Kent Pribbernow - FriendFeed

@gwardwell Hey, If you wish to consume 5lbs of Turkey and mashed potatoes, I won't stop you. Have fun digesting it.

7 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@gwardwell WTF? I was referring to the high calorie content of T-giving meals, not expanding my stomach for the fucking Turkey olympics!

9 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@cdwardwell EXACTLY! Clearly you understood my tweet. Now reach the nearest blunt object and smack your husband for me.

8 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I'm fasting in order to prepare my gastrointestinal tract for the feasting orgy to come next week.

20 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@lavystar Hope you & @thebrawnyman are having an awesome time. Don't drink the water or the Margarita. Both taste like Walmart door greeters

22 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@BrentSpiner But you were wonderful in Shawshank Redemption.

23 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@lavystar Little known fact: Icy Hot stew is served on the menu of many retirement communities in Florida. The elderly eat the stuff!

22 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Hah! Looks like Sarah Palin had a warm reception waiting for her in Noblesville. The crowd went rogue. http://www.youtube.com/watch...

Hah! Looks like Sarah Palin had a warm reception waiting for her in Noblesville. The crowd went rogue. http://bit.ly/587QVi

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@thebrawnyman I'm jealous! Warm sunny climate and exotic locale. Enjoy yourself.

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@timnovinger Make that two.

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T-minus 20 minutes until pantless Friday liftoff. Or dropdown, such as it were.

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@thebrawnyman You're a good friend, Nick. No matter what @gwardwell says about you.

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The 2011 Volkswagen Jetta looks like ass compared to the current model. If I do buy a new car next, won't be this one. http://www.leftlanenews.com/volkswa...

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Devoting this weekend to Javascript and jQuery study. Anyone care to join me? No? I thought not.

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How to get Microsoft Off 2010 free and legally: http://www.technobuffalo.com/blog... (via @Jon4Lakers)

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Wondering if the Swine Flu (aka Pork Pox) is an adequate excuse to get out of spending Thanksgiving with your parents? Worth a try.

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Wishing @thebrawnyman & @lavystar a safe trip to Florida. Where they will return aged more than 30 years and smelling of arthritis ointment.

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Screw the Mac Pro - next upgrade cycle I'm opting for a 27" iMac instead. A post on TUAW.com will explain further.

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@johngrabowski But the epic moment came when she proudly boasted that she is from Boston, Indiana... "home of the Tea baggers". Ah, comedy.

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Craziest comment today. Woman interviewed on radio exclaimed "Sarah Palin is the only person in Washington who's read the constitution."

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@lavystar I could tell from the slightly disheveled appearance of the your sofa cushions that riveting action had taken place there.

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@johnbiggs I just vomited in my mouth a little. Nothing quite as repulsive as back breasts.

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@thebrawnyman Her reclining position and shiftless demeanor no doubt conceal a fury of work taking place.

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Learning jQuery. Odly not too difficult to grasp and in many ways easier to comprehend than straight up Javascript.

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Dear Apple, please include wide view (3-pane) in Mail so I can cease this endless ass-torment of using buggy layout plugins. kay? Thanks.

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@vagredajr Have you jailbroken your iPhone, by any chance? Mine behaves unnaturaly ever since I performed the deed.

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@rainnwilson Is it true that he puts out on the first date?

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@BrentSpiner Loved your role in Casablanca. You played the part of bribable French constable quite well.

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@MikeTRose Why thank you, sir.

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Check out my review of Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2. http://www.technobuffalo.com/blog...

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