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“One week and a nearly a thousand dollars later: my dog is out one tooth and has gained a whole pound.”
August 10 at 5:14 pm -
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“It's all about sweetening the deal. I do not want a deal that has not been sweetened.”
August 9 at 8:56 am -
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“The sound of lawn mowers and leaf blowers truly makes me angry.”
August 8 at 11:03 am -
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“Even though i dislike cars, it would be nice to ride in a car without getting car sick for once.”
August 7 at 7:15 pm -
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“Pineapple express: waste of money and waste of talent. I am truly disappointed. What a bomb.”
August 7 at 3:53 pm -
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“Found a case of seagram's whisky from 1967 in my grandma's basement. Wonder if it's worth anything.”
August 6 at 7:53 pm -
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“Boston folks have no right to complain about subway prices. Two bucks takes you anywhere.”
August 6 at 2:21 pm -
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not much time to tweet. Too many italian relatives pinching my cheeks and making me eat all the time.”
August 6 at 9:45 am -
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“Too many ugly and crappy conversion fixies in boston.”
August 4 at 3:22 pm -
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“@
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, you just missed wrinkleshirt talking about his vacuum hair-cutting device.”
July 30 at 10:07 am -
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“i think i have food poisoning. AGAIN. was it the old salad dressing?”
July 29 at 9:20 pm -
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“dude on jeopardy look like michael bluth.”
July 28 at 7:26 pm -
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“cuil review: totally weaksauce.”
July 28 at 6:42 pm -
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“"I just don't like techno." "you would if you had robot ears."”
July 25 at 10:44 pm -
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“Heard on train: she's like, really emo. She's like ashley simpson.”
July 24 at 10:46 pm -
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“just when the air got clear again, a fire breaks out in my city. a garbage fire.”
July 23 at 10:57 pm -
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“my fear of crustaceans is getting even worse.”
July 23 at 10:14 pm -
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“Modest Mouse and Franz Ferdinand sound exactly the same.”
July 22 at 4:50 pm -
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“feeling stabby.”
July 22 at 12:27 pm -
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“now topping corn lady and fish guy on the train... Nail clipping lady!”
July 20 at 10:44 am -
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