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Twittery Bits That Fell from My Brain on 2009-07-03 - http://www.elitistsnob.com/2009...
@gwardwell this coming from someone whose mom is large enough to be mistaken for a rigid airship - the Hindenwardwell.
@slinky66 I want pictures of arches. There has to be arches there.
@om the answer is simple; CDMA. GSM is the global standard and hence sees the broadest handset support.
The ultimate example of sex education breathes new meaning to the term "Teacher's pet" http://abclocal.go.com/kgo...
@gwardwell I threw up in my mouth a lot of bit.
And nothing says sexy quite like a woman with a beergut wearing a midriff top, smoking a cigarette. Come get some, boys.
The lakes are jam packed with flabby overweight beach-bathing whales. It's like seaworld for the morbidly obesce.
@gwardwell you weren't like this when we dated. How soon the romance fades.
@slinky66 don't blame greg. His absence of compassion comes from the fact he was raised by a 500lb invalid mother.
@gwardwell because I'm forced to work next to you. See the connection?
Christ! What happened to the sunshine and mild temps I was promised? The forecast today calls for cloudy skies and one very unhappy Kent
On my way to have new tires put on my truck.
Spending the weekend with my folks. Why can't they move to Florida like all the other retired pensioners
Creature from the Black Lagoon: Special Edition - http://www.netflix.com/Movie...
Creature from the Black Lagoon: Special Edition
Murder on the Orient Express - http://www.netflix.com/Movie...
Murder on the Orient Express
Twittery Bits That Fell from My Brain on 2009-07-01 - http://www.elitistsnob.com/2009...
@gwardwell Enjoys photographing guitars...and young children. He's that creepy guy lurking around playgrounds, offering candy to little boys
@gwardwell How many imaginary addictions do I have? That expains my sudden craving for camel dung and aerosol paint fumes.
@gwardwell Because you won't fit in the vegetable drawer inside the refrigerator.
@gwardwell Why do think I take imaginary meth? I'm TRYING to forget them.
Doctor Who: The Wheel in Space - http://www.netflix.com/Movie...
Doctor Who: The Wheel in Space
Doctor Who: The Stones of Blood - http://www.netflix.com/Movie...
Doctor Who: The Stones of Blood
Twittery Bits That Fell from My Brain on 2009-06-28 - http://www.elitistsnob.com/2009...
Billy Mays will be buried wearing a Snuggie, have his casket OxiCleaned, then wiped dry by Vince the ShamWow guy. http://www.cnn.com/2009....
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