Elliott Kember - FriendFeed

Also, kudos to @paddydonnely for pointing out http://clientsfromhell.tumblr.com/post... - so totally me it's not funny.

13 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Somebody who has owed me £2000 for six months is not returning my emails. Goodwill running thin.

12 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

English Christmas dinner. Hammered. Be excellent to each other.

13 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

They put call centres in Swansea, and then expect foreigners like me to understand what on earth they're saying.

23 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@mishuinc Hi there! You couldn't possibly get @DAVAR to email me, could you? I can't get hold of him! Thanks :)

Sunday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@Fehler I would love to be, but I get back from New Zealand about 24 hours beforehand so I'll be annihilated!

Sunday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@Fehler It wasn't Ponoko - http://www.ponoko.com/ - was it?

Sunday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@sammachin tinyurl spoils the fun!

Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

So it turns out @big_ben_clock is responsible for the prevalence of "bong". Side note: best bot I've seen so far.

Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

If you use Skype, then you should check out http://tinyurl.com/skype:e...

Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@RyanDownie Yup :)

Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

A few confused phonecalls later, I have to admit that http://tinyurl.com/skype:e... is my best prank yet.

Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Hah, if this works it'll be super awesome. http://tinyurl.com/aim:goi...

Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@voyagerfan5761 Funniest.

Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@RyanDownie Saturday is Prank Day.

Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Awesome is the #23 most-used word on Twitter, according to http://words.elliottkember.com/popular - strangely, "bong" is #9.

Saturday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@joericioppo hah! That's... well, I guess that's awesome.

Friday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@MacSlam Perhaps this will distract you: http://words.elliottkember.com/MacSlam

Friday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I'm pleased to announce that "Elliott's amazing Twitter keyword search thing" is back online: http://words.elliottkember.com/elliott...

Friday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@volomike Turned out to be glimmerblocker :)

Friday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Bizarre blank page issue in Safari, only with one site. Infuriating.

Friday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@Zirro No, I know - that's all I've got to go on as well!\

Friday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@Zirro It's not even a site they're crawling. It looks like my server's URL, suffixed with Twitter usernames. Infuriating.

Friday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Annoying Bing crawl errors in my apache logs. GTFO.

Friday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

The height of Friday night UK Television: two grown men throwing food at each other. Fuck's sake.

Friday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@Zirro [Fri Dec 04 23:56:57 2009] [error] [client 65.55.107.181] File does not exist: /var/www/sirkenrobinson

Friday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Trying out jQuery 1.4a - so far, so good!

Friday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Bawww, "Maximum call stack size exceeded". C'mon Webkit!

Friday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@volomike well I'm flying from the UK, but we pass through LA so I'll do so then!

Friday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@jackshenker Awesome dude! Looking forward to hearing the American accent.

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