, I'm Only Dancing" has been stuck in my head for the past 3 days. No idea how long since I last heard it. That is all.

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I'm curious as to how the 'Bush tax cuts' fail to become the Bush/Obama tax cuts the second Obama puts pen to paper to extend them.

I keep catching myself attempting to double-click a column of text to zoom on my laptop like I do in Mobile Safari on my iPhone.

Few things infuriate me as much as the asinine substitution of the word 'hate' for 'disagree' or 'dislike'. Redefining sense makes no sense.

Wow! - Apple bids farewell to the MacBook http://tinyurl.com/439n7zp

RT @JonahNRO: Motorcyclist in anti-helmet protest goes over handlebars, hits head, dies. http://news.yahoo.com/ny-moto...

One person's Thursday is another's Monday. Back to work tonight after a week off; working every other week def has it's advantages.

RT @iowahawkblog: I think NY's married gay couples should be free to smoke, drink sugared soft drinks, and eat salty snacks with transfats.

You'd be surprised how little all-white bed linens limit your in-bed dining options if you're simply a very careful eater.

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RT @iowahawkblog: It's official. Sarah Palin has driven more reporters insane than lead poisoning. #andthatswhatIlikeabouther

There's never been a time when rampant apple fanboyism was more warranted. Apple's obscene success is astounding, to say the least.

RT @TekJim: LA Times:"Parenting:How to talk to kids about Arnold's infidelity" That was the 1st thing I thought, "Good Lord, what do I tell the kids?"

A Baby Daddy For Both Americas - HUMAN EVENTS Source: www.humanevents.com The mainstream media really seem to imagine they can prevent Americans from knowing...

Just wanted to express my thanks to Radiohead's insanely beautiful "In Rainbows" album for the sonic euphoria on my commute home this AM.

RT @mindykaling: "I saw you at the Ugg gifting suite. We both walked out of that Harmony Korine movie. Are we soul mates?" #sundancemissedconnections

"Do you know where you're going to? Do you like the things that life is showing you?"